Ok Swickles. Lets say you're working the ER one night and there's a bad wreck. Will Muschamp and Roger Goodell both come in critical and you can only save one. Do you take a break for dinner or go home early?
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That Works posted:Ok Swickles. Lets say you're working the ER one night and there's a bad wreck. Will Muschamp and Roger Goodell both come in critical and you can only save one. gently caress that, someone else may come in and try to save them, he's got to finish the job. Alternately, try to sew them together into some horrible Frankenstein-conjoined-twin setup. When else will you get to do that kind of experiment on live subjects with no ethical concerns whatsoever?
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That Works posted:Ok Swickles. Lets say you're working the ER one night and there's a bad wreck. Will Muschamp and Roger Goodell both come in critical and you can only save one. There is only one ethical course of action.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:As someone who literally grew up on a college campus University of Pheonix?
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Febreeze posted:Learn how to draw Peter King! I refuse to believe Peter King has ever had an IPA in his life. He probably passes out after 2 Hard Mike's.
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Aaron Rodgers is totally not gay you guys (featuring one panel Cameo of CP_Fortest and a poorly drawn Cameo of The Pete Effect) http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/not-that-theres-anything-wrong-with-that/
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I posted the Big Ben comic to my facebook feed and my mom got mad at me. She called me and lectured me. A+++ would post again. This one. Forgot who made it but I love it. e: Febreeze posted:Aaron Rodgers is totally not gay you guys gold 3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 10:52 on Nov 15, 2014 |
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Febreeze posted:Aaron Rodgers is totally not gay you guys Hachi machi
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old dog child posted:I posted the Big Ben comic to my facebook feed and my mom got mad at me. She called me and lectured me. A+++ would post again. Gendo
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Febreeze posted:Aaron Rodgers is totally not gay you guys Yay! (I'm a very generic looking white person, and you captured that well)
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what's up with the broken eggs or whatever they are
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Rogue Elephant posted:what's up with the broken eggs or whatever they are The raider is clearly laying them. A good cartoon.
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CHECK IT http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/11/15/2fart2furious-week-11-nfl-picks-predictions/ quote:Thanks for puttin me on the air, first time – long time. I think we’se seen everything Cutler has to offer and I don’t like any of it. Why don’t we let Clausen start and see what he’s got. He was successful in college and I’m pretty sure he can eat Cinnabon without losing a toe. He may have low blood sugar but he’s full of other bs, you get what I mean? I’ll take my answer off the air and Derrick Rose is a pussy go ‘hawks.
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Febreeze posted:Aaron Rodgers is totally not gay you guys Oliver Mann
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Febreeze posted:Aaron Rodgers is totally not gay you guys I might actually send in a picture if you ever need to draw A-Rod's boy toy. Volkerball posted:The raider is clearly laying them. A good cartoon. Thank you. It is good comic.
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Febreeze posted:Aaron Rodgers is totally not gay you guys I was wondering when we'd get the Rodgers is Gay comic. Awesome I about lost it at the hover hands.
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Febreeze posted:Aaron Rodgers is totally not gay you guys Please don't use the way I hold my arm around girls as a reference for your comics please
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Ehud posted:CHECK IT quote:It’s not that I want to see Mark Sanchez completely shithouse the Packers at Lambeau, it’s that I need it. I need it like I need water, oxygen, and cheap alcohol. I’ve already embraced the harsh reality that the Eagles are going to be very good for a very long time, so at least let me savor in the Mexecutioner chucking the ball right over Morgan Burnett’s head and Riley Cooper doing the Lambeu Leap. He has a lot in common with the fans there anyways, he too loves yelling Kuhn at the top of his lungs.
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Ehud posted:CHECK IT You laugh at that paragraph, but it was 70% exactly what a post-game Bears caller said.
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Ehud posted:CHECK IT quote:Last week the NFL honored our troops by presenting a primetime demonstration of a smug, dominant power demolishing a defenseless opponent. Cutler caught a lot of poo poo from the media, but luckily he’s immune to criticism. I guess his kids take more after their mother, because they’re not immune to anything.
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Rogue Elephant posted:what's up with the broken eggs or whatever they are Eggs are often associated with zero (putting up a goose egg, the tennis score love means egg)
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 21:01 |
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e: wrong thread
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 21:04 |
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If anyone would like to collaborate further on an nfl yugioh crossover hit me up.
