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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Miles Vorkosigan posted:

Obama has become a dictator and the Senate is putting a plan into motion that would stop him and restore the republic? :confused:

Lol the senators that assassinated Caesar weren't interested in restoring the republic. They were patricians who felt threatened by Caesar's populist rule.

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duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Taciturn Tactician posted:

Not knowing that isn't the same as thinking "well they'll probably give us a discount to be nice." All I'm saying is it's not as ridiculous a mistaken belief as you're making it out to be.

e: also in a beautiful hypothetical world oil prices would actually be competitive so if a refiner was saving $2 per gallon they would be inclined to make it $1 a gallon cheaper so they'd still have better profits but would also undercut competition.

Also the US asked for right of first purchase from Keystone XL and was denied so we'll have to pay the same as everyone else.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

pwn posted:





:stare: No True Scotsman, indeed.

Wow this rabbi attack has really pushed Kirschen over the edge

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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JaggerMcDagger posted:

Time to "Settle"

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Labels: antisemitism, Arabs, crowd funding, indiegogo, Islamist. terror, palestinian, PLO, terror attacks

Let's provide some context for this cartoon. Yesterday, two Palestinian activists attacked a synagogue in Jerusalem - reputedly in response to the suspected murder of a Palestinian bus driver earlier in the week - and killed four rabbis before being themselves killed by the police. To this, Benjamin Netenyahu promised "a harsh response". Now, in case you missed it: the perpetrators were apprehended and killed at the scene. Bibi has therefore openly declared his intent to take revenge on innocent people, and Kirschen is cheerleading it.

Whoever said this was close to a pro-genocide cartoon was incorrect. It's absolutely a pro-genocide cartoon.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Jedit posted:

Let's provide some context for this cartoon. Yesterday, two Palestinian activists attacked a synagogue in Jerusalem - reputedly in response to the suspected murder of a Palestinian bus driver earlier in the week - and killed four rabbis before being themselves killed by the police. To this, Benjamin Netenyahu promised "a harsh response". Now, in case you missed it: the perpetrators were apprehended and killed at the scene. Bibi has therefore openly declared his intent to take revenge on innocent people, and Kirschen is cheerleading it.

Whoever said this was close to a pro-genocide cartoon was incorrect. It's absolutely a pro-genocide cartoon.

A missing detail in this is that Hamas praised the attack, but this is only a useful detail in that it clarifies that Netanyahu cannot distinguish between the phrases "Hamas praised" and "Hamas directly ordered", or indeed the word "Hamas" and the phrase "anyone we can find"

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's been thinking constantly about Die Hard every time I check the news.

YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT

HO HO HO

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Jedit posted:

Let's provide some context for this cartoon. Yesterday, two Palestinian activists attacked a synagogue in Jerusalem - reputedly in response to the suspected murder of a Palestinian bus driver earlier in the week - and killed four rabbis before being themselves killed by the police. To this, Benjamin Netenyahu promised "a harsh response". Now, in case you missed it: the perpetrators were apprehended and killed at the scene. Bibi has therefore openly declared his intent to take revenge on innocent people, and Kirschen is cheerleading it.

Whoever said this was close to a pro-genocide cartoon was incorrect. It's absolutely a pro-genocide cartoon.

I don't see why Netanyahu's reaction would surprise anyone. Israel openly practices a North-Korean style "punish the family" policy when it comes to crimes commited by Palestinians, crimes suspected to be commited by Palestinians, or crimes commited against Palestinians.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Monkey Fracas posted:

YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT

HO HO HO

NOW I HAVE THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS SOCIALISM

HO HO HO

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Jedit posted:

Let's provide some context for this cartoon. Yesterday, two Palestinian activists attacked a synagogue in Jerusalem - reputedly in response to the suspected murder of a Palestinian bus driver earlier in the week - and killed four rabbis before being themselves killed by the police. To this, Benjamin Netenyahu promised "a harsh response". Now, in case you missed it: the perpetrators were apprehended and killed at the scene. Bibi has therefore openly declared his intent to take revenge on innocent people, and Kirschen is cheerleading it.

