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RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

m2pt5 posted:

I'm not entirely sure this was the word that was meant to be used there.

And yet it seems to be accurate.

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Davfff: Oct 27, 2008

*psst*, it's not serious.

# ? Nov 18, 2014 19:55

Vaginaface: Aug 26, 2013; HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!

bottybot posted:

Somewhere, somehow, there six hundred million bible story cat towels out there

# ? Nov 18, 2014 20:03

Flash Gordon Ramsay: Sep 28, 2004; Grimey Drawer

m2pt5 posted:

I'm not entirely sure this was the word that was meant to be used there.

Dude who made a limited edition (only 600,000,000 made) towel is named Fictitio and yet that's what you question.

# ? Nov 18, 2014 20:06

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

A towel wouldn't lie. Would it?

# ? Nov 18, 2014 20:09

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~; College Slice

Phlegmish posted:

A towel wouldn't lie. Would it?

Just ask the author of A Million Tiny Fibers, Steven McTowelie.

# ? Nov 18, 2014 20:12

funtax: Feb 28, 2001; Forum Veteran

Vaginaface posted:

Somewhere, somehow, there six hundred million bible story cat towels out there

I'm not sure if there are 600 million of them, but you can buy the towel here. It's based on the commemorative plate (made from Armitage Shanks Urinal Grade Porcelain) that Viz Comics actually put out in the 1990s.

# ? Nov 18, 2014 20:53

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Because when you only want the best, you spring for urinal-grade.

# ? Nov 18, 2014 21:25

Hra Mormo: Mar 6, 2008; The Internet Man

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

A local police department released this "sketch" of a suspect in an aassault.

The suspect appears to be the nerevarine.

# ? Nov 18, 2014 23:10

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I was going to say "it should be a duck lamp" but holy poo poo he's done one of those as well:

Edit: Link for the useful diagram of how to make a duck lamp - take a lamp, put it in a duck.

And yet no gooseneck lamp... :eng99:

# ? Nov 19, 2014 01:47

Derek of the Andes: Dec 10, 2009

Choco1980 posted:

Because when you only want the best, you spring for urinal-grade.

No poo poo.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 01:53

Meatwave: Feb 21, 2014; Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.

Breaking news:

James Franco was a 70s bluegrass player.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 04:03

Shwqa: Feb 13, 2012

Meatwave posted:

Breaking news:

James Franco was a 70s bluegrass player.

But there are two James Franco s in that album. Which is the real one?

# ? Nov 19, 2014 04:20

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Yeah, it's no big secret that most of your a-list celebrities are immortals who change their identities every so often.

Here's a photo of Jay-Z taken in 1939:

Here's Orlando Bloom in 1880:

And Rocky himself, Sylvester Stallone, captured in a fresco by Raphael:

# ? Nov 19, 2014 04:25

Doctor Bishop: Oct 22, 2013; To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Also, Keanu Reeves.

1875

1530

# ? Nov 19, 2014 04:47

Baldbeard: Mar 26, 2011

RandomFerret posted:

And Rocky himself, Sylvester Stallone, captured in a fresco by Raphael:

Holy poo poo, I laughed so hard. His face was the last one I checked.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 04:57

Chinaman7000: Nov 28, 2003

Baldbeard posted:

Holy poo poo, I laughed so hard. His face was the last one I checked.

Exact same here. Kept going "yeah... Maybe that's the one he means" until I got to it.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 05:03

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

syscall girl posted:

Instructions For

Lambspoke

I seem to reread these ever two or three years and they do not disappoint.

e: and that Insidious Beast in case you missed it

I've read all of these and they're actually really good. Any more frontpage Zack Parsons weird fiction (is that even the genre?)?

# ? Nov 19, 2014 06:03

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Frostwerks posted:

I've read all of these and they're actually really good. Any more frontpage Zack Parsons weird fiction (is that even the genre?)?

I don't think he has any other long serials like those but Blue Stripe is a series of comedy vignettes set in the sci-fi universes of Terminator, Star Trek, The Matrix etc.

