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Grody posted:Here's a nice story from gbs thats totally true Yea that's probably 100% true.
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duckmaster posted:And then post about it on the internet! "Hmm yes, this will win me lots of upvotes and—gasp—reddit gold!"
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So when they write, "this troper..." are they talking about themselves or about someone else? What does it have to do with TV?
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Nov 20, 2014 05:41
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Themselves. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisTroper quote:"This Troper", "this editor", "I", "me" — or any other form of referring to yourself in an article — is bad wiki writing. The article you are writing is for the reader. It is not about you or for you. Leave yourself out of it. TV Tropes isn't a forum or blog.
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Blah blah blah; Another day, another reddit bullshit "found this note, life WIN" bullshit aghhhh this stuff literally melts my brain.
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Drunk Tomato posted:Blah blah blah; Another day, another reddit bullshit "found this note, life WIN" bullshit aghhhh this stuff literally melts my brain. That's my handwriting almost, what the gently caress?
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Drunk Tomato posted:Blah blah blah; Another day, another reddit bullshit "found this note, life WIN" bullshit aghhhh this stuff literally melts my brain. Stopped reading after the "I noticed noticed you left your lights on."
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Nov 20, 2014 07:44
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Looking at the note there is only one "noticed" in that first sentence.
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If someone leaves the lights on in their car and they're not your friend/ a family member or parked in front of you then you just roll your eyes and think that they're a dumbass.
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Noyemi K posted:That's my handwriting almost, what the gently caress? It is you. You have spent too long reading stdh. Now YOU are the STDH. Say goodbye to your loved ones before you wink out of existence. I left an (blue) extension cord on the fence for you. Good luck.
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California schools suck.quote:28 Naps Later
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Khazar-khum posted:California schools suck. We actually pulled something like this in one of my classes but instead we just went outside on a nice day and came back to have the class yell him awake.
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Nov 20, 2014 10:23
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Lblitzer posted:We actually pulled something like this in one of my classes but instead we just went outside on a nice day and came back to have the class yell him awake. Did your teacher draw on his face, too?
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Nov 20, 2014 10:32
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Khazar-khum posted:California schools suck. And they've been married now for six months!
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Noyemi K posted:That's my handwriting almost, what the gently caress? You found your identical hand twin
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Khazar-khum posted:Did your teacher draw on his face, too? No but I'm sure they were really tempted to!!!! lol
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Drunk Tomato posted:Blah blah blah; Another day, another reddit bullshit "found this note, life WIN" bullshit aghhhh this stuff literally melts my brain. I dunno, my step-dad does poo poo like this for neighbors he doesn't know very well. I get that it's almost certainly bullshit if it's coming from reddit but it's not that unbelievable.
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Gatekeeper posted:I dunno, my step-dad does poo poo like this for neighbors he doesn't know very well. I get that it's almost certainly bullshit if it's coming from reddit but it's not that unbelievable. The idea is not bullshit, but the long winded "explain everything about the situation to someone who knows it already in the note, instead of just leaving a phone number or telling them to knock on your door" is really obviously fake.
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Gatekeeper posted:I dunno, my step-dad does poo poo like this for neighbors he doesn't know very well. I get that it's almost certainly bullshit if it's coming from reddit but it's not that unbelievable. Also, that's on a granite countertop.
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Drunk Tomato posted:The idea is not bullshit, but the long winded "explain everything about the situation to someone who knows it already in the note, instead of just leaving a phone number or telling them to knock on your door" is really obviously fake. Not if the author of the note was a Nice Guy, who wrote it to "help" the owner of a car, who was a Tunicate posted:Also, that's on a granite countertop. Yes if it was the woman's countertop.
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I gotta say, the pebbles used as a censoring agent is innovative
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sweeperbravo posted:I gotta say, the pebbles used as a censoring agent is innovative Nature's natural censor bars, so much better for the environment than toxic fume Sharpies.
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sweeperbravo posted:I gotta say, the pebbles used as a censoring agent is innovative What are they censoring, the guys name? Why would he put anything except for his first name????
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Given the 'enue' that's showing, it looks like his address so they could return the box 'n poo poo. Still pretty dubious, though.
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One point in the poster's favor is that the crease at the bottom does look, as far as I can tell, like it was pinned under someone's windshield. This must be how the guys feel on Ghost Hutners when they can neither confirm nor rule out the presence of ghosts in a house.
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Tunicate posted:Also, that's on a granite countertop. Yeah it's almost like the note's recipient took it home to photograph it.
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Wandle Cax posted:Yeah it's almost like the note's recipient took it home to photograph it. Then why was he using pebbles to censor???
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Wandle Cax posted:Yeah it's almost like the note's recipient took it home to photograph it. Because nobody carries a camera with them at all times.
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Drunk Tomato posted:Then why was he using pebbles to censor??? 1. They have one of those decorative tiny bamboo plants on the counter, which i have seen before 2. They didn't want to cross it out b/c they wanted to keep the ugy's address so they coudl return the thingie I'M SORRY GUYS, I JUST THINK THIS IS A PLAUSIBLE STID 
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sweeperbravo posted:I'M SORRY GUYS, I JUST THINK THIS IS A PLAUSIBLE STDH You get the gently caress out
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Guy Montag posted:"Hmm, someone tried to commit assault and robbery on me, what is the best way to handle this? Report it to the cops? Or maybe I should commit a series of perhaps even more serious felonies instead!" If I remember correctly, the guy who wrote this made up a little revenge fantasy to vent after getting mugged, posted on Craigslist and moved on. He had to offically retract in the media later because he didn't like that people were editing and rewriting it to make it more racist during the FWD:FWD:FWD, and he wanted to distance his anonymous theruptic rant from racist ideologies.
