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As far as woman-impressing factor goes, an ST is like a 2/10 I think.
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All bikes only impress dudes, this is scientific fact
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:All bikes only impress dudes, this is scientific fact That you believe this says a lot about you or your bikes.  I'm sorry. 
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Nov 20, 2014 03:59
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Chichevache posted:That you believe this says a lot about you or your bikes. Scooter rider detected.
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Z3n posted:Scooter rider detected. American scooter rider. In Europe a scooter is almost as much of a chick magnet as a tiny moustache or smoking cigarettes. *edit* Wait, you're saying he rides scooters, right?
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Nov 20, 2014 04:33
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I dunno man, I had a gsxr, which should have been a chick magnet, but attracted about 5 dudes asking questions every time I drove it
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While I agree that a bike can be a "chick magnet," keep in mind it's the BIKE and rarely YOU. Think it through. You're a nasty, smelly, grungy, bug-splattered gently caress with Nick Nolte helmet hair, sitting by yourself in a faraway bar where the most current track on the jukebox is Hey Ya! by Outkast. No one is riding off into the sunset with your loner rear end, unless they have a death wish, outstanding warrant, or seven teeth.
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:I dunno man, I had a gsxr, which should have been a chick magnet, but attracted about 5 dudes asking questions every time I drove it Talked about riding but said 'drove': Not a real rider.
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N'th-ing the "only dudes care about your dumb bike" thing.nsaP posted:Talked about riding but said 'drove': Not a real rider. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xbZt9-xtuU
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Marv Hushman posted:While I agree that a bike can be a "chick magnet," keep in mind it's the BIKE and rarely YOU. Think it through. You're a nasty, smelly, grungy, bug-splattered gently caress with Nick Nolte helmet hair, sitting by yourself in a faraway bar where the most current track on the jukebox is Hey Ya! by Outkast. No one is riding off into the sunset with your loner rear end, unless they have a death wish, outstanding warrant, or seven teeth. nSap and I have great hair when we take our helmets off. 
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My current girlfriend told me that when she saw my ZRX was when she decided she'd try get in my pants.Chichevache posted:nSap and I have great hair when we take our helmets off. If nsaP has great hair then I shudder to imagine what yours is like 
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Nov 20, 2014 07:54
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Party in the front, business in the back.  short as hell so it doesn't get messed up by the helmet
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I have a beard now, it legitimizes my bun. Buzzfeed told me so.
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Until you post a picture of yourself I'm going to visualize you as Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai.
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Chichevache posted:short as hell so it doesn't get messed up by the helmet
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Chichevache posted:Until you post a picture of yourself I'm going to visualize you as the big lebowski FTFY. Collateral Damage posted:Buzz cut 4 lyfe. Yeah this. Helmets preclude any kind of hair 'style' AFAIK. Not that I ever had one to start with.
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Creepy Real Dolls  . Sweet Odin, you own a Ducati, just go out and meet real women. 
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Marxalot posted:N'th-ing the "only dudes care about your dumb bike" thing. lol if your bike has never played a part in you getting laid at least once 
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I've been approached by women asking about the bike. Granted, I've been approached by weird dudes at the gas station a lot more often. Edit: my wife loves the fact that I ride and thinks it's hot
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Chichevache posted:nSap and I have great hair when we take our helmets off. Agreed, buzz is helmet proof. I can't do it though, I suspect there's a Squidward skull 'neath the locks.
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hot sauce posted:lol if your bike has never played a part in you getting laid at least once I've layed 'er down, if that's what you mean.
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The only time a grown woman noticed my VFR was when she pulled me over in a speed trap. Although I did have an 8-year old girl take a photo of me riding from the back seat of her dad's car once. I'm thinking she probably showed it to her friends and laughed about the ugly man on the bright yellow bike.
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Considering I've been told (by both him & her) that a guy got laid thanks to a raid in World of warcraft, I'd say anything is possible.
