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haljordan posted:No matter how far I turn my head I can see Beth's blinding white teeth in my peripheral vision. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNe8Am8BGk0
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kylej posted:
I think the suit is fit all wrong. The jacket buttons up too high and there's no telling where his waist really is. He kinda looks like he's wearing his pants up to his nipples, which doesn't help that his legs are so thin and feet so big that he looks like a stereotypical old man.
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Nov 17, 2014 05:56
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Beth is hot but she does look like she was made by one of those amusement park cartoon artists
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Nov 17, 2014 05:58
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Haha, wow. All my life, any time a show or movie or something does the 'ding!' when showing off shiny, white teeth, I immediately hear 'Love that Joker!'.
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Nov 17, 2014 08:27
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Howard isn't a supermodel or anything, but stroll on down to Hardee's at 6am if you want to see what the average 60 year old looks like. He isn't fat, he isn't bald, his teeth are still white, I mean drat, what the hell do you expect to look like at 60?
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Nov 17, 2014 12:40
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kylej posted:
I can't help but think that dog is mimicking how Howard really feels. Is anyone actually looking forward to the Beth interview? I'm dreading the amount of replays it's sure to get
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Nov 17, 2014 14:39
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Nov 17, 2014 15:00
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Tomorrow. I canceled my Sirius subscription a couple weeks ago and told them to let it run out the rest of the current month, which I think also ends tomorrow. With Joy Behar today and Deirdre tomorrow, I'm okay with that.
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Nov 17, 2014 16:14
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So Pauly Shore has a podcast now. Check out they Andy Dick episode if you want to hear an absolute train wreck. Andy is drunk out his mind while Pauly interviews him, then he plays the interview back to Andy's son, Lucas, to get his reaction. http://www.paulyshore.com/interested/2014/9/23/interested-episode-3-pauly-interviews-andy-dick-lucas-dick-andys-son-comments
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Nov 17, 2014 17:38
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Jesus Christ everyone has a podcast now. Which reminds me, Gilbert's most recent is an interview with Bob Saget and it's great. Two filthy, no filter comedians going at it.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:50
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Jose Oquendo posted:Jesus Christ everyone has a podcast now. Except Bob Saget is the biggest hack in the business
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Nov 17, 2014 18:21
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CortezFantastic posted:Except Bob Saget is the biggest hack in the business Really? I did not know that. I don't pay much attention to the world of stand up.
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Nov 17, 2014 18:57
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Jose Oquendo posted:Really? I did not know that. I don't pay much attention to the world of stand up. Just a personal opinion. I really do not find him funny or interesting at all. He has just been riding that wave of 'dirty comic was TV Dad' thing for too long.
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Nov 17, 2014 21:08
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I'd agree with that, really. I just thought the interview was pretty good because they were able to riff pretty well and they both got the references they made.
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Nov 17, 2014 21:16
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kylej posted:Howard looks... bizarre. I mean, objectively he looks great for 60, but it also looks like he's had more work done to his face. There's something unnatural about it. I don't understand why he would spend thousands of dollars to get work done on his face but still have a haircut that most reputable stylists wouldn't allow you to leave the salon with. Does he go somewhere and ask for a "jet black crushed poodle" for his cut? The guy could spend $50 at a halfway decent salon and be made to look half his age (but he should spend more to get that mop fixed properly).
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Nov 18, 2014 16:30
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InfiniteZero posted:...but still have a haircut that most reputable stylists wouldn't allow you to leave the salon with. So, is this Ralph's fault?
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Nov 18, 2014 16:41
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:So, is this Ralph's fault? I don't understand the process that led to Ralph being Howard's stylist. He was a fan of the show and sent in some movie props he made and next thing you know he's Howard's stylist? Is that pretty much how it went?
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Spacemonkey57 posted:I don't understand the process that led to Ralph being Howard's stylist. He was a fan of the show and sent in some movie props he made and next thing you know he's Howard's stylist? Is that pretty much how it went? I think he got a job on the Channel 9 show doing effects make up and wormed his way into Howard's life that way. I love the letter in 'Miss America' from the two gay fans who say 'even we think Ralph is a fag'
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Nov 18, 2014 17:21
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Beth's cheated on every guy she's been in a relationship with huh? Ouch.
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Nov 18, 2014 17:33
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chrisnorton posted:Beth's cheated on every guy she's been in a relationship with huh? Ouch. What? Edit: If that came out from Benjy's interview then we really need to give him some credit.
