Comic Strip Megathread XV: So smile, Margo, and move on.

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hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

Say Nothing posted:

If this comic was significant enough to be Rule 34'd, then it would all be transformation fetishism.
Maybe it already is.

It already is.

Green Intern posted:

drat ungrateful slaves.

At least they're not literal raccoons, like we just got done vomiting over in the terrible webcomics thread.

Great Moments in Rock 'n' Roll

# ? Nov 12, 2014 20:37

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# ? May 24, 2024 10:53

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I'm pretty sure that Lise meant the baby's feet based on the mother's last sentence. I'd like to think boobs too, but those definitely are not "nursing boobs". Unless, maybe she was an A cup before.

But they're all thought bubbles - they're not having a conversation :confused:

# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:02

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Yep, somebody called it. It's a full furry Holbrook crossover.

My Lovely Horse posted:

Why is this happening in the middle of a car chase from some special forces storyline.

Why was there a special forces storyline to begin with

loving Axe Cop has more internal coherence than Jane's World.

THIS poo poo WAS POSTED YEARS AGO IN THE COMICS THREAD STOP TRYING TO WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND IT AND READ THE GODDAMN BOOKS IF YOU CARE SO MUCH ASDFIK4J209TRJKERGFD

:suicide:

# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:38

JohnnyCanuck: May 28, 2004; Strong And/Or Free

Transmodiar posted:

THIS poo poo WAS POSTED YEARS AGO IN THE COMICS THREAD STOP TRYING TO WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND IT AND READ THE GODDAMN BOOKS IF YOU CARE SO MUCH ASDFIK4J209TRJKERGFD

Some of us haven't been around for quite as long as you have, grandpa.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 21:44

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I'm pretty sure that Lise meant the baby's feet based on the mother's last sentence. I'd like to think boobs too, but those definitely are not "nursing boobs". Unless, maybe she was an A cup before.

He's not looking at the baby at all. Maybe Lise just didn't want to draw exaggerated humongous boobs to make sure that people get a common joke.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 22:15

Some Guy TT: Aug 30, 2011

I don't get what the joke is supposed to be at all. What is they? What is like that? Why is he using future tense? Can someone take a look at the original Norwegian one? I can't help but feel like this is some kind of translation error.

It's All Right Chief Dharma

Speaking of translation errors, I did this comic before. If anyone has the file for it you can check to see whether my translation skills have actually improved or not.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 02:32

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Six Chix

Zippy the Pinhead

Nancy

Arlo and Janis

Andertoons

Lost Side of Suburbia

Dick Tracy

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz

So... what is the ashtray doing there, then? :confused:

Deep Dark Fears

# ? Nov 13, 2014 02:34

Darkest Auer: Dec 30, 2006; They're silly; Ramrod XTreme

Seriously, can't this guy use any other "sound effects"?

# ? Nov 13, 2014 02:42

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Tiggum posted:

You mean Frazz?

Zing!

Roald Dahl was a weirdo? I don't believe it!

Gilchrist still sucks.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 02:54

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Manuel Calavera posted:

Mother Goose & Grimm

This joke was much better and more educationally fun when it was on Square One TV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DzfPcSysAg

Totalus bizarrus.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 02:56

Millions of Crows: Mar 31, 2010; take a look overhead

Arelon posted:

Seriously, can't this guy use any other "sound effects"?

It is much better this way. Actually readable.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 03:24

TofuDiva: Aug 22, 2010; Playin' Possum; Muldoon

Arelon posted:

Seriously, can't this guy use any other "sound effects"?

The Ka-whatevers used to make me crazy, but at some point they just went so far over the top that they became an essential part of Rip Haywire for me. I'd miss them if they stopped doing them.

Oh, and Classic Funky will return this weekend. Work and nonsense, I haven't had any quality time with my scanner lately. I know you all can't do without them for long.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 04:04

Medenmath: Jan 18, 2003

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Poptropica could veer into vore territory...

Well of course he doesn't mind Brussels sprouts.

Wanamingo posted:

Six Chix

If I ever have a Saint Bernard I will definitely need one of those little barrel things.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 04:58

ZeeToo: Feb 20, 2008; I'm a kitty!

Reply All

Pearls Before Swine

# ? Nov 13, 2014 08:51

Aardmania: Jan 1, 2007; Ruining newspapers since 1993.; Shredded Hen

Piranha Club

Dick Tracy

Judge Parker

You could ask Manuel about the squirrels when you return that book to him.

9 Chickweed Lane

I think Martine was hit in the head a little too hard by that German soldier. Just look at the terrible hallucinations that she's having.

Pibgorn

Got it, Brooke. You spent a lot of time thinking about how Juliet should be penetrated.

