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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Even if that thing went off without a hitch it would be hilarious because it's still someones manager calling together a DIY-catered press conference to announce that his fighter is just too darn big to take the biggest payday possible in her sport, so please stop trying to give us money or free help getting money.

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Melvin weighed in at 158 for his title fight because it's Melvin loving Guillard, of course he's going to gently caress things up

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Yep. Guillard is totally an a-level fighter.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
y'all can talk about the b-league fun stuff here http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681342

i wonder how many people will watch wsof or bellator tomorrow, probably like 12

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

LobsterMobster posted:

Melvin weighed in at 158 for his title fight because it's Melvin loving Guillard, of course he's going to gently caress things up

Just a few grams over

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



Hoisted by his own guillard.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Has anyone ever landed a decent "Get in my Guillard" joke?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
reminder that leonard the bad boy garcia fights tonight on axs.tv

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Good news everyone, Leonard Garcia just retired from pro MMA

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

-Atom- posted:

Good news everyone, Leonard Garcia just retired from pro MMA

Thats good news to a retarded human being

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Thats good news to a retarded human being

Atom deserves better owns than this. Still, you're not wrong.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
The most important part of Garcia's retirement speech was when he said he wanted to try kickboxing

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

vainman posted:

The most important part of Garcia's retirement speech was when he said he wanted to try kickboxing

Hard to imagine it could go much worse than the latter part of his MMA career

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

-Atom- posted:

Hard to imagine it could go much worse than the latter part of his MMA career

Pat Barry

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2835452/Fighter-War-Machine-face-trial-34-felonies.html

quote:

A mixed martial arts fighter known as War Machine started laughing in court when the woman he allegedly beat and sexually assaulted described her injuries.
Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver, 33, was chided by the judge after smirking during testimony from Christy Mack, his porn star ex-girlfriend.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
I feel like it's p trashy to refer to the victim as "his porn star ex girlfriend" in this particular scenario, even though it's literally true. Bad journalism.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
It's the daily mail, that's kind of their thing

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

I feel like it's p trashy to refer to the victim as "his porn star ex girlfriend" in this particular scenario, even though it's literally true. Bad journalism.

What

Christy mack is famous for two things: porn and dating war machine

How is it trashy to summarize her in this regard


Lost For Words posted:

It's the daily mail, that's kind of their thing

Also this, the news sensationalizes and tries to get clicks

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
too bad war machine isn't dead yet

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
cage warriors is doing 2 cards today again

http://cagewarriors.mmajunkie.com/

should run straight till the b-league fest/ufc starts

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Is this some sort of key date for mma/ppv?

(other than Hunto becoming supreme champion 4lyfe)

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Ninja PD posted:

Is this some sort of key date for mma/ppv?

(other than Hunto becoming supreme champion 4lyfe)

Not really, just a lot of poo poo crammed into today between WSOF/Bellator/UFC and the Klitschko fight

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Gregor Samsa posted:

Just a few grams over

No one laughed at this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDoIM1dRzGo

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
just in case anyone in the uk wants to watch cage warriors, it's streaming on the daily mail website for some reason http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-2832090/Cage-Warriors-74-LIVE-Watch-action-Nicolas-Dalby-takes-Mohsen-Bahari.html

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

Triticum Guzzler posted:

just in case anyone in the uk wants to watch cage warriors, it's streaming on the daily mail website for some reason http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-2832090/Cage-Warriors-74-LIVE-Watch-action-Nicolas-Dalby-takes-Mohsen-Bahari.html

whoa joe duffy

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Triticum Guzzler posted:

just in case anyone in the uk wants to watch cage warriors, it's streaming on the daily mail website for some reason http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-2832090/Cage-Warriors-74-LIVE-Watch-action-Nicolas-Dalby-takes-Mohsen-Bahari.html

They have some kind of weird deal, its obnoxious

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

willie_dee posted:

They have some kind of weird deal, its obnoxious

much prefer this to blacking out the uk shows

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Looks like Bellator wants JT vs Lashley next year

http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/11/15/7225861/bellator-fight-announcements

Roman Herbom
Aug 2, 2006
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't

http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/11/15/7225861/bellator-fight-announcements posted:

The first event on Bellator's 2015 calendar is Bellator 132, which takes place Friday, January 16 at the Pechanga Casino Resort in Temecula, California. The main event features a featherweight title fight between Patricio "Pitbull" Friere and Daniel Straus. Straus, the former featherweight titleholder, lost the title to Pat Curran in March 2014.

Bellator 133 takes place on February 27 at the Mohegan Sun Arena in Uncasville, CT. Douglas Lima defends his welterweight title against Paul Daley. Daley will make his Bellator return after undergoing legal issues with his travel visa. It also features a light heavyweight title fight between Emmanuel Newton and Liam McGeary.

On the undercard, heavyweight brutes Bobby Lashley and James Thompson will face off, and Sokoudjou takes on Linton Vassel.

The final announced fight card is Bellator 134 on March 27, which takes place at the Worldstar Casino Resort in Thackerville, Oklahoma. It features a bantamweight championship fight between Joe Warren and Marcos Galvao.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

JT got fat again whilst injured despite promising not to. They waited for him to get fat then asked him to fight...

The whole world is against him once again.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

willie_dee posted:

JT got fat again whilst injured despite promising not to. They waited for him to get fat then asked him to fight...

The whole world is against him once again.

didn't JT like badly gently caress up his leg or something

isn't that what made him fat?

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Yuriy posted:

didn't JT like badly gently caress up his leg or something

isn't that what made him fat?

No, he puts too much food in his mouth.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I can see James Thompson live?

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

I had to do a double take because the article didn't mention it but that fight already happened two years ago. I uh, really don't need to see a rematch of it.

Throw JT in with Mighty Mo. Now we're talking.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

No, he puts too much food in his mouth.

hyuck hyuck sure was a good joke there

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

attackmole posted:

Throw JT in with Mighty Mo. Now we're talking.

Unfortunately Bellator cut Mighty Mo a while ago.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Unfortunately Bellator cut Mighty Mo a while ago.

Because Mo would have tapped Lashley inside of three minutes

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Yuriy posted:

hyuck hyuck sure was a good joke there

That wasn't a joke you idiot.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

That wasn't a joke you idiot.

gee, it's almost like an injured fighter tends to eat like they're not injured despite not being able to work off their weight

basically you're loving retarded

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

CarlCX posted:

You are all very likely correct but I am still afraid to believe in Stephan Bonnar.

this was the worst WWE main event since cena/laurinaitis

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