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Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

This is the most perfect obnoxious atheist picture I've ever seen

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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

mng posted:

I call my ejaculate 'tiny future bellies'

Yeah it's weird, dude.

That's a very strange thing to suddenly come to mind, also I'm not a dude :psyduck:

I didn't mean anything less than innocent by the term (I've been using it since I was 3 or 4), but I'll stop since it really seems like a weird fetish/paraphilia thing to everyone (:stonk:)

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Has the thread started to feed off itself?

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Noyemi K posted:

That's a very strange thing to suddenly come to mind, also I'm not a dude :psyduck:

I didn't mean anything less than innocent by the term (I've been using it since I was 3 or 4), but I'll stop since it really seems like a weird fetish/paraphilia thing to everyone (:stonk:)

I just assumed it was some obnoxious *~mommyblogger~* kawaii uguu ^_^ thing which seemed wildly out of place on SA and couldn't decide if you were just weird or if you were being ironic.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

cyberia posted:

...and couldn't decide if you were just weird or if you were being ironic.

This is how I feel after reading most things on SA.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Noyemi K posted:

That's a very strange thing to suddenly come to mind, also I'm not a dude :psyduck:

I didn't mean anything less than innocent by the term (I've been using it since I was 3 or 4), but I'll stop since it really seems like a weird fetish/paraphilia thing to everyone (:stonk:)

Serious question, are you 80? That sounds like something an old biddy says.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Who What Now posted:

Serious question, are you 80? That sounds like something an old biddy says.

I'm 21. I'm just the first-born and my mom's been slipping into "confined to the bed permanently" status over the past decade or so and has continued having children, so I've been heavily involved in the care of small children for about half my life.

The latest one is the same age as the "Forum Babby" avatar and she says there won't be anymore, but we'll see where that goes.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

Noyemi K posted:

I'm 21. I'm just the first-born and my mom's been slipping into "confined to the bed permanently" status over the past decade or so and has continued having children, so I've been heavily involved in the care of small children for about half my life.

The latest one is the same age as the "Forum Babby" avatar and she says there won't be anymore, but we'll see where that goes.

Yikes, that's really sad. I'm sorry :/ is your mom part of Quiverful or...?

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Yikes, that's really sad. I'm sorry :/ is your mom part of Quiverful or...?

This combo... it's perfect.

Also I have a feeling this thread is about to take a serious turn for the dark/ :wtf:

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Yikes, that's really sad. I'm sorry :/ is your mom part of Quiverful or...?

No, we're not even a religious family (only my grandmother is religious and she's a very loose and liberal christian who doesn't attend church or make religious references). I'm not sure why she's had so many, but she told me birth control doesn't work as well for black women (I don't get it :psyduck:) and she got pregnant with the latest while both her legs were broken.


:siren:UPDATE ON THE SNOOPY POST:siren:

Nobody's taken the bait at all :(

Edit: actually my stepdad and my biological dad are both white vvv

Noyemi K has a new favorite as of 05:21 on Nov 18, 2014

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Noyemi K posted:

No, we're not even a religious family (only my grandmother is religious and she's a very loose and liberal christian who doesn't attend church or make religious references). I'm not sure why she's had so many, but she told me birth control doesn't work as well for black women (I don't get it :psyduck:) and she got pregnant with the latest while both her legs were broken.

Holy poo poo.

Edit: do condoms not work on black dicks, or do black vaginae eat away the latex?

Edit 2: ^^ Yeah, the second half of the question was meant to cover that possibility.

Centripetal Horse has a new favorite as of 06:04 on Nov 18, 2014

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

Noyemi K posted:

No, we're not even a religious family (only my grandmother is religious and she's a very loose and liberal christian who doesn't attend church or make religious references). I'm not sure why she's had so many, but she told me birth control doesn't work as well for black women (I don't get it :psyduck:) and she got pregnant with the latest while both her legs were broken.

:yikes:

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

Noyemi K posted:

No, we're not even a religious family (only my grandmother is religious and she's a very loose and liberal christian who doesn't attend church or make religious references). I'm not sure why she's had so many, but she told me birth control doesn't work as well for black women (I don't get it :psyduck:) and she got pregnant with the latest while both her legs were broken.


