The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

That's it CharlieFoxtrot, you just made the list!

Use a pen, Sideshow TMMadman!

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Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Gin_Rummy posted:

That idiot Skeesix lost the key, but you can jimmy it open with a credit card.

"Jimmy" is such an ugly word. Unless you're talking about Jimmy Smits!

# ? Nov 20, 2014 17:30

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Everything Counts posted:

"Jimmy" is such an ugly word. Unless you're talking about Jimmy Smits!

Hey hey hey! I may be ugly and hate filled but -- what was that third thing you said?

# ? Nov 20, 2014 18:12

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Martytoof posted:

Hey hey hey! I may be ugly and hate filled but -- what was that third thing you said?

I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly. :smith:

# ? Nov 20, 2014 18:17

TL: Jan 16, 2006; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; Fallen Rib

MondayHotDog posted:

I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly.

Oh, I've been called a greasy thug too :sympathy:

# ? Nov 20, 2014 18:30

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Everything Counts posted:

"Jimmy" is such an ugly word. Unless you're talking about Jimmy Smits!

You know I don't want you prying and jimmying!

# ? Nov 20, 2014 18:32

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

TL posted:

Oh, I've been called a greasy thug too

Oh, I can't believe those goons muscled me out of my grease business. I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle for hire business.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 18:43

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

TMMadman posted:

Oh, I can't believe those goons muscled me out of my grease business. I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle for hire business.

Hired goons?

# ? Nov 20, 2014 19:00

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

MondayHotDog posted:

I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly.

And finally, Kid Monday.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 19:03

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Deviant posted:

And finally, Kid Monday.

I prefer the cat. He hates Mondays. We can all relate.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 19:05

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I should've got off at Crackton.

My ears are burning!

# ? Nov 20, 2014 19:09

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

MondayHotDog posted:

Sometimes, you got to spoil yourself... spoil yourself... spoil yourself...

# ? Nov 20, 2014 19:10

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Sometimes, you got to spoil yourself... spoil yourself... spoil yourself...

Gimme a white wine spritzer... spritzer... spritzer...

# ? Nov 20, 2014 19:51

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Sometimes, you got to spoil yourself... spoil yourself... spoil yourself...

Oh, what the heck. A white wine spritzer... spritzer... spritzer...

# ? Nov 20, 2014 19:51

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

MondayHotDog posted:

Gimme a white wine spritzer... spritzer... spritzer...

Everything Counts posted:

Oh, what the heck. A white wine spritzer... spritzer... spritzer...

That kid with the dancing Marge avatar quoted "white wine spritzer". I quote "white wine spritzer". That's my quote that I post. I feel like I'm gonna explode here! :ssj:

# ? Nov 20, 2014 19:54

sout: Apr 24, 2014

MondayHotDog posted:

That kid with the dancing Marge avatar quoted "white wine spritzer". I quote "white wine spritzer". That's my quote that I post. I feel like I'm gonna explode here!

I thought you said you could read lips?

# ? Nov 20, 2014 20:08

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

That kid with the dancing Marge avatar quoted "white wine spritzer". I quote "white wine spritzer". That's my quote that I post. I feel like I'm gonna explode here!

...what kind of catchphrase is that?

# ? Nov 20, 2014 20:11

Gin_Rummy: Aug 4, 2007

So this is what it sounds like... When doves cry...

# ? Nov 20, 2014 20:14

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

sout posted:

I thought you said you could read lips?

I assumed I could. :colbert:

# ? Nov 20, 2014 20:17

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

CatchrNdRy posted:

I assumed I could.

Well sir, you more than meet every one of this thread's requirements to box, wrestle or be shot out of a cannon.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:05

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Well sir, you more than meet every one of this thread's requirements to box, wrestle or be shot out of a cannon.

Of course for safety reasons, we don't keep the cannon loaded. It's just common sense.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:11

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I prefer the cat. He hates Mondays. We can all relate.

We'll find that head case faster than Garfield finds lasagne. ... Sorry. My wife thought that was gang busters.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:06

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

jscolon2.0 posted:

We'll find that head case faster than Garfield finds lasagne. ... Sorry. My wife thought that was gang busters.

Your wife!? *whipcrack*

# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:20

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

IMJack posted:

Your wife!? *whipcrack*

Quit banging my wife!

# ? Nov 21, 2014 03:08

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

IMJack posted:

Your wife!? *whipcrack*

You think I'm gonna buy a $20,000 car just because you made that sound?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 03:42

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

The Nastier Nate posted:

You think I'm gonna buy a $20,000 car just because you made that sound?

I'll take it! :f5:

# ? Nov 21, 2014 03:56

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

Your wife!? *whipcrack*

Licorice whip!

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

DrBouvenstein posted:

alt.nerd.obsessive

Need know star RM pic.

flim springfield

# ? Nov 21, 2014 05:09

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Spectacle Rock posted:

haha holy poo poo WHAT? what episode is this from because I have absolutely no memory of this

# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:25

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

haha holy poo poo WHAT? what episode is this from because I have absolutely no memory of this

It was made from the pockets of the pocket fox, an animal that only existed for three weeks in the 16th century.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:47

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Everything Counts posted:

haha holy poo poo WHAT? what episode is this from because I have absolutely no memory of this

Well of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 12:49

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

Licorice whip!

Don't mind if I do!

# ? Nov 21, 2014 13:24

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Everything Counts posted:

haha holy poo poo WHAT? what episode is this from because I have absolutely no memory of this

Stop not remembering TV and get back to work!

# ? Nov 21, 2014 14:18

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TMMadman posted:

Licorice whip!

# ? Nov 21, 2014 15:01

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

DrBouvenstein posted:

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Perry Normal: Jul 23, 2010; Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

CatchrNdRy posted:

My name was Brian McGee. I stayed up listening to Queen.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:09

sout: Apr 24, 2014

Perry Normal posted:

My name was Brian McGee. I stayed up listening to Queen.

Homer Simpson, Smiling Politely.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:11

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

sout posted:

Homer Simpson, Smiling Politely.

Hello, Mister Thompson.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:21

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Hello my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.

Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?

...I don't know.

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Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

The Nastier Nate posted:

Hello my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.

Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?

...I don't know.

I think Nastier Nate gets stupider every year.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 21:29

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