Whoever said this was close to a pro-genocide cartoon was incorrect. It's absolutely a pro-genocide cartoon.

The homes of the perpetrators (where their families still live) were seized and are slated for demolition and resettlement in response, btw

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Fried Chicken posted:

The homes of the perpetrators (where their families still live) were seized and are slated for demolition and resettlement in response, btw
Very old testament

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

I don't know if this reference to a cartoon titled "Join or Die" is the best metaphor for this situation...

zoux posted:

He's making a bad analogy but the knowledge that net neutrality prevents the creation of inequal services on the internet at all is a step above Ted Cruz's "NN is the opposite of what I think it is".

Lets not start using the insane opinions of Ted Cruz as a goalpost.

1
The smuggest donkey.

2
Society is the real racist.

3
An eye for an eye makes right.

4
Uhhh....

5
Whichever wins, we lose.

6

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



I get that fire Obama oil is bad, but is there an actual point to anti-Keystone cartoons beyond "oil is bad (and we're totally going to stop depending on it without a pipeline)"?

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Internet Webguy posted:

5
Whichever wins, we lose.

How about neither?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





I don't think I've ever seen and Angelo Lopez cartoon that I didn't like. He seems like a cool dude and his facial expressions here are fantastic. Also, shades of this pic on the welcome sign guy:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Xander77 posted:

I get that fire Obama oil is bad, but is there an actual point to anti-Keystone cartoons beyond "oil is bad (and we're totally going to stop depending on it without a pipeline)"?

The pipeline is dangerous, sprawling, and wouldn't provide any of the benefits they claim it will. The republicans have even just backed into calling it a permanent jobs program, though the only jobs provided would be 50 security guard positions spread across the country.

tldr: it benefits the oil companies and literally nobody else

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Xander77 posted:

I get that fire Obama oil is bad, but is there an actual point to anti-Keystone cartoons beyond "oil is bad (and we're totally going to stop depending on it without a pipeline)"?

As I understand it the main purpose of the pipeline is so Canada can sell more oil to places that aren't the U.S., using American territory which would then be under risk from oil leaks, in exchange for the bribing of several prominent U.S. officials and the creation of 35 (count 'em, 35) permanent American jobs. There's really no upside for any American who isn't a congressman or one of those 35 people.

But yeah, the pipeline won't make us any more dependent on oil because none of it will be going to us. Unless I have no idea what I'm talking about which is also a possibility.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Internet Webguy posted:

5
Whichever wins, we lose.

We will take the jobs of the railroad employees to create a 'safe' and 'clean' method of transporting our oil.

Also, not pictured: Implied Obama pee pee doo doo.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.



Jarlsberg's ability to link any news item back to Obama is almost impressive.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

I'm not particularly pro pipeline, but Sack's point isn't dumb. Oil trains have been filling the void of the pipeline and they're very unregulated and dangerous.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Samuel Clemens posted:



Jarlsberg's ability to link any news item back to Obama is almost impressive.

Damnit when will Obama send out my state sanctioned baby mama!?

Eschatos
Apr 10, 2013


pictured: Big Cum's Most Monstrous Ambassador

Portals posted:

Is it just me or is Derf's art incredibly unappealing? Everything's knobbly and wrinkled and there's no fluidity to it at all. Or is that the point?

It's not just you. For the same reason, I can't stand looking at Enos cartoons.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Gravel Gravy posted:

Damnit when will Obama send out my state sanctioned baby mama!?
Good news: soon!
Bad news: they're an illegal immigrant.
Worse news: ebola or something. Racist ebola? Racist anti-Israel ebola? Yeah. That's what they have. In a jar. To throw at your jobs.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Eschatos posted:

It's not just you. For the same reason, I can't stand looking at Enos cartoons.

Art imitates life. Sometimes your art is ugly to reflect the ugliness of reality.

(Other times, you're Ted Rall and your art is ugly because you're a lovely artist.)