:siren:UPDATE ON THE SNOOPY POST:siren:

Nobody's taken the bait at all :(

Edit: actually my stepdad and my biological dad are both white vvv

Woman got some serious game.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
What a surprise, goons talking to a woman ended up awkward as poo poo.

aas Bandit
Sep 28, 2001
Oompa Loompa
Nap Ghost

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

What a surprise, goons talking to a woman ended up sort of fascinating.
Fixed that for you. Birth control not being effective for black women is a good starter, but seriously, this:

Noyemi K posted:

she got pregnant with the latest while both her legs were broken.
...there are just so many unanswered questions. :psyduck:

I'm picturing someone falling off a cliff into a random puddle of birth-control-proof spooge. Super-sperm, if you will.

Edit: "How is she, doc? Is she conscious yet?"
"She's still out. She got very banged-up. Both femurs are shattered...and she seems to be pregnant."

aas Bandit has a new favorite as of 06:22 on Nov 18, 2014

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
Uh, she had sex with her partner while her legs were broken, you loving dummy. You seriously think adults just don't have sex with their partners if they're in the mood?

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
This is and has been a very weird derail, let's look at some idiots on social media. There was a nice link in the tumblr thread full of juicy bits of "fat people logic":

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Uh, she had sex with her partner while her legs were broken, you loving dummy. You seriously think adults just don't have sex with their partners if they're in the mood?

Uh, she's spent too decades in various stages of getting pregnant or being pregnant, and didn't even take a break while she was laid up with two broken sticks. You seriously think adults can't gently caress without someone getting pregnant? Stop pretending you don't see what's loving weird about this. If you really don't, take a loving break from jerking off to broken-leg pregnancy fetish porn and read a goddamn book or something.

I am pretty sure the person who posted the story did so because she knew it was a bit unusual. How do you not?

Edit: your name rules when taken in conjunction with your post. Thank you for that.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

I would love to see more comments, especially whatever Orange was saying at the bottom.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
That's a really nice model lady named Tess in that photo, she does good things for women and although I think she could lose a little weight she doesn't deserve nastiness or ridicule and most certainly is not the person posting that on FB.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Centripetal Horse posted:

Uh, she's spent too decades in various stages of getting pregnant or being pregnant, and didn't even take a break while she was laid up with two broken sticks. You seriously think adults can't gently caress without someone getting pregnant? Stop pretending you don't see what's loving weird about this. If you really don't, take a loving break from jerking off to broken-leg pregnancy fetish porn and read a goddamn book or something.

I am pretty sure the person who posted the story did so because she knew it was a bit unusual. How do you not?

Edit: your name rules when taken in conjunction with your post. Thank you for that.

Hmmm, I see, so you favor the "fell off a cliff into a giant pool of sperm" theory over the "had sex" theory then?

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

Centripetal Horse posted:

Uh, she's spent too decades in various stages of getting pregnant or being pregnant, and didn't even take a break while she was laid up with two broken sticks. You seriously think adults can't gently caress without someone getting pregnant? Stop pretending you don't see what's loving weird about this. If you really don't, take a loving break from jerking off to broken-leg pregnancy fetish porn and read a goddamn book or something.

I am pretty sure the person who posted the story did so because she knew it was a bit unusual. How do you not?

Edit: your name rules when taken in conjunction with your post. Thank you for that.

As a non-fat, under 30 woman, I guarantee that I'm not jerking off to said porn, but yeah, it's not weird for a woman to get pregnant from having sex... Especially one that seems to like having children. Annnnnd that's the last time I'm gonna comment on this other goon lady's mom's sex life because she's right and this got really weird.

But for real, pretending fertile women don't get pregnant when they have sex or pretending disabled or injured people don't have sex is loving retarded.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
Fats can be very sweet, or very bitter. The ones you usually hear about (and the ones that are fun to poke fun at) are the bitter ones:

aas Bandit
Sep 28, 2001
Oompa Loompa
Nap Ghost

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Uh, she had sex with her partner while her legs were broken, you loving dummy. You seriously think adults just don't have sex with their partners if they're in the mood?

Shhh. I know. It's okay.
Unclench a little; sometimes there are jokes here.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

Noyemi K posted:

Fats can be very sweet, or very bitter. The ones you usually hear about (and the ones that are fun to poke fun at) are the bitter ones:



"No doc, my diet is great, I drink 2-3 glasses of ranch dressing with every meal. It works well cause ranch has no calories, since it's a liquid. Same reason why drinking milk doesn't give you anything, it just passes right on through!"