And there's little things like The Wendy Show.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 06:10

John Liver: May 4, 2009

Doctor Bishop posted:

Also, Keanu Reeves.

1875

1530

And before there was Iron Man, there was George Templeton Strong:

# ? Nov 19, 2014 06:56

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I was going to say "it should be a duck lamp" but holy poo poo he's done one of those as well:

Edit: Link for the useful diagram of how to make a duck lamp - take a lamp, put it in a duck.

I hate it when my duck goes lamp

# ? Nov 19, 2014 07:43

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

You can get a cure for that at your neighborhood yard sard.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 08:26

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Meatwave posted:

Breaking news:

James Franco was a 70s bluegrass player.

So was Edward Norton.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 09:38

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

And no one noticed Michael Caine smiling behind Silvio Berlusconi.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 09:42

Quint Gets Eaten: Apr 23, 2014

Chinaman7000 posted:

Exact same here. Kept going "yeah... Maybe that's the one he means" until I got to it.

Same. I thought it was the guy to the immediate right of the pope/bishop/whatever and I was like "I can see it I guess, but..." Then I saw Sly and I loving lost it.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 12:18

hazza: Mar 25, 2005; I couldn't see him, therefore I knew he was there.

Meatwave posted:

Breaking news:

James Franco was a 70s bluegrass player.

Ah, so this is before Dave Grohl started drumming for Nirvana.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 12:44

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~; College Slice

Frostwerks posted:

I've read all of these and they're actually really good. Any more frontpage Zack Parsons weird fiction (is that even the genre?)?

He's published a few books. Liminal States is drat good, and definitely "weird fiction." There's a sort of prequel on the main site:

http://www.somethingawful.com/series/the-reificant/

# ? Nov 19, 2014 13:35

Buzkashi: Feb 4, 2003; College Slice

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I don't understand, what does this have to do with the president on his way out?

Oh, LAMP duck. My bad.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 13:44

HiHo ChiRho: Oct 23, 2010

Ave Cagia

# ? Nov 19, 2014 15:00

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Quint Gets Eaten posted:

Same. I thought it was the guy to the immediate right of the pope/bishop/whatever and I was like "I can see it I guess, but..." Then I saw Sly and I loving lost it.

I'm as entertained that this happened to so many people as the picture itself.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 16:26

Birb Katter: Sep 18, 2010; BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Quiet Feet posted:

I hate it when my duck goes lamp

This needs more attention

# ? Nov 19, 2014 16:27

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

IslamoNazi posted:

This needs more attention

Dude, he's embarrassed enough as it is!

# ? Nov 19, 2014 16:59

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

This is a child's t-shirt:

# ? Nov 19, 2014 17:41

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Which is a shame because I think there's not a soul on this site who wouldn't wear it.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 17:44

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

There was a really good one of Simon Pegg but for the life of me, I can't find it. The only reason there's so much lookalikes of celebrities is because their faces are well known. There very well could be one of you floating out there, but you're nobody so it goes unrecognized. makes u think

# ? Nov 19, 2014 18:36

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

dickbutt will probably outlive SA by a few decades

# ? Nov 19, 2014 19:16

Admiral Bosch: Apr 19, 2007; Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

A local police department released this "sketch" of a suspect in an aassault.

It...it's you! The Arena Grand Champion!

# ? Nov 19, 2014 20:19

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

VanSandman posted:

dickbutt will probably outlive SA by a few decades

I like to imagine it'll be the "Kirby was here"
There will be dickbutt graffiti on our Mars city domes.

# ? Nov 19, 2014 20:56

Mr. Gibbycrumbles: Aug 30, 2004; Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Hra Mormo posted:

The suspect appears to be the nerevarine.

Admiral Bosch posted:

It...it's you! The Arena Grand Champion!

Hahaha, I was gonna say this screams Bethesda art, but you guys beat me to it.

Good times.

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Planet Piss: Dec 18, 2006; hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

Mouse Dresser posted:

This is a child's t-shirt:

That's an amazingly good photoshop. Fooled the hell out of me for sure. Here's the real one:

# ? Nov 19, 2014 21:12

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