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Pick posted:prometheus just tards its whole way to the end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLbcZggwVCw
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:That was probably the dumbest movie/book I have read from Stephen King. And I have absorbed alot of Stephen King media Wait wait wait wait...they made a movie of Dreamcatcher?? This is the most hosed up thing GBS has ever revealed to me, even my first goatse doesn't compare. I just...I dunno. I shall look back upon all these years, all these years I lived in blessed ignorance of knowing that Dreamcatcher was a book I once made the mistake of reading but thinking that no one was dumb enough to make it into a movie. I have seen the depths of reality, the lowest of the low. Beyond all the subatomic particles, below the quarks and the gluons and crap, some say the universe is made up of strings. But they are not strings, nothing so innocent. For now I know the truth: the universe consists entirely...of poo poo weasels.
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In Battlefield Earth one of the legs of the tripod holding the camera is broken the entire movie.
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In Casper (1995), the titular character has been a ghost the whole time!
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fyodor posted:Casper is a dead child in a children's movie. In the movie, wasn't he given the chance to come back from the dead, but gave the opportunity to a middle-aged man instead? Kinda hosed up, I mean there's a guy who's already lived a decent enough life and had all the chances and on the other side there's a kid who never got to experience anything much before dying. Also the guy's a bit of a douchebag anyway and the kid never even got to reach puberty and have his first disappointing sexual experience with a girl. But nope, middle aged man comes back because his teenaged daughter would be sad her dad's dead but can still interact with her in a meaningful fashion just not exist physically. IronClaymore fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Sep 25, 2014 |
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IronClaymore posted:In the movie, wasn't he given the chance to come back from the dead, but gave the opportunity to a middle-aged man instead? Kinda hosed up, I mean there's a guy who's already lived a decent enough life and had all the chances and on the other side there's a kid who never got to experience anything much before dying. Also the guy's a bit of a douchebag anyway and the kid never even got to reach puberty and have his first disappointing sexual experience with a girl. the middle-aged guy also dies in the middle of the film by falling down a manhole while drunk. a man who would go on to great things, clearly. if a movie contains the entire plot of another film, does that make it a better movie? because the plot twist from the end of Sixth Sense happens something like 20 minutes into Beetlejuice
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IronClaymore posted:Wait wait wait wait...they made a movie of Dreamcatcher?? This is the most hosed up thing GBS has ever revealed to me, even my first goatse doesn't compare. Not only that, it was directed by the guy who wrote Empire Strikes Back and the screenplay was adapted by William Goldman (aka: The Princess Bride/Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid guy). The movie sucks hardcore.
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at the end of the Never Ending Story, ATREYYYYYUUUUUUU
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In Mulholland Drive, the entire film is a dream and the ending is shite. Also; bitch killed her actress competitor. Please don't waste 3 good hours of your life.
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Lord Foppington posted:In Mulholland Drive, the entire film is a dream and the ending is shite. Also; bitch killed her actress competitor. Please don't waste 3 good hours of your life. You forgot the best part-- the entire film is a dream the actress is having while sobbing and masturbating. Also the scene with Naomi Watts making out with a guy 30-40 years her senior is the only part of the movie you're going to remember and you will hate your brain for it.
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in Half Baked, Bob Saget sucks dicks for crack
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In Mean Girls alicia silverstone doesnt get her tits out
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Seinfeld: A XXX Parody - they all have sex except for 'Gorge'.
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in the end of Elysium, matt damon turns into a n alien
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at the end of Gone Girl, the main character still can't manage an American accent.
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in my home made amateur porno i cant cum and it ends up with me jacking myself off while my gf says 'its ok baby these things happen, its not a problem'
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In Heat, Al Pacino shoots robert deniro on a runway
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client posted:At the end of Primer it is revealed that the movie isn't very good Poster Client doesn't have good taste! 
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Ignoarints posted:promethesus was one of those A-list movies that most people liked and was hyped up that I actually immediately disliked for major plot problems. And I like most movies for some reason or another, including pretty much all the movies you hated This sounds a lot better than the toilet paper that was the comics that it is taken from. Mark Miller is terrible.
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At the end of Revenge of the Nerds 4, Booger does eventually get married, Betty gives birth to a healthy baby boy, and the newly married couple tell Heidie, the little orphan girl, they would like to adopt her.
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Erfsom posted:At the end of Revenge of the Nerds 4, Booger does eventually get married, Betty gives birth to a healthy baby boy, and the newly married couple tell Heidie, the little orphan girl, they would like to adopt her. thanks a lot, rear end in a top hat 
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In Alien: Resurrection a big aborted baby is also an alien and gets sucked out into space.
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Smythe-Snudlington posted:In Magic Magic you will never ever find out what is causing all the weirdness, why Juno Temple has been abruptly shipped off to her cousin's house or anything at all. Even if you watch the full credits with the assumption that there must be a cutscene that explains at least something. This leaves you with a film in which a group of selfish young adults whine and attention seek for the full running time, without even a horrible murder for light relief. Like reading a 20 year old's facebook page really. And Michale Cera's character is an incomprehensible douche that speaks some spanish. In Crystal Fairy, Michale Cera's character is an incomprehensible douche that speaks some spanish and really likes drugs. Then he's means to a cloying ugly girl. He kind of learns a lesson. Maybe.
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In Dick Tracy, Scarface killed marilyn monroe and Dick Face did a stage fatality, throwing Scarface off a railing.
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In Dracula Untold Edward suffers from his horrible curse that grants him super powers to protect bella.
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Fury is pretty drat good up until the climax when it ends with some BULLSHIT.
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In S.Darko you can tell that no one involved in making the movie had any idea of what they were doing.
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Volume posted:In S.Darko you can tell that no one involved in making the movie had any idea of what they were doing. to be fair neither did the dude who made the original movie
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In The Covenant (2006), all the acting and writing is godawful. The movie has all the laziness of a porno without the porn. If you don't walk out before the last scene, you'll get to experience action at a pace that's a total disjoint with the climactic music. You'll hate that you stayed. There's no camp. No ironic 'so bad it's good' feeling. As you watch it, you'll identify ways the film's components could have been changed slightly to be watchable. The director went on to do decent work. The writer was a dud. Ignore that this ever existed.
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In Birth of a Nation, the racists lose, then win.
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In Snitch The Rock cries a lot.
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In interstellar christopher nolan's daughter cries a lot and then dies
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Frailty: The father (Bill Paxton) actually did have powers, and Mathew McLincon-Ad is the younger brother and kills the detective (who is a murderer).
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In Moon it turns out he is on the moon. In Prometheus Noomi Rapace and Michael Fassbender's head set off to demand an explanation for the movie they were just in.
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in the avengers it all leads up to a stupid boss battle with dumb cgi aliens from a wormhole with giant space worms and its bad the whole movie is bad and boring and the ending means nothing to anyone
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david... posted:in the avengers it all leads up to a stupid boss battle with dumb cgi aliens from a wormhole with giant space worms and its bad the whole movie is bad and boring and the ending means nothing to anyone The best part of the movie, literally the only reason to watch it, 13 seconds
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In The Dark Knight Rises you'll wish the movie was over half way in and when it's all over you wish you never sat down to watch it.
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in star wars 7 yoda is lukes father
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Tamerlame posted:In Alien: Resurrection a big aborted baby is also an alien and gets sucked out into space. Was that the one where Ripley plays basketball and uses her alien powers to show off?
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