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Fight Club Sandwich posted:the tennis score love means egg where's that mind blown gif when you need it
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 22:27 |
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I've never heard Mexecutioner before, but damned if I'm not fervently praying for Sanchez's success so I can use that on a regular basis.
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Thaddius the Large posted:I've never heard Mexecutioner before, but damned if I'm not fervently praying for Sanchez's success so I can use that on a regular basis. RIP Joakim Soria
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 00:22 |
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Joey Beltran uses it but he's really bad so someone please take it from him.
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Febreeze posted:Aaron Rodgers is totally not gay you guys Dope as gently caress. I like that there's now a version of me that actually looks like I'm in my early 20s.
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CPFortest posted:
Welcome to my world, the early 20s are a faded rear end memory at this point.
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This seems like a nice place to put this - commercials can be art, right? It's a San Diego bail bond company https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E8wxvXE1IA
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the most virulent racism i've ever been personally exposed to was listening to bay area assholes talk about the raiders and oakland. they make loving rural mississippi look downright progressive in comparison, it's unreal i don't think i'd ever heard the n word so much in such a short amount of time
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wheez the roux posted:the most virulent racism i've ever been personally exposed to was listening to bay area assholes talk about the raiders and oakland. they make loving rural mississippi look downright progressive in comparison, it's unreal This is true as hell and at whichever Niners fan tried denying it.
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wheez the roux posted:the most virulent racism i've ever been personally exposed to was listening to bay area assholes talk about the raiders and oakland. they make loving rural mississippi look downright progressive in comparison, it's unreal this guy lived in gaza
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This anti-littering campaign featuring a genuine Pittsburgh Football Fan (TM) and genuine Pittsburgh Football Tailgaters (TM) is on par with the usual quality of stuff generated in this fine Farthouse. It's embarrassing, provokes mixed feelings of confusion and contempt, and inevitably leaves you laughing. http://www.post-gazette.com/local/city/2014/11/12/New-advertising-campaign-takes-a-swipe-at-littering/stories/201411120078 Did you watch all 90 seconds? Did you see the tears of this poor broken-hearted Pittsburgh Football Fan (TM), and the cruelty of those Pittsburgh Football Tailgaters (TM)? If you skipped it, go back and watch, because you need to be prepared if you're going to pick up the glove I've just callously thrown down onto the side of the highway. FARTHOUSE CHALLENGE Parody the gently caress out of this in your chosen medium. Be it comic strip, song, or even a lovely remade video, submit your masterpiece to this tender and delicious contest, and you could win a prize that probably won't suck. Maybe. Refer to this list, make your own judgment. This WILL make it to the FART Blog, if I can figure out how to register for that, so please keep the football-related humor flowing. The original message does not need to survive. The focus doesn't need to be about littering if you can still recognize your work as a parody of the above. Involve your friends, husbands, wives, and children. Involve your dogs. I love dogs. First Place: gently caress that forums nonsense. We've all got our avatars and our platinums. I'm going to give you a $25 Amazon Gift Card, or cash-equivalent prize of your choosing. Second Place: You, too, will receive something sort of worthwhile in the form of a $15 Amazon Gift Card, or cash-equivalent prize of your choosing. Third Place: How does a $10 Amazon Gift Card sound to you? Or a cash-equivalent prize of your choosing? Well, if you don't like it, too bad, it's what you get. HOW TO SUBMIT Links to your creations should be submitted via e-mail to sweetnawris@gmail.com, subject line: "Farthouse Contest Entry". Please include the title of your submission, your SA forums name, and whether or not you want to be publicly linked to the finished product whenever I've got content to share. THE DEADLINE December 20th. Winner to be announced roughly around December 25th. I will post reminders for this contest periodically. I could use a volunteer judge or two. E-mail me if you want to do that, please. my cat is norris fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Nov 17, 2014 |
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Woah, that's awesome. Good on you for organizing this, everyone should participate. I'm going home for two weeks for family issues/thanksgiving so I sadly will not be able to.
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Someone redo it as a redskin fan please.
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I hope everything's okay with the family, or that it will be! Enjoy your Thanksgiving, Febreeze.
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Lmao that took 20 people and 90 loving grand to make?!
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The credits are over half the length of the video. They could not hold off on jerking themselves off over this horrible piece. Wow. e. Time to dust off the instagram script GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Nov 17, 2014 |
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