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Drunk Tomato posted:You get the gently caress out I think it's funny you corrected my deliberate phonetic misspelling, though  OldMemes posted:If I remember correctly, the guy who wrote this made up a little revenge fantasy to vent after getting mugged, posted on Craigslist and moved on. He had to offically retract in the media later because he didn't like that people were editing and rewriting it to make it more racist during the FWD:FWD:FWD, and he wanted to distance his anonymous theruptic rant from racist ideologies. drat. The evolution of a stid.
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Tunicate posted:Because nobody carries a camera with them at all times. Because everyone's phone has a battery which never runs out. Or she brought it home to show people and only then decided to take a photo of it. Come on now, the fact it was photographed on a granite countertop has nothing to do with whether it's real or not.
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http://imgur.com/gallery/l0vhivH Story time: Between the ages of about 8-15, my mother lived with and then married this guy who used to hit me a lot. Any time I spoke back to him, any time I made a face to show I wasn't happy, any time he thought I was lying about finishing my homework, any time I proved him wrong for something. WHACK! An open-hand backslap across the face, and sometimes a belting across the rear end with a spoon or belt. We're not talking basic child-rearing taps, here. We're talking painful, welt-leaving beltings. I told my mother about it, and she never believed me. I told my school counsellor, my teachers, and he was asked about it, he played it off like he was just administering punishment for me being a poo poo, as a parent has a right to do. Of course, it was the 90s - parents wouldn't get a second look for spanking their kid or giving them a slap if they were really mouthing off. Finally, my mother's employee caught him in the act of backhanding me across the face and told my mother. To her credit, she argued with him, and their marriage was over shortly after.. but I think she was just looking for an excuse, and I had to keep living with him, where he hit me more often and harder. After a few more months, my mother met a new man, and I moved in with them at his house. Many, many years later, I'm 30. My mother talks with him now and then, and I haven't spoken a word to him since I moved out. There's a knock at my door a couple of days ago, and there the son of a bitch is. Looking older, but still like an rear end in a top hat, and suitcase in hand. "Hey son," he says, smile on his face. He used to call me 'son,' though more of a nickname than actually trying to be a father. "What the gently caress do you want, Frank?" I hadn't thought of him in years, but all those years later, all the hatred I had for him welled up again. Note: his name isn't really Frank. "Well," he looked both uncomfortable and trying to look as friendly as possible, "I told your mother I was in town for a conference, and she said I could come here and see if I could sleep on your couch for a night or two. I just got off the train. It's been ages - I want to hear all about how you're doing. Your mother says you're a photographer? I brought my camera with me!" He tried to make his way into my home. "You son of a bitch. You come to MY house, after 15 loving years, no loving warning, after what you used to do to me, and expect to come into my loving house?" He looked even more uncomfortable, and asked what he did to me that would make me so angry. So I told him. I reminded him how he used to hit me all the time. Or beat me with a belt. How he used to beat me for telling on him. How he used to ask me if I'd done my homework when he caught me reading books, then hit me when I said I had, and hit me when I showed him that I had. "Son, that wasn't beating. It was just punishment when you were bad. All parents do it!" He reached over to grab my shoulder, and I shoved him away, telling him to gently caress off to whatever hole he crawled out of, and never come back. I picked up his suitcase and threw it out my front gate. He then lunged forward and raised his hand to strike me backhanded across the face, but I was too fast for him. I lifted my arm and blocked his strike, then twisted his arm around in that move that most self-defense classes teach you, where you cause pain and immobilise them by twisting their hand in the same direction as their thumb. I held him down like that and made him cry out. "Get your poo poo. Get back on your loving train. Never come back here again." And then I pulled my fist back and punched him as hard as I could across the jaw, sending him spiralling. He stumbled away, grabbed his bag, and started begging for me to just listen to him, so I reached into my doorway and picked up a baseball bat I kept there, just in case, and he booked it as quickly as he could to anywhere but my front door. There's 20 years of poo poo all gone. I've never felt so uplifted. Thanks for reading, Imgur!
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canyoneer posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/l0vhivH I can promise you someone was basically beating off when writing this. It's a bunch of 2edgy4u revenge porn so I imagine it probably has a few thousand upvotes on imgur by now. Fake edit: Yep, near 7,000 points or whatever.
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Tracula posted:I can promise you someone was basically beating off when writing this. It's a bunch of 2edgy4u revenge porn so I imagine it probably has a few thousand upvotes on imgur by now. To be fair I can believe this might have happened. 2Edgy4u would have been the op nodding and smiling as he let the guy in and then tie him down to perform Chinese nipple torture on him or something. He told the guy to gently caress off in a totally believable manner and didn't employ his krav maga fighting techniques. There wasn't even a single utterance of "this kid is inhuman!". I'm going to say that it's a pretty plausible stdh.
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Fool and the World posted:To be fair I can believe this might have happened. 2Edgy4u would have been the op nodding and smiling as he let the guy in and then tie him down to perform Chinese nipple torture on him or something. He told the guy to gently caress off in a totally believable manner and didn't employ his krav maga fighting techniques. There wasn't even a single utterance of "this kid is inhuman!". I'm going to say that it's a pretty plausible stdh. If the event in question did happen its been exaggerated to gently caress. The way he describes using 'that move self-defense classes teach you' to instantly immobilize the guy. Not to mention punching a 50+ year old man in the face as hard as possible and the only repercussion is that he leaves.
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Fool and the World posted:To be fair I can believe this might have happened. 2Edgy4u would have been the op nodding and smiling as he let the guy in and then tie him down to perform Chinese nipple torture on him or something. He told the guy to gently caress off in a totally believable manner and didn't employ his krav maga fighting techniques. There wasn't even a single utterance of "this kid is inhuman!". I'm going to say that it's a pretty plausible stdh. The unedited version has it.
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