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Latuff is what Ted Rall wishes he was. Enos is what Ted Rall tells everyone he is but is too lazy to be.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

loquacius posted:

As I understand it the main purpose of the pipeline is so Canada can sell more oil to places that aren't the U.S., using American territory which would then be under risk from oil leaks, in exchange for the bribing of several prominent U.S. officials and the creation of 35 (count 'em, 35) permanent American jobs. There's really no upside for any American who isn't a congressman or one of those 35 people.

But yeah, the pipeline won't make us any more dependent on oil because none of it will be going to us. Unless I have no idea what I'm talking about which is also a possibility.

Even if they were selling it to us it wouldn't matter because it's a fungible resource whose price is set on a global market.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Mordiceius posted:

How about neither?

Steve Sack is usually One Of The Good Ones, alas.

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe

loquacius posted:

Latuff is what Ted Rall wishes he was. Enos is what Ted Rall tells everyone he is but is too lazy to be.

This belongs in the next OP.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

pwn posted:



:stare: No True Scotsman, indeed.

"The 'Ultra-Orthodox' anti-Zionists aren't real Ultra-Orthodox, they're just posing! I literally can't understand why an Orthodox Jew who wants a theocratic state ruled by Messiah wouldn't support the secular government of Israel!"

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Lol the senators that assassinated Caesar weren't interested in restoring the republic. They were patricians who felt threatened by Caesar's populist rule.
The metaphor keeps getting better!

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Internet Webguy posted:


2
Society is the real racist.

You should really wait until your kids are a little older before you expose them to Paul Combs cartoons.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Samuel Clemens posted:



Jarlsberg's ability to link any news item back to Obama is almost impressive.

Obama started the riots in Ferguson to wipe out with white man, WHY AREN'T THESE MINORITIES VOTING FOR US!!?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Internet Webguy posted:

I don't know if this reference to a cartoon titled "Join or Die" is the best metaphor for this situation...

This is exactly how I read it initially too, before figuring that it was meant to be,"Cut the head of the snake off and the body will die."

It's unusual for Bennett to produce a cartoon that can so easily get ABCed.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Miles Vorkosigan posted:

Obama has become a dictator and the Senate is putting a plan into motion that would stop him and restore the republic? :confused:
Caesar did nothing wrong and was killed by jealous men who wished to keep power for themselves and continue to abuse the common people :colbert:

I mean really its kind of amazing how Caesar is often portrayed as a classic case of ambition gone wrong, when the people who killed him were just as bad if not worse.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

achillesforever6 posted:

I mean really its kind of amazing how Caesar is often portrayed as a classic case of ambition gone wrong, when the people who killed him were just as bad if not worse.

The man killed a million gauls, before the civil wars even started. I think it's pretty safe to villainize him, whatever his opponents.

Chewbaccanator
Apr 7, 2010

cheetah7071 posted:

The man killed a million gauls, before the civil wars even started. I think it's pretty safe to villainize him, whatever his opponents.

I find it really interesting how Dante chose to portray the devil's three faces chewing Cassius and Brutus along with Judas in Inferno.

Bonus Question: Who would the Tea Party have being chewed? Along with Obama of course.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Chewbaccanator posted:

I find it really interesting how Dante chose to portray the devil's three faces chewing Cassius and Brutus along with Judas in Inferno.

Bonus Question: Who would the Tea Party have being chewed? Along with Obama of course.

Holder and Pelosi

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Fried Chicken posted:

Holder and Pelosi

Or, Sharpton and Pelosi?

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe

Chewbaccanator posted:

I find it really interesting how Dante chose to portray the devil's three faces chewing Cassius and Brutus along with Judas in Inferno.

Bonus Question: Who would the Tea Party have being chewed? Along with Obama of course.

Saul Alinsky and Woodrow Wilson.

Laughed before I realized it wasn't an edit.
VVVVVVVVV

Double Edit: Or isn't it? You actually got me visiting the DbD site...

Flip Yr Wig fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Nov 19, 2014

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

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Chewbaccanator
Apr 7, 2010
Please please please tell me you whipped that up in Photoshop.

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