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Akion
May 7, 2006
Grimey Drawer

efnii posted:

I don't understand what is going through the head of the guy who posts the same bike every four days for 3 months as if we all haven't seen it 100 times. Then he lowers the price from 4600 to 4550 and posts it for another 3 months. I need to tell him that maybe the problem is his photo shows the bike on its side in a swamp. Hmmmmm

"Adventure bike"

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BlackLaser
Dec 2, 2005

"Actual Human Garbage" posted:

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Yeah I was looking for Ducati's but now that I've seen your post for a 98 Goldwing I've changed my mind. Thanks for adding those keywords to your listing.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

BlackLaser posted:

Yeah I was looking for Ducati's but now that I've seen your post for a 98 Goldwing I've changed my mind. Thanks for adding those keywords to your listing.

Thanks for that! I've got an extra turn signal to sell and that will really help me reach the widest possible audience.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

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ActualHumanGarbage posted:

Motorcycle word salad

You've got to be loving kidding.

:lol: muscle trike

HenryJLittlefinger fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Nov 5, 2014

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




I get jokes too!!

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I get jokes too!!

t:mad: seems plausible

BlackLaser
Dec 2, 2005

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

t:mad: seems plausible


http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mcd/4741335520.html

Akion
May 7, 2006
Grimey Drawer
I feel like we should message him en masse "Gee! I was looking for a [unrelated bike in keywords] but this Goldwing just Tickles my Pickle! Can I come down to look at it tomorrow?"

Book his day up with fake appointments or something.

RadioPassive
Feb 26, 2012

See how far you can get by asking to see his bike, asking for a test ride, title verification, and all along refer to it as a Ducati. If he ever corrects you, act confused, the ad says Ducati right here.

Moral_Hazard
Aug 21, 2012

Rich Kid of Insurancegram

Akion posted:

I feel like we should message him en masse "Gee! I was looking for a [unrelated bike in keywords] but this Goldwing just Tickles my Pickle! Can I come down to look at it tomorrow?"

Book his day up with fake appointments or something.

That would be funny.

I'm not terribly surprised anymore, but reading sales ads still leaves still curious how people own a bike for 10 years and have less than 2000 miles on it.

Akion
May 7, 2006
Grimey Drawer

MoraleHazard posted:

That would be funny.

I'm not terribly surprised anymore, but reading sales ads still leaves still curious how people own a bike for 10 years and have less than 2000 miles on it.

I think some people fall in love with the idea of riding, or with the motorcycle itself, but not necessarily with actually riding. They may also just have so many obligations that they really cannot ride that much.

I look at it like snowboarding. I love it, I get a pass every year and shoot for a minimum of 40 days on the mountain. I know people that "love" it too, but can only swing a few weekends a year on the mountains because [reasons]. That said, there are also dudes that get in the triple-digits of days on-mountain and make me look like an amateur.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





Life imitating irony

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Life imitating irony

Informative, at least. From this list, I learned:

1) There's a police version of the Ulysses.

2) John Moses Browning is turning in his grave because his name is now emblazoned on a camouflage golf cart.

clutchpuck
Apr 30, 2004
ro-tard


Not only *ad title*, but I searched the SEATTLE craigslist for it.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

I just want to know what a Dodge Viper has to do with that listing.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

El Jebus posted:

I just want to know what a Dodge Viper has to do with that listing.

WILL TRADE FOR A PICKUP TRUCK OR DODGE VIPER CASH MY WAY

O'riginal
Jul 6, 2004
no images allowed
Fun Shoe

BlackLaser posted:

Yeah I was looking for Ducati's but now that I've seen your post for a 98 Goldwing I've changed my mind. Thanks for adding those keywords to your listing.

That fucker. It's because of this keyword bullshit that I stopped searching in anything except the fricken title of CL ads, plus a price I'd be comfortable with.

Added: Oh, I see, it's a dealer. Too bad it's a decent price for the bike. I'm gonna join in the flood of emails.

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:
Today's episode is brought to you by the letter S and the number 6.


Sunset's six; somber, sans saddle since Sportster season swan song Saturday. Snow soon, so safe storage. Sleep soundly, silenced star-spangled soul shaker.

Lynza
Jun 1, 2000

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein
I love you, Marv Hushman.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

Marv Hushman posted:

Today's episode is brought to you by the letter S and the number 6.