Also I'd say sever if your friend thinks so much as looking at a calorie count makes you anorexic but it seems like she may take care of that for you.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
Ah yes, "falling into a pool of sperm" is the center of all my jokes on a forum full of autists as well.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Noyemi K posted:

Fats can be very sweet, or very bitter. The ones you usually hear about (and the ones that are fun to poke fun at) are the bitter ones:



Holy poo poo! I honestly thought those last two comments were people being sarcastic.

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Noyemi K posted:

Fats can be very sweet, or very bitter. The ones you usually hear about (and the ones that are fun to poke fun at) are the bitter ones:


Jesus, they straight-up sound like the kind of fat people internet jerks invented to make up stories with.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Stuntman posted:

Jesus, they straight-up sound like the kind of fat people internet jerks invented to make up stories with.

I know a lot of people like that. It's very strange. There's a point where you get so committed to laziness and your love of large quantities of poo poo ANY food, that you become a caricature.

Noyemi K has a new favorite as of 07:19 on Nov 18, 2014

Superrodan
Nov 27, 2007

Noyemi K posted:

Fats can be very sweet, or very bitter. The ones you usually hear about (and the ones that are fun to poke fun at) are the bitter ones:



This has to be fake. It's just so over the top, like it's meant to create a strawman that people can point to when talking about people against fat shaming.

aas Bandit
Sep 28, 2001
Oompa Loompa
Nap Ghost

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

a forum full of autists

You seem upset. Let's post dumb stuff off Facebook instead:

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Superrodan posted:

This has to be fake. It's just so over the top, like it's meant to create a strawman that people can point to when talking about people against fat shaming.

http://thisisthinprivilege.tumblr.com/ This is genuine so it's not exactly a strawman when this poo poo really does happen.


aas Bandit posted:

You seem upset. Let's post dumb stuff off Facebook instead:



What if I'm not racist AND want to die? What then, huh?

aas Bandit
Sep 28, 2001
Oompa Loompa
Nap Ghost

Tracula posted:

What if I'm not racist AND want to die? What then, huh?

C'mon man, they're not mutually exclusive. Just like and keep scrolling.
...makes you think.

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



Tracula posted:

http://thisisthinprivilege.tumblr.com/ This is genuine so it's not exactly a strawman when this poo poo really does happen.

YOU COUNT CALORIES THEREFORE YOU ARE ANOREXIC sounded like someone being sarcastic at first and then I kept reading and with the casual racism I'm still not sure that the person is being serious. It's just too much of a perfect strawman.

I can definitely believe that the person who doesn't believe in calories in liquid goes through a case of soda per day.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Hey guys, have some blatant racism! I'm guessing Daily Stormer is like a 4Chan support-website or something.

http://www.dailystormer.com/the-new-pantsupdontloot-billboard-campaign-contribute-now-to-save-the-world-from-black-people/

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
It's affiliated with Stormfront. A tad bit worse than 4chan.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

RareAcumen posted:

Hey guys, have some blatant racism! I'm guessing Daily Stormer is like a 4Chan support-website or something.

http://www.dailystormer.com/the-new-pantsupdontloot-billboard-campaign-contribute-now-to-save-the-world-from-black-people/

Well, now it's time to clear my history.

I mean, the name, the icon... really all that needs to be shared.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
Really, really wish I hadn't clicked that link.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Small Frozen Thing posted:

It's affiliated with Stormfront. A tad bit worse than 4chan.

Yeah. Judging by the name and imagery I figured that it was a Stormfront thing.


Gimnbo posted:

YOU COUNT CALORIES THEREFORE YOU ARE ANOREXIC sounded like someone being sarcastic at first and then I kept reading and with the casual racism I'm still not sure that the person is being serious. It's just too much of a perfect strawman.

I can definitely believe that the person who doesn't believe in calories in liquid goes through a case of soda per day.

Yeah, This is Thin Privilege on Tumblr really his that whole Poes Law thing perfectly.

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Small Frozen Thing posted:

It's affiliated with Stormfront. A tad bit worse than 4chan.

From the comments on the article, I was expecting 4chan. I don't know Stormfront that well so I thought they were the guys panicking over white people being eradicated [somehow?] and also they're super crazy racist and also totally unaware of it.

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