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fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Nitrox posted:

It is literally the first, second and third result on google for Pavel Trofimovich Morozov. Or am I being trolled here?

Pavel (Pavlik) Morozov was a "heroic" boyscout martyr who ratted out his family to the red comissars and then was killed by the remaining relatives.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

fatherboxx posted:

Pavel (Pavlik) Morozov was a "heroic" boyscout martyr who ratted out his family to the red comissars and then was killed by the remaining relatives.

And further investigation suggests that he was actually coerced into snitching about his dad by his mother because he had abandoned them and she wanted revenge.

And exactly what crime the father committed (and who they reported it to) varies depending on what era the propagandist is talking to.

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings

chitoryu12 posted:

And further investigation suggests that he was actually coerced into snitching about his dad by his mother because he had abandoned them and she wanted revenge.

And exactly what crime the father committed (and who they reported it to) varies depending on what era the propagandist is talking to.


I thought the 'further investigation' largely shows that, while a 'real person' the story around his martyrdom for the soviet cause is largely a propaganda fiction.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




With the upcoming Latvian Presidency of the Council of the European Union I may as well post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfwFwZBnrs8

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

kalstrams posted:

With the upcoming Latvian Presidency of the Council of the European Union I may as well post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfwFwZBnrs8
No mention of potato, 0/10.

VoltairePunk
Dec 26, 2012

I have become Umlaut, destroyer of words

Forgall posted:

No mention of potato, 0/10.

You don't talk about potatoes, you eat them.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Karmalis posted:

You don't talk about potatoes, you eat them.
There are potato jokes about Latvians. While they are dumb, I like dumb things and Internet culture so I find them awesome. A few of my (really dumb) favourites:

quote:

Latvian kosmonaut go to moon. Latvian kosmonaut report bakk:
"Moon made of potato. Is remove helmet to eat potato."
Kosmonaut hallusinate, moon is rokk. Kosmonaut die of lakk of air.

How many Latvian does it take to changings lightbulb? posted:

Four.
One to smuggle lightbulb across border with Estonia, One to bribe border guards, One to bribe Politburo to not search yurt and one to change bulb.
But then they realise is no electricity in Latvia. Only cold. And dark.

quote:

Two latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud.

Edit: Added one more for good measure.
Edit2: Replaced second one to have full spectrum of what these "jokes" are.

cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Nov 14, 2014

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

kalstrams posted:

quote:

Two latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud.

Okay, I like this one.

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

kalstrams posted:

With the upcoming Latvian Presidency of the Council of the European Union I may as well post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfwFwZBnrs8

i dont get it

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


kalstrams posted:

With the upcoming Latvian Presidency of the Council of the European Union I may as well post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfwFwZBnrs8

This made me feel all warm and fluffy inside.

VoltairePunk
Dec 26, 2012

I have become Umlaut, destroyer of words

kalstrams posted:

There are potato jokes about Latvians. While they are dumb, I like dumb things and Internet culture so I find them awesome. A few of my (really dumb) favourites:




Edit: Added one more for good measure.
Edit2: Replaced second one to have full spectrum of what these "jokes" are.

Lol, those are some interesting ones. To be honest as a Lithuanian neighbour-brother I've never heard anyone joke about Latvians and potatoes. More jokes about the language as it sounds a little funny to us.
Nice video though. You should be proud.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Karmalis posted:

Lol, those are some interesting ones. To be honest as a Lithuanian neighbour-brother I've never heard anyone joke about Latvians and potatoes. More jokes about the language as it sounds a little funny to us.
Nice video though. You should be proud.
Lithuanian sounds funny to Latvians as well. :D Speaking of potato jokes, they have originated from English speaking part of Internet and are popular only there, for as popular as they are at least.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Swedish PM confirms submarine incursion(s) last month.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...last-month.html

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
Going all the way back to the oil price discussion, the greater emphasis should be on the reduction of Chinese growth as the primary catalyst that started the recent dive, basically July was the point there was no way longer to deny China isn't going to have much farther reduced growth, the bulls were wrong again and prices had to meet reality in a very hard way.

I think there needs to be emphasis placed on the fact that as the USD regulated commodities that speculative markets have only grown far more robust especially among commodities, and once a bubble pops now it is going to happen in a big way. Of course growing deflation in Europe, SA's refusal to decrease supply and other factors have their impact, but China is absolutely #1.

The events in Eastern Europe have relatively minor impact, Ukraine is not a large market for oil and Russia while larger still isn't going to compare to something like Chinese consumption. The rest of Eastern Europe is still likely to be affected by flatlined growth in the rest of Europe than events in Ukraine itself.

As for the political conspiracies, it makes a lot more sense just to accept far more mundane economic realities even if it isn't as fun.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

Swedish PM confirms submarine incursion(s) last month.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...last-month.html

Man, if only they hadn't scrapped their anti-submarine helicopter force

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

CommieGIR posted:

Man, if only they hadn't scrapped their anti-submarine helicopter force

But the Soviets were done. We were going to be friends!

