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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

rotor posted:

buttbot is the only verifiably correct software ever written

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power botton
Nov 2, 2011

i think tbc's software that delivers rich multimedia pornography experiences is also very valuable in a modern day

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone

Jimferd posted:

ok i have a dumb question.
tef kinda hinted at this but a great way to get started is to start automating lovely things about your job

if you're a computer janitor there's probably a million things you do that are repetitive and boring and you could automate them pretty easily if you broke em into their smallest parts

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone
make sure you record how long those things took so it still takes the same amount of time as far as your supervisors know and then you have so much more free time for activities!

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Activities being posting

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

tef posted:


i am a computer janitor and i do a lot of programming so i don't have to janitor so much. i look after one set of machines which looks after thousands.


yeah i do pretty much the same thing, except we actually install the OSes on the servers in the farm for customers

quote:



unfortunately mate i've no idea about what's important to you, i think you're the only one who can tell us what stuff is important to you.

we can throw you the things we think are worth spending time and effort on, but it's rarely a transitive property

yes please, anything you can think of that is not a calculator that is actually even vaguely useful irl.

quote:

basically you can write cool and real programs, but tbh, i only write software because i get paid to do it.


ok so if i want to automate like the basic linux stuff we do w/ servers (iptables off, df -h, free, passwd root, etc) like a series of commands, remotely, as root, without accidentally rm -rf / etc, is this possible without creating chaos?


quote:


tbh you could probably just go gently caress around in unity and make some lovely game about farting

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Jimferd posted:

yeah i do pretty much the same thing, except we actually install the OSes on the servers in the farm for customers

ok so i am trying really hard to be nice here. seriously. i am taking a deep breath, several, before continuing

your process is totally hosed. deeply. hosed. it is not just "behind the times." it is twenty years behind the times. the flintstones were doing a better job.

the state of the art in 1994 was to do a jumpstart to automate OS install. you're not covering twenty years ago's base for operations best practice.

when you think about any changes to your work going forward, your background goal needs to be fixing this problem. this is a tumor in your business. you can fix any number of other cancerous problems but this tumor will hang around to haunt you

i'm not saying this has to be your first priority, just that it can never really leave your thoughts. this is a truly terrible thing, a sucking chest wound. attack things as you can, always bearing this fuckup in mind.


Jimferd posted:

ok so if i want to automate like the basic linux stuff we do w/ servers (iptables off, df -h, free, passwd root, etc) like a series of commands, remotely, as root, without accidentally rm -rf / etc, is this possible without creating chaos?

yes.

the key words to google are "configuration management."

personally i am fond of chef and puppet. other partisans will appear for other products. they are wrong but that is not important.

what matters is that you start thinking about infrastructure as code: all processes should be
  • repeatable
  • testable
  • documented

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

ok so i am trying really hard to be nice here. seriously. i am taking a deep breath, several, before continuing

your process is totally hosed. deeply. hosed. it is not just "behind the times." it is twenty years behind the times. the flintstones were doing a better job.

the state of the art in 1994 was to do a jumpstart to automate OS install. you're not covering twenty years ago's base for operations best practice.

when you think about any changes to your work going forward, your background goal needs to be fixing this problem. this is a tumor in your business. you can fix any number of other cancerous problems but this tumor will hang around to haunt you

i'm not saying this has to be your first priority, just that it can never really leave your thoughts. this is a truly terrible thing, a sucking chest wound. attack things as you can, always bearing this fuckup in mind.


whoah whaoh calm down i dont own this company, i just work there. i know its behind the times, we are basically a ticketing service that manages and fixes the servers. i am basically a lowly tech support guy who does reinstalls and sets up servers when needed. hence computer janitor.

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Jimferd posted:

whoah whaoh calm down i dont own this company, i just work there. i know its behind the times, we are basically a ticketing service that manages and fixes the servers. i am basically a lowly tech support guy who does reinstalls and sets up servers when needed. hence computer janitor.

the good news is, having done this poo poo by hand, you will pick up chef (or w/e) like nothing. better still, you will come at it with the zeal of the converted because you will fully realise the bullshit it obviates.

so gently caress python, go learn chef (or w/e).

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Notorious b.s.d. posted:



personally i am fond of chef and puppet. other partisans will appear for other products. they are wrong but that is not important.

what matters is that you start thinking about infrastructure as code: all processes should be
  • repeatable
  • testable
  • documented

also i am looking for something that doesnt require anything on the client machine, tbe colo / resell customers have ssh access and would notice and itd be a problem

Maluco Marinero
Jan 18, 2001

Damn that's a
fine elephant.
Ansible only requires python on the remote as far as I know.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

i can only speak for myself, but this doesn't bother me

as a contractor, i'll work as many hours as you want. literally around the clock if that's what suits you. i've done more than 24 hours in a single shift many times, because the customer demanded it.

and i billed for every hour

it's funny how rigid a 9-6 schedule gets when booking that 5:30pm meeting is gonna cost extra

I never did crazy hours like that but one time I got busted leaving at 3:30PM and they told us we must work till 4PM at the earliest every day.

suits me I said and got an extra couple of hours per week pay from then on

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Maluco Marinero posted:

Ansible only requires python on the remote as far as I know.

and ssh, i think

Marsol0
Jun 6, 2004
No avatar. I just saved you some load time. You're welcome.

Maluco Marinero posted:

Ansible only requires python on the remote as far as I know.