Zachary Nixon Johnson

# ? Nov 13, 2014 09:41

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tina's Groove

Family Circus

Rose is Rose

One Big Happy

Mother Goose & Grimm

Foob

Compu-Toon

Bizarro

Dilbert

# ? Nov 13, 2014 09:45

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Some Guy TT posted:

It's All Right Chief Dharma

Speaking of translation errors, I did this comic before. If anyone has the file for it you can check to see whether my translation skills have actually improved or not.

I love all the little faces in Chief Dharma, but Eun-Hwi's wide open mouth is easily the bestest.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 10:18

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (September 8, 1927)

Peanuts, in which a scoundrel continues his futile quest for solace. (November 16, 1967)

Funky Winkerbean

Popeye

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (January 18-19, 1926)

The end of the cowboy story doesn't mean the end of the cowboys. :clint:

Smokey took the news almost as bad as Dr. Dos did.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 14:19

Cricken_Nigfops: Oct 25, 2011; CROM!

Cul-de-sac Lichtenstein should have tried hand turkeys instead of swiping from honest, hard working artists.

Poptropica is gonna get a tummy ache.

Heathcliff is outclassed

# ? Nov 13, 2014 14:40

BlankIsBeautiful: Apr 4, 2008; Feeling a little inadequate?

Ghostlight posted:

But they're all thought bubbles - they're not having a conversation

poo poo, you're right, I didn't notice that. Ok, yeah, he's thinking about boobs.

Yeah, I wasn't here when this Jane's World story arc went down either. Not that it would've made any more sense anyway.

Non Sequitur

Heavenly Nostrils is back with us again...

Aw. This is gonna hurt.

Kliban's Cats

9 Chickweed Lane 11/13/2003

It's genetic. You're all doomed to die as grumpy old bitches.

Zits

Kevin & Kell

I'm assuming Kell is at work. Kangaroos are herbivores. Why is it there. Are you going to eat her for lunch?

Um, is that a guy?

E: Crap, sorry. That magnifying glass is not the doctor's, it's Metro's. It sneaks into the screencap from time to time.

BlankIsBeautiful fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Nov 13, 2014

# ? Nov 13, 2014 14:55

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set cares about education.

Working Daze apparently forgets the wifi in the rest of the building.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 15:25

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Aardmania posted:

Pibgorn
ted.

Brooke went to Juilliard because of course he did and he wants you to know it.

Manuel Calavera posted:

Bizarro

But is he dreaded?

# ? Nov 13, 2014 15:30

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze apparently forgets the wifi in the rest of the building.

They'll regret that faraday cage when someone has a heart attack on the shitter and they can't call an ambulance.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 15:33

Indolent Bastard: Oct 26, 2007; I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Monty

Mike du Jour

Intelligent Life

# ? Nov 13, 2014 16:29

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

I think Intelligent Life is starting to delve a little more deeply into the author's Self Esteem Issues Comix.

Pooch Caf�

You're a dog. You could make yourself feel better by eating another dog's vomit.

Ballard Street

Too much self esteem can be as big a problem as too little.

Obviously I'm not talking about Lawrence here, he's amazing. I just mean in general.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 16:41

GorfZaplen: Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou

Mandrake the Magician

The Phantom

Classic Prince Valiant

# ? Nov 13, 2014 17:40

Lowen SoDium: Jun 5, 2003; Highen Fiber; Clapping Larry

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom

The stubble really makes Kit look like Seth Green.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 17:45

coronatae: Oct 14, 2012

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Initially, I thought he was talking about her chest, based on the angle of his gaze.

A little late to the party but I think he's looking at the loving expression on his wife's face and wondering if someday other girls will look at his son like that.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 17:47

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Bloom County

Calvin And Hobbes

Ripley's

# ? Nov 13, 2014 19:27

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

GorfZaplen posted:

Classic Prince Valiant

Eric owns. I hope he reappears in the story.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 19:31

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

Man, Val's getting dark again. Wild.

Great Moments in Rock 'n' Roll

# ? Nov 13, 2014 19:32

sweetguts: Apr 29, 2013; I know what I'm about.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Kevin & Kell

I'm assuming Kell is at work. Kangaroos are herbivores. Why is it there. Are you going to eat her for lunch?

There is something really weird and creepy about the way that kangaroo is drawn. She looks... broken.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze apparently forgets the wifi in the rest of the building.

This strip is awful in every way, but for some reason the thing that bothers me the most about it is the composition. Half of the panel is taken up by ceiling for no goddamn reason???

# ? Nov 13, 2014 20:33

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

sweetguts posted:

There is something really weird and creepy about the way that kangaroo is drawn. She looks... broken.

It's because Holbrook utterly failed at drawing a kangaroo standing.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 20:48

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Allen Wren posted:

Man, Val's getting dark again. Wild.

I love that Val is totally broken up over having to kill his horse but barely seems fazed by the galley slaves rushing the lifeboats. There's a man with priorities.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 20:49