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Captain Capacitor
Jan 21, 2008

The code you say?

a kitten posted:

Gritty reboot of Pac-Man lookin' good.



85th st can go straight to hell.

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RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon


Blind musicians Munich

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

The MSJ posted:

New Dungeons & Dragons book gives all prospective adventurers what they have always wanted: 2 gallons of mayo every night.



You could use all that mayo as a grease trap. Or just pour it on your friends while they sleep. I like it.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

No Happycat, no sale.

Unless Happycat is obscured at the top left? Could be?

Nope, it's a random Breakfast at Tiffany's cat



(I just noticed KITTY WAMPUS in the corner)

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
poo poo looks like someone made it in Deluxe Paint on an Amiga

A MEGA EXPLODING
Oct 4, 2012

I may be an underachiever, but I do have a name!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Nope, it's a random Breakfast at Tiffany's cat



(I just noticed KITTY WAMPUS in the corner)

Why is there an alternate universe map of North America on the globe

Why is there a giant globe in the middle of the picture

Why

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

twoday posted:

Why is there an alternate universe map of North America on the globe

Why is there a giant globe in the middle of the picture

Why

People love this internet thing and I hear that cat videos are unironicly popular. Lemme do some research and RAKE IN THE DOUGH!

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Nope, it's a random Breakfast at Tiffany's cat



(I just noticed KITTY WAMPUS in the corner)

Thanks for the proper pic. Needed a new background. Also that Jewish cat looks PISSED.

EdibleBodyParts
Dec 27, 2005
Body Parts...that are edible

twoday posted:

Why is there a giant globe in the middle of the picture

Why

Because it is cats around the world.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

EdibleBodyParts posted:

Because it is cat's around the world.

FTFY

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.

twoday posted:

Why is there an alternate universe map of North America on the globe

Why is there a giant globe in the middle of the picture

Why

Jewish Cat is the reason for the alternate North America

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

veedubfreak posted:

Thanks for the proper pic. Needed a new background. Also that Jewish cat looks PISSED.

I don't know, the one next to fez cat looks p happy

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


Nearly half of those are stand ins for American cat culture, thats some piss poor representation.

also that guy sucks at painting cats

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

veedubfreak posted:

Thanks for the proper pic. Needed a new background. Also that Jewish cat looks PISSED.

You'd be pissed as well if most of your family died at Meowschwitz.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

veedubfreak posted:

Thanks for the proper pic. Needed a new background. Also that Jewish cat looks PISSED.

He's just mad he didn't get the double rate for being Jewish Katz and Banker Cat.

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 9, 2002

benito posted:

Most of us don't realize that 4 oz. sticks of butter are shaped differently on the West Coast vs. East Coast. Let's go all Tupac vs. Biggie on this argument none of us knew we were having.

The explanation:
http://www.marketplace.org/topics/business/ive-always-wondered/why-are-sticks-butter-long-and-skinny-east-short-and-fat-west



They were both from New York.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Rare Collectable posted:

Nearly half of those are stand ins for American cat culture, thats some piss poor representation.

also that guy sucks at painting cats

"Cat's Around the World, as Seen By American Cats" was the original title, but it didn't fit on the box.


Or possibly "Cat Alternate Universe Feline Retail Workers Halloween Costume Day". Those look like the low-effort trash costumes you get when management encourages everyone to dress up for halloween at work.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

veedubfreak posted:

Thanks for the proper pic. Needed a new background. Also that Jewish cat looks PISSED.

He's too close to Yasser AraCat

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?

Paladinus posted:

How do Americans pronounce the name of their Worcester?

Horse Chester sauce.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

Maybe we can find all the source images and have someone whip up a photoshop recreation?









theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
Wow, those middle three are clearly the exact source pics. I think the first and last are wrong though.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

sticklefifer posted:

It's so deliberately 80s retro that I can't believe he listens to anything but Kavinsky and Perturbator all the time.

There's another pic of him floating around the internet where he's wearing a shirt for this album:


In the pic, he's getting an image of the Rosetta craft tattooed onto his leg. He's evidently something of a unique snowflake, and likely already a goon.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

I don't really know what's going on here.

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/vF6JiRc.jpg:nws:

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Fire Storm posted:

Horse Chester sauce.



The only better "make lemonade" thing I can think of right now is using your still burning house to light a cigarette.

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Fire Storm posted:

Horse Chester sauce.


Hop in!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=067ZRcsrdeM

Red_October_7000
Jun 22, 2009


One of the funniest example of botched translations I have seen in recent times. The dog poo poo smeared on the sign is an added bonus.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.



This is some serious kitty wumpus

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Red_October_7000 posted:



One of the funniest example of botched translations I have seen in recent times. The dog poo poo smeared on the sign is an added bonus.

"A fruit when green is furious.

You propose that? Not a good idea!

A green fruit become a food is bad. A fruit at green carries a vengeful riposte.

Do not bite. Get a pot."

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

Jewish Cat is the reason for the alternate North America

I thought The Yiddish Policemen's Union was pretty good too, but I don't remember there being many cats in it.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Barometer posted:

Maybe we can find all the source images and have someone whip up a photoshop recreation?




































Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 08:28 on Nov 14, 2014

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

"A fruit when green is furious.

You propose that? Not a good idea!

A green fruit become a food is bad. A fruit at green carries a vengeful riposte.

Do not bite. Get a pot."

dammit, now I want to go back and read that whole thing. and the other one about the prison.

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO

Stryder posted:

dammit, now I want to go back and read that whole thing. and the other one about the prison.

Have you read the book "Liminal States" by the same guy? If not, get it ASAP.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Stryder posted:

dammit, now I want to go back and read that whole thing. and the other one about the prison.

Instructions For

Lambspoke

I seem to reread these ever two or three years and they do not disappoint.

e: and that Insidious Beast in case you missed it

syscall girl has a new favorite as of 11:19 on Nov 14, 2014

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009



I never quite understood what the epilogue (the transmission between the US and London) was getting at... assuming it was getting at something in the first place. :tinfoil:

JesusGeorge
Apr 29, 2005
TheKeeper bought me this account so now I have to rub peanut butter on his nipples on a daily basis.

Alabaster White posted:

I never quite understood what the epilogue (the transmission between the US and London) was getting at... assuming it was getting at something in the first place. :tinfoil:

England was assimilated and everything turned out fine for them. The US successfully beat back the infection, and thought London was just being glib about their situation, that they were still fighting back. The US indicated they were on their way to help fight, and hung up just before London could tell them they weren't fighting at all.

It was a good story, but I never like endings before a story is finished. Seems to be a staple of the genre though, slightly better than "Here we go again!" style endings. Also, loved the tune behind the video at the end.

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Kikka posted:

Have you read the book "Liminal States" by the same guy? If not, get it ASAP.

It's ridiculously good. I wish I'd picked it up when he was offering free swag if you proved you bought it :smith:

edit:

JesusGeorge posted:

Also, loved the tune behind the video at the end.

I interned at a classic rock station over the summer and my boss let me play a King Crimson song that wasn't on the playlist one day at the end of our shift :dance:

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