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Cry Havoc posted:I'm just going to call the suicide hotline now. I'll call Poison Control.  Fran, it's me. Just a head's up.
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Nov 15, 2014 20:58
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Martytoof posted:A caller? At this hour? You dial 9 1, and when I say so, dial 1 again! Don't bother calling 911 anymore, here's the real number.
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Nov 15, 2014 21:27
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mrfart posted:Don't bother calling 911 anymore, here's the real number. Shuuuuuut uuuuuuup.
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Nov 15, 2014 21:34
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I'm going... outside. To... stalk... sout and mrfart. D'oh!
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Nov 15, 2014 21:42
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PT6A posted:I'm going... outside. To... stalk... sout and mrfart. Oh, PT6A no more stalking! It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?
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Nov 15, 2014 22:11
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, PT6A no more stalking! It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden? Well, someone did! 
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Nov 15, 2014 22:51
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, PT6A no more stalking! It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden? Please, don't bring home any more old crutches!
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Nov 15, 2014 23:10
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TL posted:Please, don't bring home any more old crutches! Hello. What's this? Wire hangers. Expired medicine. Old newspapers! Okay, Homer, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your house.
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Nov 15, 2014 23:17
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TMMadman posted:Hello. What's this? Wire hangers. Expired medicine. Old newspapers! Okay, Homer, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your house.  Tramapoline! Trampopoline! 
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Nov 15, 2014 23:31
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After The War posted:
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TMMadman posted:Hello. What's this? Wire hangers. Expired medicine. Old newspapers! Okay, Homer, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your house. Well, there's some old paint cans in the garage...
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After The War posted:
Shh, quiet! You'll wake up old man Simpson. Hey, no more trampoline. Let's jump on the car instead!
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Nov 16, 2014 04:29
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Alright, I've got me a bed!
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Spectacle Rock posted:Alright, I've got me a bed! Beer, beer, beer! Bed, bed, bed!
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Nov 16, 2014 05:30
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Spectacle Rock posted:Alright, I've got me a bed! I sleep in a drawer.
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Nov 16, 2014 05:45
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Writer Cath posted:I sleep in a drawer. Please don't tell anyone how I live. 
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Nov 16, 2014 05:51
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Writer Cath posted:I sleep in a drawer. Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
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TMMadman posted:Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking! I sleep in a racecar bed, do you?
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IMJack posted:Please don't tell anyone how I live. Excuse me, are you Drew Barrymore?
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sout posted:I sleep in a racecar bed, do you? I live in an apartment below a bowling alley and above another bowling alley!
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Writer Cath posted:I live in an apartment below a bowling alley and above another bowling alley! Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat you'll wonder how you ever did without it.
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mrfart posted:Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat you'll wonder how you ever did without it.  You smell like cobbler!
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Spectacle Rock posted:
Y- oh yo- you -- ah! gah! -- Chokin' on my own rage here!
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Nov 16, 2014 17:51
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Unkey Moe my sody is too cold it makes my teef hurt.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Unkey Moe my sody is too cold it makes my teef hurt. Your teef hurt!? Well that's too freaking bad! You hear me? I'll tell you where you can put your freaking 'sodie' too.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Unkey Moe my sody is too cold it makes my teef hurt. Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint? That's a kid's teeth!
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Feel free to make fun of my name if you want. Two suggestions are "Mr. Nerdstrom" and "Mr. Boogerstrom".
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint? That's a kid's teeth! CharlieFoxtrot, since you broke Mister Kingdom's teeth, he gets to break yours.
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Striking Yak posted:Excuse me, are you Drew Barrymore? Are you the creator of Hi & Lois? Because you are making me laugh.
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Nov 16, 2014 20:37
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IMJack posted:Are you the creator of Hi & Lois? Because you are making me laugh. Excuse me, sir. Do you like to laugh?
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Martytoof posted:Y- oh yo- you -- ah! gah! -- Chokin' on my own rage here! I was the tough kid, Smelly. My bit was looking up an exhaust pipe and getting a face full of soot.
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jscolon2.0 posted:I was the tough kid, Smelly. My bit was looking up an exhaust pipe and getting a face full of soot. We had good writers. William Faulkner could write an exhaust pipe gag that would really make you think.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Excuse me, sir. Do you like to laugh? Do you come with the car?
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Nov 16, 2014 21:13
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Deviant posted:Do you come with the car? DO NOT STARE AT OUR WAITRESSES' LARGE BREASTS
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Deviant posted:Do you come with the car? Tee hee hee, oh you!
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Deviant posted:Do you come with the car? What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train -- which I could also afford?
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TMMadman posted:What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train -- which I could also afford? I'm moderately wealthy! I can rent anything I want!
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TMMadman posted:What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train -- which I could also afford? These are speed holes. They make the car go faster.
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