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I got a nice compliment the other day. I had stopped at Best Buy to pick up a router on the way home from work and while I was standing in line with all my gear on, helmet in hand, she smiled at me and said I looked like a superhero. It made me feel pretty good  An unrelated note, riding a white bike has advantages and disadvantages. The advantage is that people think you are a cop and pull over out of your way. The disadvantage is people think you are a cop and do not pull over out of your way choosing to slow down to 10 below the limit.
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Haven't been on a bike in 2 months as of today. Used to ride every day, miss it so much
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When even the pope recons dude on dude action is a okay, you've gotta wonder if a lil' gas stop jo session isn't all that crazy of an experience. You know, just as an experiment.Nidhg00670000 posted:Considering I've been told (by both him & her) that a guy got laid thanks to a raid in World of warcraft, I'd say anything is possible. WoW strange isn't worth it man. You've been on the internet long enough to know that.
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The only thing my bike attracts is middle aged business men.
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Lexorin posted:The only thing my bike attracts is middle aged business men. sexy middle aged businessmen?
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Your bike has great synergy, FYI. Let's circle back and roundtable. Assets and whatnot. Yeah, mostly dudes like my bike. My wife is happy that it makes me happy, and as long as I don't hurt myself KOW she doesn't really care that much.
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Day Man posted:I've been approached by women asking about the bike. Granted, I've been approached by weird dudes at the gas station a lot more often. I've caught women checking me out while on the bike, but if they say anything, it's almost always about the gear. Probably the best compliment I got once was not directed to me, but to my wife. One November, a couple of years back, I went to vote. Most of the voting volunteers are retirees, but there were two pretty good-looking women there. They didn't say anything other than "hi" and a smile, but unbeknownst to me, they were friends of my wife. When she came in later to vote, they were talking about the "hot guy in all leather".
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The only women that have cared about my bike have also been riders so it wasn't going to gain any points or whatever. My usual attire is faded to pink jacket, yellow helmet and beat riding pants and boots so I can't even pull the super hero look off. A friends boyfriend once called my jacket badass because it was so beat looking. Guess that almost kinda counts.
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Bugdrvr posted:The only women that have cared about my bike have also been riders so it wasn't going to gain any points or whatever. Chicks that ride get points from me; why wouldn't dudes that ride get points from chicks that ride? The only points that matter to dudes that ride should be chick points from chicks that ride pointing at dudes riding dudes. Chicks and dudes: what are you gonna do?
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I think the point is that the sort of person who is sexually attracted to bikers is attracted because of the person (or at least the idealised version of them). Nobody's going to go "Well I was going to gently caress that biker but I've just realised they've got the base model Panigale, not the R". It's like someone who's attracted to nurses isn't going to go "Eh actually they're only a phlebotomist". (A terrible comparison but literally the only one I could come up with that didn't gross me out)
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I think the point is that the sort of person who is sexually attracted to bikers is attracted because of the person (or at least the idealised version of them). Nobody's going to go "Well I was going to gently caress that biker but I've just realised they've got the base model Panigale, not the R". Do you have fat, hairy, Harley riders in the UK?
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captainOrbital posted:Chicks that ride get points from me; why wouldn't dudes that ride get points from chicks that ride? Agreed.
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MoraleHazard posted:Do you have fat, hairy, Harley riders in the UK? Yeah, and they're a surprisingly common fantasy for women. But so are sports bikers in one-piece leathers, so there's that. Nobody fantasises about Sam Browne belts though.
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Marv Hushman posted:Agreed, buzz is helmet proof. I can't do it though, I suspect there's a Squidward skull 'neath the locks. Not a buzz for me. More like the Nazi soldiers in Inglorious Basterds, short and slicked back. KARMA! posted:When even the pope recons dude on dude action is a okay, you've gotta wonder if a lil' gas stop jo session isn't all that crazy of an experience. You know, just as an experiment. I live in Southern California.  No homo. Chichevache fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Nov 20, 2014 |
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Yall sound like a bunch of horny nerdy 12-year-old boys.
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And you sound like a 40-year-old graphic designer with 4 kids who's frustrated that he can't ride when it's 12 degrees out.
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captainOrbital posted:Chicks that ride get points from me; why wouldn't dudes that ride get points from chicks that ride? Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys?
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