:negative:

bearic
Apr 14, 2004

john brown split this heart
So Perviy Kanal (Russian state TV) put out a horribly photoshopped "satellite photo" of a Ukrainian fighter jet shooting down MH17. Within an hour or so, it's pretty clear that it's photoshopped for a hilariously long number of reasons.

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011

vegaji posted:

So Perviy Kanal (Russian state TV) put out a horribly photoshopped "satellite photo" of a Ukrainian fighter jet shooting down MH17. Within an hour or so, it's pretty clear that it's photoshopped for a hilariously long number of reasons.

Yea it has made some news sites already. If someone can tell us what is the plane that was photoshopped in. I'm reading people say it is supposed to be a MiG-29.

Google translated article about the jet being shot down.

Original article that has the news report. May not load due to heavy traffic.

Morton Salt Grrl
Sep 2, 2011

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
FRESH BLOOD


May their memory be a justification for genocide

BouncingBuckyBalls posted:

Yea it has made some news sites already. If someone can tell us what is the plane that was photoshopped in. I'm reading people say it is supposed to be a MiG-29.

Google translated article about the jet being shot down.

Original article that has the news report. May not load due to heavy traffic.



I guess they don't teach critical thinking in schools in Russia?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Biggest reason to not buy this: You know how fast most fighters cruise at? Not to mention how far away they usually fire their weapons.

Its so obviously fake it hurts.

Finlander
Feb 21, 2011
When Russian state media does poo poo like this, are they following orders from higher up, or do they all just do their own thing? It would explain why they can't keep their stories straight.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

BouncingBuckyBalls posted:

Yea it has made some news sites already. If someone can tell us what is the plane that was photoshopped in. I'm reading people say it is supposed to be a MiG-29.

Google translated article about the jet being shot down.

Original article that has the news report. May not load due to heavy traffic.



Given that we know the left front of the plane was hit, I guess that shot was a miss.

If they're going to fake their evidence, at least fake it in a believable way.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Finlander posted:

When Russian state media does poo poo like this, are they following orders from higher up, or do they all just do their own thing? It would explain why they can't keep their stories straight.

Look into a book called "The Compromise" by Sergei Dovlatov. It's basically a satire of Soviet propaganda by a former Soviet propagandist. Wouldn't be surprised how much of that still holds true.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Finlander posted:

When Russian state media does poo poo like this, are they following orders from higher up, or do they all just do their own thing? It would explain why they can't keep their stories straight.

Russia can't even afford to maintain it's nuclear arsenal and you think they're going to hand hold state-media? Those guys earned Russian-journalism degrees, they go hog wild on their mad photoshop & AOL instant messenger skills.

Morton Salt Grrl
Sep 2, 2011

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
FRESH BLOOD


May their memory be a justification for genocide
So real you can practically hear the plane going "pew-pew"

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

BouncingBuckyBalls posted:

Yea it has made some news sites already. If someone can tell us what is the plane that was photoshopped in. I'm reading people say it is supposed to be a MiG-29.

Google translated article about the jet being shot down.

Original article that has the news report. May not load due to heavy traffic.



I've been looking at this, so far
- The Malaysia airlines logo on the starboard side is in the wrong place.
- The plane is 50km west of the crash site.
- Some of the sat image is from Google Earth.
We'll post a thorough debunking on Bellingcat later.

bearic
Apr 14, 2004

john brown split this heart
A few reasons why it's hilariously bad:

Satellite image is from 2012 (cloud cover, crop patterns)
The plane was hit from the front-left, not the right side
Plane is an SU-27 or MiG-29, not SU-25 (as Russian government has claimed before)
You can't take photographs like that of moving planes, especially so hi-res.
Logo on MH17 is off (should be above the wing).

edit: beaten by a few seconds!

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
Yeah it JUST SO HAPPENS that a satellite was taking a hi-res photo of that exact spot right when the jet fired! What are the odds!?

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009
Well, it not being a Su-25 actually makes it more credible, given the whole thing about Su-25 being too slow, too low, and too lightly armed to be a plausible suspect.

Anyway, speaking of Russian media, looks like there is a prety high chance that the editorial team of the independent Echo of Moscow radio station may be replaced as soon as next week...

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

So is Teodor going to start posting that pic as proof now? Russians will obv eat this up, right?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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BouncingBuckyBalls posted:

Yea it has made some news sites already. If someone can tell us what is the plane that was photoshopped in. I'm reading people say it is supposed to be a MiG-29.

Google translated article about the jet being shot down.

Original article that has the news report. May not load due to heavy traffic.



This is Iran levels of pathetic.

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011

Fojar38 posted:

This is Iran levels of pathetic.

It was broadcast through their main news channel as facts. :cripes:

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

awesome-express posted:

So is Teodor going to start posting that pic as proof now? Russians will obv eat this up, right?

Let me post for him:


'Look how Russian Military can back claims with a satellite photograph. Where are the photos to back NATO's claim of troops on the border? All you have is anonymous claims and Russophobic lies, we have photo evidence :smug:'

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The only story I hope somebody is working on is keeping track of the BuK that shot the airliner down.

