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Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..

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Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..

ManoliIsFat
Oct 4, 2002

devil
Jul 14, 2012

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

loses leg

Chill Callahan
Nov 14, 2012
http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/11/17/jaden-and-willow-smith-exclusive-joint-interview/

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

joint interview is right

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

thats fucken gross

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
The gun will also be for sale

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
A Jose Canseco gat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

mooyashi posted:

A Jose Canseco gat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.

:golfclap:

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
my wAlert.....

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3gRH-hPS9I

Bourgeoisie
Nov 19, 2007

One ticket, please.

quote:

What are the things worth having?

JADEN: Something that’s worth buying to me is like Final Cut Pro or Logic.

WILLOW: A canvas. Paint. A microphone.

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Skipopatomus
Aug 30, 2007

Ozzy Osbourne simply duplicated the event.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43uLJLvOrPc

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin

mooyashi posted:

A Jose Canseco gat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Fart Car '97
Jul 23, 2003

lmao every time i think it cant get any bettet it does

JohnnyC
Jun 8, 2008

intensely good

JohnnyC
Jun 8, 2008
everything about that interview is perfect, basically

  • “The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life” and ancient texts; things that can’t be pre-dated.
  • I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist.
  • There’s a theoretical physicist inside all of our minds, and you can talk and talk, but it’s living.
  • the melancholiness of the ocean; the melancholiness of everything else.
  • There’re no novels that I like to read so I write my own novels, and then I read them again, and it’s the best thing.
  • Willow just dropped a song (“Cares”), let me quote the lyrics: “I do not care what people say.”
  • When babies are born, their soft spots bump: It has, like, a heartbeat in it. That’s because energy is coming through their body, up and down ... It’s prana energy because they still breathe through their stomach. They remember. Babies remember.
  • When they’re in the stomach, they’re so aware, putting all their bones together, putting all their ligaments together. But they’re shocked by this harsh world.
  • Jaden’s “Cool Tapes Vol. 2″ will be available beginning at 12 a.m. with the download of his new app called Jaden Experience.

Avant Gardening
Jul 24, 2007
"...And if you wondered what Time sounded like it sounded like water running in a dark cave and voices crying and dirt dropping down upon hollow box lids, and rain."
You forgot this:

JADEN: You never learn anything in school. Think about how many car accidents happen every day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t been to driver’s ed because if everybody I know has been in an accident, I can’t see how driver’s ed is really helping them out.

dangerdoom volvo
Nov 5, 2009
i wish he was my kid

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND
Jan 21, 2008

What are the things worth having?

JADEN: Something that’s worth buying to me is like Final Cut Pro or Logic.

for some reason this disproportionally cracked me up

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

JohnnyC posted:

[*]Jaden’s “Cool Tapes Vol. 2″ will be available beginning at 12 a.m. with the download of his new app called Jaden Experience.
[/list]

Need this for the santa phiz tape thread.

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW

Avant Gardening posted:

You forgot this:

JADEN: You never learn anything in school. Think about how many car accidents happen every day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t been to driver’s ed because if everybody I know has been in an accident, I can’t see how driver’s ed is really helping them out.

that's a completely watertight argument.

Dadjacket
Jul 23, 2004

HIPSTER PITCHFORK CARDIGAN SCARF
They're intensely bonkers and their thoughts mostly came from growing up with all of the money in the world but their sibling closeness is sweet as hell IMO

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
you never learn anything in school. think about how many people take acting lessons and don't make it in hollywood. but i got to be the new karate kid and costar in a big scifi movie with my dad. so what's up now

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
Jaden is an extremely win person

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


Son of Undertaker

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin

HORMELCHILI posted:

Son of Undertaker

Son-dertaker

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

youngertaker

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Undertiker


also the jaden tape is out on dapiff

http://www.datpiff.com/Jaden-Smith-Cool-Tape-Vol-2-mixtape.666618.html



lol its actually really good

Quantum of Phallus fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Nov 19, 2014

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vorbis vorbilby
Apr 9, 2001

d-beat dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gywLHouAUTQ

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