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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

How many black people sang on the new Geldof ego song? And how many of those are African?

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baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

LemonDrizzle posted:

I can't tell whether you're objecting to the plans or the verbiage used to present them, but the five overarching principles you seem upset about are basically platitudes - you'd want to spend your money efficiently and have a strong economy no matter how much or how little you planned to borrow, for example.

As for why you might want a slow deficit/debt reduction plan rather than a fast one, consider a case where a man comes to a doctor because he's worried about his high blood pressure. The doctor says "Well, you could adjust your diet, lose some weight, and start exercising. Over a few months, that'll bring your blood pressure down to a healthy range. Alternatively, I can cut your stupid loving head off right now and bring your blood pressure down to zero almost instantly."

If that doesn't explain it satisfactorily, you could read this and the references therein: http://mainlymacro.blogspot.co.uk/2014/06/uk-fiscal-policy-from-2015.html

I'm objecting to the fact that instead of presenting an alternative to continue to bleed the country at the altar of the Deficit God, Labour are content to step up and say 'we'll use a smaller knife!'


Cerv posted:

he's not on Band Aid II

Looking at the list of performers I can see why he was intimidated

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
There's already a catchier Francophone African charity single for the Ebola crisis anyway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruYQY6z3mV8

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


TinTower posted:

It's now "Well, tonight, we're reaching out and touching you".

How long before a Band Aider is investigated by Operation Yew Tree?

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think baka kaba doesn't want a particular budget policy inasmuch as an ideological alternative.

But chasing niche audiences with promises for spending that may (and did) have to be horse-traded away does not seem to have worked out well for Lib Dem. The outrage generated by a sense of betrayal is far noisier than any tepid support as an alternative party to begin with. Why else would a cynical mainstream political party refuse to make ambitious campaign promises?

This is consistent with an observation that the audience demanding ideological alternatives doesn't really want an alternative inasmuch as their alternative, and despises heretics far more than they despise the infidel.

ronya fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Nov 17, 2014

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas
I kind of figured the line was taken out because it's about Ebola this year. The original line was more about haves and have nots. The same line in the Ebola remix would sound more like "thank God they have Ebola", which doesn't sit right.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

EvilGenius posted:

I kind of figured the line was taken out because it's about Ebola this year. The original line was more about haves and have nots. The same line in the Ebola remix would sound more like "thank God they have Ebola", which doesn't sit right.

"Thank God they're starving to death" isn't that nice a sentiment either. And reaching out and touching someone seems like a pretty good method of spreading Ebola.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Actual political viability has never been an issue for anyone that posts here.

Labour can't do what the SNP and UKIP do: Raise support on nationalism alone allowing flimsy unworkable policies to persist without scrutiny. Labour gets to say "Hi, we're um.... not reducing the deficit anymore and are continuing to borrow". Which to every pub dwelling working class armchair economist IS A REALLY BAD THING, BROWN RUINED OUR ECONOMY. The Tories would be there telling the papers that "what labour is doing is actually bad and not good!" which is then taken up by this new generation of armchair economists. The ones who "really aren't into politics" but know how Labour totally "ruined the economy".

Labour are a lovely directionless party of this there is no doubt. But to expect them to be able, politically, to do anything truly radical makes no sense. The Tories have, unfortunately, controlled the zeitgeist of the country for a while now and their spin is taken as gospel by most centrists.

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 10:47 on Nov 17, 2014

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

"Thank God they're starving to death" isn't that nice a sentiment either. And reaching out and touching someone seems like a pretty good method of spreading Ebola.

Only if you touch them in the poop :shrek:

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

KKKlean Energy posted:

Only if you touch them in the poop :shrek:
Are you thinking of dysentery? Ebola is spread via bodily fluids in general and is quite often caught by people touching/hugging/carrying the sick or dead.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

goddamnedtwisto posted:

"Thank God they're starving to death" isn't that nice a sentiment either. And reaching out and touching someone seems like a pretty good method of spreading Ebola.

That's the point of the lyric loving hell.

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother
Urrrrgh. Just saw a job advert for a customer service apprenticeship. Working in a call center for £2.73 an hour. Jesus.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Shelf Adventure posted:

Urrrrgh. Just saw a job advert for a customer service apprenticeship. Working in a call center for £2.73 an hour. Jesus.

These have been around for a loving age, my wife has worked with a few in a customer service call centre. At least it isn't sales.

What gets me is that ALDI has apprentices now as well - a supermarket that prides itself on paying above the minimum wage. For operating tills and shelf stacking. :cripes:

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Shelf Adventure posted:

Urrrrgh. Just saw a job advert for a customer service apprenticeship. Working in a call center for £2.73 an hour. Jesus.

Thats a standard apprenticeship wage for the first year, then it goes up to minimum wage.

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother

Pissflaps posted:

Thats a standard apprenticeship wage for the first year, then it goes up to minimum wage.

It's not really something that should in any way be an apprenticeship, though.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
That's true enough.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Pissflaps posted:

Thats a standard apprenticeship wage for the first year, then it goes up to minimum wage.

If they don't fire you and replace you with a new apprentice

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Pissflaps posted:

Thats a standard apprenticeship wage for the first year, then it goes up to minimum wage.

Which would be handy if the burn rate for call centre workers was more than 3 months.

Pissflaps posted:

That's the point of the lyric loving hell.

Aaand that's the point I was trying to make.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

tentish klown posted:

If they don't fire you and replace you with a new apprentice

This, and if you become an apprentice aged 16 you're on £2.73 for three years. Oddly, this rate of pay isn't provided on the official Apprenticeship website.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Which would be handy if the burn rate for call centre workers was more than 3 months.
Depends on the call centre really. The customer service call centre my wife worked in wasn't too bad and plenty of people in there have been there over a year. (It's where the Compare the Market meerkats get sent out from; you can imagine the customer complaints.)