Fabric only requires SSH. Although Fabric is basically just an SSH/shell wrapper in Python, so the safety is off.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
is there any tool online that shows the difference between 2 filse but in a nice way? by "nice" i mean maybe something similar to how jetbrains products shows the difference in the Local History tool

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Valeyard posted:

is there any tool online that shows the difference between 2 filse but in a nice way? by "nice" i mean maybe something similar to how jetbrains products shows the difference in the Local History tool

beyond compare is the best diff tool i've ever used, and the new version even works on osx

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Valeyard posted:

is there any tool online that shows the difference between 2 filse but in a nice way? by "nice" i mean maybe something similar to how jetbrains products shows the difference in the Local History tool

diff or gtfo

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

diff is Not Good but

prefect posted:

beyond compare is the best diff tool i've ever used, and the new version even works on osx

this on the other hand seems great, thank you

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I haven't heard back yet but somehow I've ended up on some recruiter company mailing list and my cell phone has been ringing off the hook from them telling me about wonderful Python opportunities 3 states away

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Luigi Thirty posted:

I haven't heard back yet but somehow I've ended up on some recruiter company mailing list and my cell phone has been ringing off the hook from them telling me about wonderful Python opportunities 3 states away

3 states away still beats retail

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Jimferd posted:

also i am looking for something that doesnt require anything on the client machine, tbe colo / resell customers have ssh access and would notice and itd be a problem

i like agent-based solutions a lot better, but there are alternatives

e.g. ansible

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

3 states away still beats retail

i thought the yospos standing orders were "don't answer unsolicited recruiter phone messages"

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Luigi Thirty posted:

i thought the yospos standing orders were "don't answer unsolicited recruiter phone messages"

your first job search is a very different animal

you will probably never want to answer random inquiries ever again the rest of your career. but right now quantity >>>>> quality. just get your toe in the door

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Yea the likelyhood of a successful job application jumps orders of magnitude when you get the first item on your resume

Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.
yeah luigi I'm also trying to find that first job. recruiters are p poo poo but still useful. that said both my in person interviews came from friend referrals so maybe they are just total poo poo idk

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Papes posted:

yeah luigi I'm also trying to find that first job. recruiters are p poo poo but still useful. that said both my in person interviews came from friend referrals so maybe they are just total poo poo idk

so far i've gotten one interview from a recruiter, one the next day from a craigslist posting, and a phone interview from another posting, none of which actually resulted in flat "we don't like your skills, sorry" rejections but weaselly "oh we've rescinded the position due to budget constraints" rejections

and apparently it's a remote position three states away :v:

my friend tried to get me an interview with a web company in texas but i looked them up on glassdoor and they're a cult so

Luigi Thirty fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Nov 15, 2014

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

i haven't met a cult i didn't like

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

Luigi Thirty posted:

so far i've gotten one interview from a recruiter, one the next day from a craigslist posting, and a phone interview from another posting, none of which actually resulted in flat "we don't like your skills, sorry" rejections but weaselly "oh we've rescinded the position due to budget constraints" rejections

and apparently it's a remote position three states away :v:

my friend tried to get me an interview with a web company in texas but i looked them up on glassdoor and they're a cult so

is it just people who really like tdd or something or do you mean literally a cult? :stare:

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
still better than retail

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Symbolic Butt posted:

is it just people who really like tdd or something or do you mean literally a cult? :stare:

according to glassdoor the company was bought by randroids a couple years ago and actively being run into the ground with insane employee turnover

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

prefect posted:

and ssh, i think

that's like saying a software package requires electricity

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
if you told me to janitor a computer without ssh i just wouldnt even know where to start. i would probably reach into my highschool cargo jorts and pull out a 2gb usb key cuz that's the only way things are getting done

DimpledChad
May 14, 2002
Rigging elections since '87.
i got my current job from a recruiter. but i was in a similar situation of trying to get a foot in the door; this is my first sw engineering job and i don't have a formal background in CS. also i reached out to recruiters, it wasn't unsolicited or anything.

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

Luigi Thirty posted:

according to glassdoor the company was bought by randroids a couple years ago and actively being run into the ground with insane employee turnover

oh, sears

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i have no idea how i got my current job. everyone there is really smart and the atmosphere is laid back. the code base i kind of academic i think in that it's a massive clusterfuck and the product is meh but wow pretty grateful for where i work

the guy who grilled me incredibly hard during my interview 5 hour interview has been so insanely supportive it's unreal. as have all the other senior devs

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

its almost like college was made to gently caress with you

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

BONGHITZ posted:

its almost like college was made to gently caress with you

i wouldn't know!

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i have no idea how i got my current job. everyone there is really smart and the atmosphere is laid back.

yeah same. the work experience I'm getting here is so much better than at my last job too, and way more transferable.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Luigi Thirty posted:

i thought the yospos standing orders were "don't answer unsolicited recruiter phone messages"

two of the best jobs I has were from unsolicited recruiter spam.


recruiters can be crap though so dont get your hopes up and don't kill yourself to make the interview. If it's 3 states away, fine, they can fly you out if they're so goddamn interested.

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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

DimpledChad posted:

i got my current job from a recruiter. but i was in a similar situation of trying to get a foot in the door; this is my first sw engineering job and i don't have a formal background in CS. also i reached out to recruiters, it wasn't unsolicited or anything.

What does cs have go do with engineering??

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