The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

MondayHotDog posted:

Mr. Ham, it's a felony to lie to the quote thread.

It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen. :smugdog:

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# ? May 27, 2024 22:53

TL: Jan 16, 2006; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; Fallen Rib

Jerusalem posted:

I want to live, Skeesix! Won't you let me LIVE!

You see all that stuff, J-Ru? That's why your robot never worked.

# ? Nov 14, 2014 17:41

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

He was going to the bathroom.

MondayHotDog, we don't have an outhouse.

# ? Nov 14, 2014 18:28

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

TMMadman posted:

MondayHotDog, we don't have an outhouse.

This elevator only goes to the basement! And someone made an awful mess down there.....

# ? Nov 14, 2014 18:55

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TL posted:

You see all that stuff, J-Ru? That's why your robot never worked.

Father...please...give me legs!

# ? Nov 14, 2014 19:24

sout: Apr 24, 2014

DrBouvenstein posted:

Father...please...give me legs!

Well according to my calculations, the robots won't go berserk for at least 24 hours.

# ? Nov 14, 2014 19:38

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

We'll do anything you want! Just call off your army of giant mechanical ants!

# ? Nov 14, 2014 23:14

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CatchrNdRy posted:

Freedom, horrible freedom!

# ? Nov 14, 2014 23:28

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

sout posted:

Well according to my calculations, the robots won't go berserk for at least 24 hours.

... release the Robotic Richard Simmons.

# ? Nov 14, 2014 23:34

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

CatchrNdRy posted:

I�m the queen!

# ? Nov 15, 2014 00:16

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Crackerman posted:

I�m the queen!

Ah, my plan has come to fruition. Soon, I'll be queen of summertime! Er...king.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 00:22

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Crackerman posted:

I�m the queen!

You have selected: Regicide.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 00:26

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You have selected: Regicide.

If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered, press one now!

# ? Nov 15, 2014 00:45

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.

Imply, CharlieFoxTrot? Or implode?

# ? Nov 15, 2014 00:47

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Skeesix posted:

If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered, press one now!

The fingers you have used to type are too fat. To obtain a special typing wand, please mash the keyboard with your palm now.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 00:56

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Cry Havoc posted:

The fingers you have used to type are too fat. To obtain a special typing wand, please mash the keyboard with your palm now.

Cry Havoc, when I met you, you weren't an astronaut. You didn't even know how to use a touchtone, but I still respected you and I always will, no matter what.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 02:27

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

mrfart posted:

Cry Havoc, when I met you, you weren't an astronaut. You didn't even know how to use a touchtone, but I still respected you and I always will, no matter what.

mrfart, you already dialed

# ? Nov 15, 2014 03:09

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

The Nastier Nate posted:

mrfart, you already dialed

How ya doin', Natie?

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

The Nastier Nate posted:

mrfart, you already dialed

I call the Flintstone phone!

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some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
�

.. gotta go, my drat wiener kids are listening.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 05:26

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Martytoof posted:

.. gotta go, my drat wiener kids are listening.

I suspect you need more practice using your telephone machine!

# ? Nov 15, 2014 05:31

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

TMMadman posted:

I call the Flintstone phone!

Are you a beautiful woman?

# ? Nov 15, 2014 05:57

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

I call the Flintstone phone!

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:20

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Martytoof posted:

.. gotta go, my drat wiener kids are listening.

E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:21

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Please do not bang your head upon the case. It contains a very rare Mary Worth, in which she advises a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:26

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Everything Counts posted:

Please do not bang your head upon the case. It contains a very rare Mary Worth, in which she advises a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 07:08

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

"Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644" ... has been cancelled. [dejected, #644's cast walks off screen]

While we scramble to find new programming, please enjoy this encore presentation of Princess Di's funeral.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 07:22

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

CatchrNdRy posted:

Goons With Spoons? Disputed Forum? Who called all these weird places!?

# ? Nov 15, 2014 10:14

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Do you have a phone book for Hokkaido, Japan?

TMMadman posted:

I call the Flintstone phone!

Can I borrow your phone?

# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:43

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
�

IMJack posted:

Can I borrow your phone?

Eine minuten, eine minuten!

..

Ach! Das wagen phone is ein -- nuisance phone!

# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:48

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

Do you have a phone book for Hokkaido, Japan?

Can I borrow your phone?

Is it a local call?

# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:48

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

MondayHotDog posted:

Is it a local call?

...and then he worked on a machine to communicate with the dead! Kind of scary telephone, I guess, or maybe he planned to just stick his head under the ground and yell...

# ? Nov 15, 2014 18:01

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

After The War posted:

...and then he worked on a machine to communicate with the dead! Kind of scary telephone, I guess, or maybe he planned to just stick his head under the ground and yell...

I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 18:07

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

MondayHotDog posted:

Is it a local call?

Hi, you've reached the Corey hotline. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: Gory. Story. Allegory. Montessori.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 18:09

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Cry Havoc posted:

Hi, you've reached the Corey hotline. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: Gory. Story. Allegory. Montessori.

You... have... reached... the... coach's... hotline...

# ? Nov 15, 2014 19:42

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

MondayHotDog posted:

You... have... reached... the... coach's... hotline...

I'm just going to call the suicide hotline now.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 20:20

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

By cutting off cable TV, and the beer supply, I'll be able to ensure an honest winter's work out of those low-lifes

# ? Nov 15, 2014 20:35

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Cry Havoc posted:

I'm just going to call the suicide hotline now.

Yeah, well listen, lady, I got so many problems, I don't even know where to begin here.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 20:40

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Yeah, well listen, lady, I got so many problems, I don't even know where to begin here.

Yeah I got another question. This one's about my cat.

Hey shut up! I'm asking her!

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# ? May 27, 2024 22:53

TL: Jan 16, 2006; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; Fallen Rib

Cry Havoc posted:

I'm just going to call the suicide hotline now.

I'd like the Department of Missing Babies.

# ? Nov 15, 2014 20:54

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