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother
So I've been digging a bit more to see if I can find a worse apprenticeship - I've just seen one for working in a petrol station shop. It has 29 applications. It's just kind of saddening.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Shelf Adventure posted:

It's not really something that should in any way be an apprenticeship, though.
Yeah. Learning the difficult, artisanal craft of answering a telephone and then following a script designed to prevent you from showing any initiative. It'd be funny if it wasn't depressing.

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother
It's just how brazen of an abuse these apprenticeships are that's galling. One has "previous experience of working in an outbound calling sales role is desirable."

How do they even pretend to justify that someone needs an apprenticeship if they already have experience doing the job?

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

That poo poo's just par for the course now. You'll find it everywhere, not just apprenticeships.

It's brilliant really. You end up paying trainee wages, without actually having to pay for training. I call it best of both worlds recruiting.

tooterfish fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Nov 17, 2014

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Shelf Adventure posted:

So I've been digging a bit more to see if I can find a worse apprenticeship
From talking with friends in the pub and bar trade I remember one for apprentice glass collector. I'm not sure if that was the exact title, but basically apprenticing for the jobs that are usually given to bar staff who are still in training themselves.

Unless that's a separate job at big chain pubs. They're generally terrible anyway from what I've heard.

Apprentice apprentice, previous experience of apprenticeships desirable.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
How much should 16 year old apprentices be paid do you think?

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother

Burqa King posted:

How much should 16 year old apprentices be paid do you think?

That depends on whether you're talking about genuine apprentices or people working low entry jobs that require minimum training or knowledge.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
Do you think a real apprenticeship should pay less?

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Burqa King posted:

How much should 16 year old apprentices be paid do you think?

Minimum wage at least? If you're doing an apprenticeship for a job that'd pay Minimum wage once completed then someone is taking the piss.

Paying less for an Apprenticeship for a job like Plumbing or Accounting is fair, it offsets the cost of having to train someone up in a job that'll pay fairly well once completed. Apprenticeship for Retail Assistant (Working a till) can gently caress right off though.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
It could be worse.

They could be interning.

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother

Burqa King posted:

Do you think a real apprenticeship should pay less?

Yeah. They're educating you in the skills and knowledge required for the job and you get a qualification at the end of it. You're sacrificing some of your wage to pay for specialist training for a profession or trade.

For the most part, you don't get paid to go to university.

Chocolate Teapot
May 8, 2009

Burqa King posted:

Do you think a real apprenticeship should pay less?

An apprenticeship should offer "valuable" job skills that are at least transferrable and usable in both other jobs and the real world (i.e. practical skills), because otherwise it's loving worthless. My dad started as an apprentice, moved onto a living wage, and still works for the same company in a reduced role (mainly because they exported the vast majority of their jobs to Hungary and are winding down).

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

serious gaylord posted:

They could be interning.

Unpaid interning is especially weird because if they do work that benefits the Employer then by law they're entitled to a wage, but unless they outright ask for it most never get paid and I can't imagine the one's who do ask go on to do well.

Companies use this weird "It's a Volunteer position with no fixed hours" defense attempt to try work around this but that only really works for Charities, most unpaid internships are straight up illegal if anyone bothered to actually pursue them.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Shelf Adventure posted:

For the most part, you don't get paid to go to university.

But you also don't work for the university. If my University had asked me as part of the course to sweep the corridors, cut the grass and make them some T-Shirts for them to sell I'd have told them to gently caress off. It's more like a Placement or Sandwich Year, which you do get paid for.

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
There are also unpaid traineeships now, which is p much an apprenticeship for an apprenticeship.

quote:

Traineeship information for heroic wealth creators

Are there any financial costs to offering Traineeships?

A Traineeship is an unwaged education and training programme with work experience that is focused on giving young people the skills and experience that employers are looking for.

...

All training costs are met by Government funding. Employers are not required to pay young people taking part in Traineeships but are encouraged to support trainees with expenses such as transport and meals.

quote:

Traineeship information for useless skiver-scroungers

What are the benefits of a Traineeship?

A Traineeship will put you in a better position to compete for an Apprenticeship or other job.

The opportunity to build your CV and get vital experience with local and national employers.

Improving your English and maths skills will boost your chances of getting a job, as well as improving your long term prospects and earning potential over your lifetime.

Employers are at the centre of Traineeships to ensure they give you the skills you need to secure a job and succeed in employment.
At the end of the work experience placement you’ll get a job interview with the company if a role becomes available or a reference and an exit interview.

:thumbsup:

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
I've heard of management apprenticeships for these sorts of companies that involve the person working in all aspects of the business to learn about it but never one for just the phone lines. Very strange.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

serious gaylord posted:

I've heard of management apprenticeships for these sorts of companies that involve the person working in all aspects of the business to learn about it but never one for just the phone lines. Very strange.

It's not strange at all. You get to pay them less for doing the same job. It's illegal, but no one is going to report it or care.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Shelf Adventure posted:

For the most part, you don't get paid to go to university.
used to
still do in other countries

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother

Cerv posted:

used to
still do in other countries

Some courses you still do - like teaching.

Saki
Jan 9, 2008

Can't you feel the knife?

Cerv posted:

used to
still do in other countries

A much larger proportion of the population now goes to university.

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Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

And?

The original rationale for free tuition was that an educated population is a net benefit to the country. Did that stop being true when more people went to university for some reason?

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