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Nov 18, 2014 17:47
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EngineerJoe posted:What? It did. She said she was in her 20's, like that makes it ok. The interview was a train wreck though. People (Robin) constantly interrupting (sometimes in a funny manner) and a fair bit of Benjy vortex. I don't think anyone on the staff will bring it up again but King of all Blacks might.
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Nov 18, 2014 18:04
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:So, is this Ralph's fault? Howard's hair stylist is named Toni Coburn. Ralph just does clothes (though I'm sure could change his hair style too).
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Nov 18, 2014 18:04
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musclecoder posted:Howard's hair stylist is named Toni Coburn. Ralph just does clothes (though I'm sure could change his hair style too). The same person he's been with for 20+ years right? A good stylist will always be educating themselves on new styles and techniques. Also  that Beth is a chronic cheater.
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Nov 18, 2014 18:13
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Oh please, guys. Howard is just like his parents. He finds a routine and sticks with it. His clothes are one thing but he found the hair he likes and that's going to be it. There's nothing Toni is going to do to convince him otherwise. The last 20 years of that man's life have been a strict regiment designed to produce a safe, structured environment for his neurotic psyche. Being fashion-forward with his hairstyle is the last thing he's ever going to care about or want to do.
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Nov 18, 2014 18:27
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Did they bring up Beth's high school principal? That is the creepiest, shadiest poo poo ever and I want to know if he hosed her / is in jail for videotaping the girls' locker room or some poo poo.
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beep by grandpa posted:Did they bring up Beth's high school principal? That is the creepiest, shadiest poo poo ever and I want to know if he hosed her / is in jail for videotaping the girls' locker room or some poo poo. I know I ask this about every 5 pages for various things brought up here, but what the hell's this about?
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Nov 18, 2014 20:09
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Can't wait to hear this interview then. It sounds like Beth thought somehow it would make her marriage with Howard seem strong since she never cheated on him. Poor Howie ain't gonna be able to sleep tonight.
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Nov 18, 2014 20:13
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I know I ask this about every 5 pages for various things brought up here, but what the hell's this about? If I remember correctly, Beth was suspended for some reason and had to stay home. The principal would come and personally visit her during his lunch break. I don't know if it's been investigated more than that. I haven't listened to the Benjy interview yet - did he bring up the stuff about Beth's dad losing his dentist license?
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Nov 18, 2014 20:28
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He also cried when she graduated.
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Bonzo posted:He also cried when she graduated. And then used those tears as lube while he jerked it to her memory. Ahhhhhhh young love. Also if you're Beth's father how do you not pummel that principal into the ground like a railroad spike with a shovel? haljordan fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Nov 18, 2014 |
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Nov 18, 2014 22:52
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haljordan posted:And then used those tears as lube while he jerked it to her memory. He probably gave up after awhile, can't murder everyone on the planet.
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Nov 19, 2014 02:40
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AxeManiac posted:He probably gave up after awhile, can't murder everyone on the planet. poo poo, your kid could get murdered in most public schools and the principal wouldn't come to your house.
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Nov 19, 2014 02:50
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AxeManiac posted:He probably gave up after awhile, can't murder everyone on the planet. Their family is some sort of Leave It To Beaver utopia that was shattered by the Sandusky scandal at Penn State which is when Howard I think first talked about her principal in high school
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Nov 19, 2014 02:50
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haljordan posted:poo poo, your kid could get murdered in most public schools and the principal wouldn't come to your house. Did you know Howard was murdered every week in his nightmare of a high school?
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Nov 19, 2014 03:40
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AxeManiac posted:He probably gave up after awhile, can't murder everyone on the planet. I bet Medicaid fraud is really time consuming.
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Nov 19, 2014 03:55
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AxeManiac posted:Did you know Howard was murdered every week in his nightmare of a high school? They beat him with chains and stole his pants.
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Nov 19, 2014 12:57
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prefect posted:They beat him with chains and stole his pants. His story is truly the basis of Roots
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Nov 19, 2014 18:46
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They replayed Sal's interview with Beth from back in 04 today on 101 and I forgot how funny that was. Sal crackin wise and Artie with his high pitch laugh everytime Sal took a chop at Beth. I literally lol'ed at Beth plugging herself being on the cover of FHM and Sal popping off "FHM....Found Howard's Money" .
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Nov 21, 2014 03:51
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Sal is the funniest staff member, intentionally and unintentionally
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I'm dying to hear Sal interview Beth but can't find it on youtube. Anybody have a link?
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