Sunset's six; somber, sans saddle since Sportster season swan song Saturday. Snow soon, so safe storage. Sleep soundly, silenced star-spangled soul shaker.

You are the hero Twitter deserves, not the heroes they have.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Not sarcastic and offensive enough. 3/5 stars.

prukinski
Dec 25, 2011

Sure why not

Marv Hushman posted:

Today's episode is brought to you by the letter S and the number 6.


Sunset's six; somber, sans saddle since Sportster season swan song Saturday. Snow soon, so safe storage. Sleep soundly, silenced star-spangled soul shaker.

http://youtu.be/q8449GMAuUw?t=2m02s

:golfclap:

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:
I am now, and will always remain--a duckman. I call that one Illiteration.

Don't know from Twitter, couldn't even tell you how it works. Yes, I'm aware that Amanda Bynes knows more about this technology than I do.

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

Marv Hushman posted:

I am now, and will always remain--a duckman. I call that one Illiteration.

Don't know from Twitter, couldn't even tell you how it works. Yes, I'm aware that Amanda Bynes knows more about this technology than I do.

It's ok, Amanda Bynes also knows more about the back seats of police cars and being declared incompetent than you do, too.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


O'riginal posted:

That fucker. It's because of this keyword bullshit that I stopped searching in anything except the fricken title of CL ads, plus a price I'd be comfortable with.

Added: Oh, I see, it's a dealer. Too bad it's a decent price for the bike. I'm gonna join in the flood of emails.

Here's another numbnuts that's doing it, although with a string of pretty unrelated bikes. :iiam:

Niven
Apr 16, 2003
DRZ spends 10+ hours on the tender and the battery dies after one press of the starter button. gently caress, well I guess she's out of commission for the rest of the season if the battery is that shot.

Push it back in the garage, VFR fires up like a champ. Stop for gas, press starter, dead battery.

Shitcock

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


R/R?

Lynza
Jun 1, 2000

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein
Obvious answer: your garage is haunted.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Don't be ridiculous; it's clearly aliens.

hermand
Oct 3, 2004

V-Dubbin

Niven posted:

DRZ spends 10+ hours on the tender and the battery dies after one press of the starter button. gently caress, well I guess she's out of commission for the rest of the season if the battery is that shot.

Push it back in the garage, VFR fires up like a champ. Stop for gas, press starter, dead battery.

Shitcock

Haven't had the slightest bit of trouble with my Bandit since I charged the battery off the bike last May. Until last weekend when I took it out and it wouldn't even give me a gauge sweep! Jump started it and rode for 20 mins and it has been fine since.

The only thing I can think is that I have a USB charger hardwired in, but that's been on for months and I only road the bike the week before, it wasn't sat for weeks like it often is.

Crayvex
Dec 15, 2005

Morons! I have morons on my payroll!

Marv Hushman posted:

I am now, and will always remain--a duckman. I call that one Illiteration.



Marv, a 1980's movies reference? You are slipping...

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:

Crayvex posted:



Marv, a 1980's movies reference? You are slipping...

Market research indicated that 80s ducks were the best way to counter a 90s duck reference, though Howard was more likely to fail. Alternatives were going back slightly further in time or to present day, neither of which were viable due to short shelf life.

O'riginal
Jul 6, 2004
no images allowed
Fun Shoe

O'riginal posted:

That fucker. It's because of this keyword bullshit that I stopped searching in anything except the fricken title of CL ads, plus a price I'd be comfortable with.

Added: Oh, I see, it's a dealer. Too bad it's a decent price for the bike. I'm gonna join in the flood of emails.

... and since I emailed him, he put me on their fricken email list. Smooth move, ex-lax.

BlackLaser
Dec 2, 2005



http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-Spor...=US_motorcycles

:chloe:

hot sauce
Jan 13, 2005

Grimey Drawer
"super sticky sport tires" :crossarms:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

hot sauce posted:

"super sticky sport tires" :crossarms:

:gizz:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





I bet the seller will be a real riot to interact with for the buyer. :reject:

Also, what is :chloe: ?

M42
Nov 12, 2012


Lynza
Jun 1, 2000

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein
Dude probably keeps the Real Dolls in another room, with his other, better bike.

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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
As a Ducati ST owner :smug:, I thought those were real girls for a second.

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