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Ehud posted:Jemele Hill once tried to make the word "friend of the family" the sports person of the year lol Games journalism
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Oct 28, 2014 17:54
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Ehud posted:Jemele Hill once tried to make the word "friend of the family" the sports person of the year lol Sometimes it's comforting to think these people are paid to troll because if they are actually trying their best then I demand death
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Oct 29, 2014 00:38
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@OmarKelly: Jameis Winston's rape allegations don't concern me. Stealing crab legs doesn't concern me.What concerns me is his decision making, maturity.
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Oct 31, 2014 14:30
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Ehud posted:@OmarKelly: Jameis Winston's rape allegations don't concern me. Stealing crab legs doesn't concern me.What concerns me is his decision making, maturity. Trigger warning that poo poo, Omar.
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Oct 31, 2014 16:42
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I actually expect more from Omar, thought he was a top tier concern troll. That poo poo basic
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Oct 31, 2014 16:47
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Wait until his follow up tweet : @fakeomarkelly - if I'm drafting a quarterback I want a guy who doesn't take no. Who goes in for the kill. Ties her up... Wait what was I talking about again? (It's a meta joke because omar in his infinite wisdom as a talent evaluator constantly refers to KILLS BY A QUARTERBACK. This means he goes for more touchdowns already up and doesn't get conservative
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Oct 31, 2014 17:03
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Holy poo poo John Clayton is cold loving blooded quote:Clare Farnsworth and I both came up with the same idea after the 24 games that he played, that once he got hurt, it was an injury that Ron Wolfley, the fullback on the Arizona Cardinals made on him on a hit, on a special teams play I believe, we ended up sending a gift to Ron Wolfley. *laughs* 
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Ehud posted:@OmarKelly: Jameis Winston's rape allegations don't concern me. Stealing crab legs doesn't concern me.What concerns me is his decision making, maturity. holy shat Do his bosses not read this poo poo? What a piece of garbage. WOOOO a player who didn't RESPECT THE MEDIA got hurt! YES YES YES Ribsauce fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Nov 1, 2014 |
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Nov 1, 2014 00:47
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That first paragraph, with all its qualifiers, may be, and I'm not kidding here, one of the worst, not to mention most hard to read, that I've seen, maybe in my life.
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Nov 1, 2014 03:38
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MourningView posted:and he wrote the exact same gigantic column every single week. Stop Me Before I Blitz Again! Ye gods, the Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons blitzed seven; allowing [Player] to take a short pass and walk into the end zone. Yes, the blitz sometimes works: [Example] But the blitz tactic backfires pretty regularly; more below. I don't know why I read his lovely column. I guess I enjoy hate-reading it. It makes me appreciate the good stuff I suppose.
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Nov 7, 2014 05:49
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Simmons: "You are so in the bag for the Browns. You really are. It reminds me of Peter King's coverage of Roger Goodell over the last few years." Sal: "If you don't have proof..."
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Nov 11, 2014 06:07
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It sucks every time I listen to Guess the Lines I have at least two panic attacks where I think it is going to go away again. If I was driving I would have wrecked when he read the Mike Francesa rant.
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Nov 11, 2014 23:55
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Everytime Mike Florio writes a headline that says something along the lines of "Cam Newton is injured (unless he isn't)" I want to punch him right in his mouth.
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Nov 12, 2014 00:14
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BobbyK posted:Everytime Mike Florio writes a headline that says something along the lines of "Cam Newton is injured (unless he isn't)" I want to punch him right in his mouth. Shame on you if there are times you don't want to punch Florio in the mouth.
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Nov 12, 2014 07:27
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@OmarKelly: "@Msavage757: u r a soft mother fucker who hides behind his keyboard"» I ain't never hard to find bro. I'll tell you where I'm gonna be.
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Nov 14, 2014 13:51
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Can we nominate a TFF champion to go fight Omar.
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Dirt Worshipper posted:Can we nominate a TFF champion to go fight Omar. Ross vvvv lol DJExile fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Nov 14, 2014 |
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Nov 14, 2014 15:19
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DJExile posted:Ross his health won't allow it
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Nov 14, 2014 15:22
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Hartline likes to call Omar out. @OmarKelly: By the time the pressure got there neither WR even crossed. But there was nobody to pick, so why didn't Clay just sit it down? Flaw on play @brianhartline: @OmarKelly there you go talking about something you know zero about... Cmon man I hope Omar responds.
