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The end of TWOW will consist of Bran going back in time, preventing Roberts Rebellion from happening and ending the series so that grrm doesnt have to write ADOS.
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PostNouveau posted:Bran time travels to past, kills Jaime before he can push him off the tower. I've seen a theory that Bran warged into Jamie to make him push himself out the window so he would go into the coma and have his power awakened.
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Nov 15, 2014 06:56
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That is quite possibly the stupidest theory I've ever heard.
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Nov 15, 2014 06:59
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Bran travels back and strangles himself inside Catelyns womb with his umbilical cord.
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Nov 15, 2014 08:09
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Bran goes back in time and turns twin pines mall into one pine mall.
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Nov 15, 2014 09:24
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Bran travels back in time to the present, because ASOIAF actually takes place in future Earth somehow. (This is not explained.)
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Nov 15, 2014 16:49
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Bran goes back in time and gives Littlefinger a sports almanac.
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Nov 15, 2014 17:16
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Mortabis posted:Bran goes back in time and gives Littlefinger a sports almanac. 'Grayjoys Sports Almanac'
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"Tell me, future boy, who's Hand of the King in 299 AC?" "Tyrion Lannister." "Tyrion Lannister?! The dwarf?! I suppose Moon Boy is Master of Coin?"
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He could be, for all I know
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Nov 15, 2014 18:55
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He then tells Bran to "make like a tree and get outta here."
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Hey Tyrion, it's your cousin, Lancel. Lancel Lannister! You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this! *Bard sings Rains of Castamere*
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DirtyRobot posted:Bran travels back in time to the present, because ASOIAF actually takes place in future Earth somehow. (This is not explained.) I have a crackpot theory that ASOIAF takes place in the Haviland Tuf universe, on a planet with some kind of time distortion field over it which made time move at different speeds in different places and which explains why the lunar phases are always wrong. Tuf is seeding the planet repeatedly from Ark for some unknown reason, which explains why the planet has a bunch of Earth-based life that appears to have diverged significantly evolutionarily (e.g. the Ibbenese who trade regularly with other people but have somehow speciated from the "normal" humans). Varys is actually Haviland Tuf in disguise, he left his genitalia back on the spaceship to avoid genital torture. The black cat with the torn ear and Ser Pounce are his agents.
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ClearAirTurbulence posted:I have a crackpot theory that ASOIAF takes place in the Haviland Tuf universe, on a planet with some kind of time distortion field over it which made time move at different speeds in different places and which explains why the lunar phases are always wrong. Tuf is seeding the planet repeatedly from Ark for some unknown reason, which explains why the planet has a bunch of Earth-based life that appears to have diverged significantly evolutionarily (e.g. the Ibbenese who trade regularly with other people but have somehow speciated from the "normal" humans). Varys is actually Haviland Tuf in disguise, he left his genitalia back on the spaceship to avoid genital torture. The black cat with the torn ear and Ser Pounce are his agents. What's your blog? I want to read more.
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Brock Samson posted:Hey Tyrion, it's your cousin, Lancel. Lancel Lannister! You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this! *Bard sings Rains of Castamere* died laughing at this.
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Kevyn posted:"Tell me, future boy, who's Hand of the King in 299 AC?" This one is much better. I think we've found a new project for The Bad Thread.
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Tywin: What is this, Tyrion? First you're my son; now you turn full circle on me! Tyrion: Half circle, you humourless boor - half circle! If I did a full circle, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started. Tywin: What? Tyrion: Trust me. [fires crossbow]
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This thread's time-travel-movie-joke balance is weighted way too much in favor of Back To The Future and not enough in favor of Bill & Ted
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loquacius posted:This thread's time-travel-movie-joke balance is weighted way too much in favor of Back To The Future and not enough in favor of Bill & Ted Brienne: Whoa Catelyn, youre alive?! Lady Stoneheart: *inaudible sound *they hug Both: Fag!
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Illyrio: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in the Dothraki Sea Viserys: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian... Both: ...MR. KHAL DROGO [wild applause. Except Dany.]
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So does this mean Hodor is actually the result of two smaller Hodor's fusing together? HODOR!
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ActusRhesus posted:Illyrio: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in the Dothraki Sea [Stannis is outlining his plan for taking King's Landing on a map with pieces to represent armies and ships] Davos: I don't think it's gonna work. Stannis: Non? [He knocks over the map and miniature armies go flying] TRIOMPHE BARATHEON!
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Nov 17, 2014 21:03
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Scene: The morning before the royal wedding between Margary of house Tyrell and King Joffrey Baratheon [Maester Pycelle enters to deliver a letter to young Tommen] Pycelle: A raven arrived from Dragonstone this morning from your uncle, the traitor, Stannis Baratheon. Tommen: What does it say? Pycelle: It says "I can't believe Margy was widowed by my brother and is now marrying yours" Tommen:...Bummer dude.
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Renly Baratheon: You are entering the territory of King Renly, First of his name, and this is my Rainbow guard. Catelyn Stark: Faygeles? [clears their throats, trying to act macho] Renly : No, no. We're straight. Just... colorful.
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E: nvm I don;t understand split infinitives.
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Nov 17, 2014 21:24
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The front page of Reddit recently featured a Natalie Dormer (Margaery Tyrell) AMA if any of you are interested. http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2mkvj9/i_am_actress_natalie_dormer_ama/
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GRRM did an interview recently where he talked about the wolf sanctuary thing and confirmed Nymeria's giant wolfpack is going to play a part in events.
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TOOT BOOT posted:GRRM did an interview recently where he talked about the wolf sanctuary thing and confirmed Nymeria's giant wolfpack is going to play a part in events. Yeeeeesssssssssss. Calling it now: Wolfpack's going to sack the Twins.
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http://mashable.com/2014/11/16/george-rr-martin-charity-event/ "You know, I don't like to give things away." says Martin, a grin spreading across his face. "But you don't hang a giant wolf pack on the wall unless you intend to use it."
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Yes Martin, but what about the Krakens?
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Of course the quote that stood out to me was "I'm still in the middle of the book, so it'll be some time before I write the scenes in which they die."
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Maester, you don't just walk into a store and- and buy plutonium. Did you rip them off? Of course. From a group of Dornish nationalists. They wanted me to make them wildfire.
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lifts cats over head posted:Of course the quote that stood out to me was "I'm still in the middle of the book, so it'll be some time before I write the scenes in which they die." He did write the Red Wedding chapter last.
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Frostwerks posted:Maester, you don't just walk into a store and- and buy plutonium. Did you rip them off? That's about as funny as a screen door on the Sea Bitch.
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Frostwerks posted:Maester, you don't just walk into a store and- and buy plutonium. Did you rip them off? The Twins will become the Singleton when Bran comes back from the past. Turns out that he stopped Petyr's rape of Cat in the carriage, and made sure that Brandon Stark beat the poo poo out of him. Plays 'Rains of Castamere' on an electric lute: "I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it."
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Jaime would have no problem with ancestors coming on to him.
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Kevyn posted:That's about as funny as a screen door on the Sea Bitch. Whoa! Now I'm... your sea bitch
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The North Tower posted:The Twins will become the Singleton when Bran comes back from the past. Turns out that he stopped Petyr's rape of Cat in the carriage, and made sure that Brandon Stark beat the poo poo out of him. Plays 'Rains of Castamere' on an electric lute: "I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it." Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here (until season 6)?
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Lycus posted:Jaime would have no problem with ancestors coming on to him. Yeah, if GRRM wrote BTTF Calvin Klein would have totally banged his Mom. They also would have had lemon cakes or something.
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