Like make a blog about it, and when it's finally time for the good guys to steam roll the ruskies, I want to see that blog's last posting be the charred remains of the BuK.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

McDowell posted:

Let me post for him:


'Look how Russian Military can back claims with a satellite photograph. Where are the photos to back NATO's claim of troops on the border? All you have is anonymous claims and Russophobic lies, we have photo evidence :smug:'

I think a "Big, Gay Putin" photoshop phriday challenge would go over well for SA, and get the site hacked by Russians again.

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011

My Imaginary GF posted:

I think a "Big, Gay Putin" photoshop phriday challenge would go over well for SA, and get the site hacked by Russians again.

How long ago did SA get hacked by Russians? I am interested in why this happened.

Pimpmust
Oct 1, 2008

Ardennes posted:

Going all the way back to the oil price discussion, the greater emphasis should be on the reduction of Chinese growth as the primary catalyst that started the recent dive, basically July was the point there was no way longer to deny China isn't going to have much farther reduced growth, the bulls were wrong again and prices had to meet reality in a very hard way.

I think there needs to be emphasis placed on the fact that as the USD regulated commodities that speculative markets have only grown far more robust especially among commodities, and once a bubble pops now it is going to happen in a big way. Of course growing deflation in Europe, SA's refusal to decrease supply and other factors have their impact, but China is absolutely #1.

The events in Eastern Europe have relatively minor impact, Ukraine is not a large market for oil and Russia while larger still isn't going to compare to something like Chinese consumption. The rest of Eastern Europe is still likely to be affected by flatlined growth in the rest of Europe than events in Ukraine itself.

As for the political conspiracies, it makes a lot more sense just to accept far more mundane economic realities even if it isn't as fun.

China is the big one and even the IEA is putting all growth in oil consumption in Asia and other developing places (mostly China/India).

The lower prices is temporary though, there's a lot of producers who are going to start eating poo poo, or alternatively one of the weaker oil-dependent nations (looking at you Venezuela) is going to crash and burn. Things are about to get rather unstable and who knows after the market "corrects" itself. Further oil production growth is going to be crippled for a year or three if this goes on for a couple months and then it's only a matter of time before either demand catches up or current well decline does.


As for a more indepth look, I found this article today that does a nice run-through of IEAs "predictions" over the recent decade or so:
http://integralpermaculture.wordpress.com/2014/11/12/watching-the-watchdogs-10-years-of-the-iea-world-energy-outlook/

The bottom graph from the IEA is pretty funny with how blatant it is.

Fabulous Knight
Nov 11, 2011
As we know by now, the Internet is a CIA project and used by the USA to spread its imperialist agenda. Therefore it is only natural that Russia is planning their own version of Wikipedia. To keep you safe.

http://in.reuters.com/article/2014/11/14/russia-wikipedia-alternative-idINKCN0IY1YW20141114

quote:

(Reuters) - Russia plans to create its own "Wikipedia" to ensure its citizens have access to more "detailed and reliable" information about their country, the presidential library said on Friday.

Citing Western threats, the Kremlin has asserted more control over the Internet this year in what critics call moves to censor the web, and has introduced more pro-Kremlin content similar to closely controlled state media such as television.

Wikipedia, the online encyclopaedia assembled and written by Internet users around the world, has pages dedicated to nearly every region or major city within Russia's 11 time zones, but the Kremlin library said this was not good enough.

"Analysis of this resource showed that it is not capable of providing information about the region and life of the country in a detailed or sufficient way," the state news agency RIA quoted a statement from the presidential library as saying.

"The creation of an alternative Wikipedia has begun." It was not known whether the project might affect Russians' access to the existing Wikipedia in any way.

President Vladimir Putin has branded the Internet a "CIA special project", and the Kremlin has said it must protect its online realm from threats from the West, as ties between the Cold War-era foes have hit a new bottom over the Ukraine crisis.

Since August, bloggers in Russia with more than 3,000 followers must register with the Moscow's mass media regulatory agency and conform to rules applied to larger media outlets.

And since February, state authorities have been able to block websites without a court order. The webpages of two leading Kremlin critics were among the first to be barred.

The presidential library statement said that 50,000 books and archive documents from 27 libraries around Russia had already been handed over for the process of establishing the "alternative Wikipedia".

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Fabulous Knight posted:

As we know by now, the Internet is a CIA project and used by the USA to spread its imperialist agenda. Therefore it is only natural that Russia is planning their own version of Wikipedia. To keep you safe.

http://in.reuters.com/article/2014/11/14/russia-wikipedia-alternative-idINKCN0IY1YW20141114

I hope their next project is too encapsulate themselves in a pocket dimension so they can be free of western influence once and for all.

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MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Fabulous Knight posted:

As we know by now, the Internet is a CIA project and used by the USA to spread its imperialist agenda. Therefore it is only natural that Russia is planning their own version of Wikipedia. To keep you safe.

http://in.reuters.com/article/2014/11/14/russia-wikipedia-alternative-idINKCN0IY1YW20141114

Now that the price of oil is dropping Russia is going to start exporting comedy gold. Any bets on whether or not this is going to be as hilarious as Conservapedia?

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