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Nov 14, 2014 16:43
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@kentsomers Palmer's a true pro. Meets with reporters less than 24 hrs after ACL tear. He gets it. Half of beat reporting is ASSUAGE MY EGO.
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Its Miller Time posted:@kentsomers Palmer's a true pro. Meets with reporters less than 24 hrs after ACL tear. He gets it. Jesus christ. That seems so ghoulish.
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Ehud posted:Hartline likes to call Omar out. Hartline calls everyone out in every avenue god I love him on miami. He's so loving blunt lol. I've mentioned he does Paul and young Ron all the time and last time he was on he called out wallaces comments saying he understands what he means but it does come off bad after every loss
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Nov 14, 2014 18:53
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Dirt Worshipper posted:Can we nominate a TFF champion to go fight Omar. Both Ehud and Ross, it'd be like Master Blaster
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Dirt Worshipper posted:Can we nominate a TFF champion to go fight Omar. I'd volunteer, but I don't want to go to Miami. Can he meet me halfway?
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Hartline calls everyone out in every avenue god I love him on miami. He's so loving blunt lol. I just read his Wikipedia page, and it says he owns and operates some random convenience store in Ohio during the offseason? Like, he hangs out at a 7-11 in his free time? Because that's pretty fantastic, way better than a restaurant or car dealership or whatever.
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Nov 14, 2014 21:35
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Man, that reporter's tweet about Carson Palmer is strangely the most infuriated thing I've seen in this thread. gently caress that rear end in a top hat
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Rasczak posted:Both Ehud and Ross, it'd be like Master Blaster Ehud would probably grab Ross by leg and swing him like a mace or a flail.
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Nov 14, 2014 22:49
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If your blood dries before you give a press conference, you don't want to be in the league enough
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Pron on VHS posted:Man, that reporter's tweet about Carson Palmer is strangely the most infuriated thing I've seen in this thread. gently caress that rear end in a top hat I'm more confused, since I'd figure Palmer would be a cancer to sports writers, since he actually quit on his team.
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Marketing New Brain posted:I'm more confused, since I'd figure Palmer would be a cancer to sports writers, since he actually quit on his team.
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I had like 20 meltdowns at the way the media took Palmer's side in that. The exact same people who crucified 85 the year before were applauding Palmer. It was disgusting.
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Nov 15, 2014 02:50
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Ribsauce posted:I had like 20 meltdowns at the way the media took Palmer's side in that. The exact same people who crucified 85 the year before were applauding Palmer. It was disgusting. Yeah while I fully support Palmer for what he did, it was obvious they were only on his side because he is willing to work with them a bit.
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Nov 15, 2014 03:03
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Yeah reading part of MMQB was bad and I should feel bad but loving come on PK how can you be this fuckin smugquote:FACTOIDS OF THE WEEK THAT MAY INTEREST ONLY ME
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Nov 18, 2014 15:47
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Blotto Skorzany posted:Yeah reading part of MMQB was bad and I should feel bad but loving come on PK how can you be this fuckin smug I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is
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Nov 18, 2014 15:52
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Thaddius the Large posted:I just read his Wikipedia page, and it says he owns and operates some random convenience store in Ohio during the offseason? Like, he hangs out at a 7-11 in his free time? Because that's pretty fantastic, way better than a restaurant or car dealership or whatever. Drive thru convenience stores. He opened one and works it so he can learn management skills in the offseason for when he retires. Honestly he strikes me as a guy like crowder who will make his certain dollar figure and leave to secure his brain function. Even if he's cut this year he's still earned something like 12 million over the past 4 years. He's got the skills to. Stick around another 3-4 years in the nfl at a high dollar (over vet minimum) price imo
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Nov 18, 2014 17:21
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@OmarKelly: Advice: Don't send me like 15 tweets in a row. Play hard to get a little. That's like texting a girl you like non-stop. Pace yourself.
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Nov 20, 2014 22:03
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Ehud posted:@OmarKelly: Advice: Don't send me like 15 tweets in a row. Play hard to get a little. That's like texting a girl you like non-stop. Pace yourself. This guy needs his own thread.
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Nov 20, 2014 22:13
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Listening to him on the radio when he calls in to local shows, literally everything he says is accompanied by a pat on his own back for how much tape he studies and how keen his eye is, so even when he has something bordering on insight, it's delivered dripping in self satisfaction. Dude's ego and sense of importance is legendary. His level of narcissism is so overgrown that even when he says something stupid and obviously wrong he can never admit such a thing to himself, let alone show any sign of sincere contrition.
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And it's why we love him
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