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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


I was joking; he said it sounded like a video game title, so I found a video game with that title. :ssh:

A few days late, but I only just noticed your post.

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
All those Hunger Games posters are so refreshingly different, really nice

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

The movie adaption of Delocated got really weird.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
As bad DVD/BR covers go, this one really bugs me.

Still from Forbidden Planet:



The cover:




This has actually made me hold off on upgrading my DVD (I got the big collector's edition of that one, which has the much nicer poster art as the cover.)

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
But its so colorful! :)

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdAGlYZsl88

Maxwell Lord posted:

As bad DVD/BR covers go, this one really bugs me.

Still from Forbidden Planet:



The cover:




This has actually made me hold off on upgrading my DVD (I got the big collector's edition of that one, which has the much nicer poster art as the cover.)

At least they show the robot carrying the dude, all other posters and covers I've seen he's carrying a sexy lady.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Maxwell Lord posted:

As bad DVD/BR covers go, this one really bugs me.

Still from Forbidden Planet:



The cover:




This has actually made me hold off on upgrading my DVD (I got the big collector's edition of that one, which has the much nicer poster art as the cover.)

I have bad news for you: that's the unaltered Italian poster art.

Red_Museum
Apr 17, 2011

Shredded Hen

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Jedit posted:

I have bad news for you: that's the unaltered Italian poster art.

Close.



The Blu-Ray version is a recreation with a terrible terrible coloration job.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The world's largest movie poster collection is being sold with the initial estimate being between $6 million and $8 million.

quote:

The nearly 200,000 lobby cards, posters, and other material collected from over 44,000 films includes the only known lobby card for Fritz Lang’s Metropolis—valued at $50,000 to $75,000 alone—as well as plenty of other rare mementos. In fact, the collection is said to represent “nearly every movie ever made,” so presumably whoever wins the haul is going to have to sift through a lot of posters for stuff like Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever or Delgo or whatever to find gold.

Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Apropos of nothing, I am in need of an 8 million dollar loan.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Do you even give a poo poo, but

Evil Mastermind posted:

The world's largest movie poster collection is being sold with the initial estimate being between $6 million and $8 million.

Woah, do you even give a poo poo but, mister?

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

ShufflerZero posted:

I was a Teenage Zombie


The poster itself is pretty good, but that tagline is fantastic.

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009



66: The Worst Nightmares
The posters for the A Nightmare on Elm Street series are generally pretty great, but there are exceptions...

"I'd love to murder someone right now but my neck is killing me"


the 'Holding In A Sneeze' version


The rarely seen version where Freddy is played by Mola Ram


This is a poster for a horror movie


With make up by Domino's cheese supplier


Little known fact: Freddy Kruger was the choreographer for the 'Thriller' video


This is what Freddy meant when he said he was "down with the kids", he's not a pedo at all!


Off to the prom!


Not-to-scale-Freddy cuts the cake


Please ignore the door to a genie's palace


Freddy practices for the gurning competition


Japan


Nope, nope, nope-nope-nope.


"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed"


It's in 3D


OK, I get it, it's in 3D


"You woke me up for this?"



This is a real thing and you can enjoy it right here

Short Penguin
Jun 1, 2010

ruddiger posted:

I hate this movie series more and more each passing day.

busy, but god drat I do like that style. They get some credit for trying.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

The Peccadillo posted:

Do you even give a poo poo, but


Woah, do you even give a poo poo but, mister?

What?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

ShufflerZero posted:

66: The Worst Nightmares
The posters for the A Nightmare on Elm Street series are generally pretty great, but there are exceptions...

the 'Holding In A Sneeze' version


Japan


The first one got the image from the batshit NES game cover.

The second one is loving adorable.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
These two Freddy products just baffle me. One of them is a poster for a novel, but the other is the packaging for some gum. (both images are from here)





The second one is just weird and honestly wonder if it was a knockoff, but what in the world is "The Freddy nobody knows".

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The second one looks like it was based off of Wes Craven's New Nightmare version of Freddy which was in darker colors and had the skeleton-hand instead of just the glove.

E--

mind the walrus fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Nov 23, 2014

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~
I have a Nightmare on Elm Street kid's book, with big colorful pictures and written for 5th-6th graders to read. It that explains the plot of the first film. They even have a picture of the Johnny Depp blood geyser to helpfully illustrate what that entailed.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Rirse posted:

These two Freddy products just baffle me. One of them is a poster for a novel, but the other is the packaging for some gum. (both images are from here)



Freddy's secret passion for bubble gum.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

"Namely, being in this movie."

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

But she's pole dancing?

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Shoehead posted:

But she's pole dancing?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

That sure is a quick sequel to Annabelle :v:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I'm sorry.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

That sure is a quick sequel to Annabelle :v:

I hope they do horror crossovers again and we can get Annabelle vs Oculus or Saw vs The Purge.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Goosebump movie monster posters.





















Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
That Goosebumps movie is gonna be bad but I appreciate that they are going whole-hog with it.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

It's probably going to be bad in a good way, though.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Are new books still being written? I feel like this movie is a good 10 years too late.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Says you. It's being made at the perfect time to capitalize on 90s nostalgia.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Mister Chief posted:

Are new books still being written? I feel like this movie is a good 10 years too late.

The kids who grew up with it are old enough now to start feeling their age (late 20s/early 30s) and have enough disposable income to pay out the nose to watch anything nostalgic to stave off the feeling of the prime of their life slipping from their tenuous grasp.

It's the exact same reason you saw a loving ton of lovely "REMEMBER THE 50s/60s" movies in the 80s and 90s.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Sheldrake posted:

I have a Nightmare on Elm Street kid's book, with big colorful pictures and written for 5th-6th graders to read. It that explains the plot of the first film. They even have a picture of the Johnny Depp blood geyser to helpfully illustrate what that entailed.

gently caress yeah, I remember getting that book out from the library as a kid. Also got the Terminator one.

My wife has a Jurassic Park one lying around here somewhere that I also remember from way back when.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I remember having a Jurassic Park book when I was a kid that had all the dinosaurs in it, and it said that the velociraptors were the real stars of the movie. I took that to mean that velociraptors were real and since then, I never liked going through our dining room when it was dark, because there were totally velociraptors in the shadows.

Well, that's my story.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Waffleman_ posted:

It's probably going to be bad in a good way, though.

The fact that it's directed by Rob "Shark Tale" "Gulliver's Travels" Letterman and the writing credits run the gamut from Ed Wood to Red Dawn has me worried more than source material itself.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

LET ME HAVE THIS :negative:

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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

...of SCIENCE! posted:

The fact that it's directed by Rob "Shark Tale" "Gulliver's Travels" Letterman and the writing credits run the gamut from Ed Wood to Red Dawn has me worried more than source material itself.

Ugh NK Red Dawn. And also a writer on Disturbia the Rear Window rip off. drat.

Also no Haunted Mask? Really??

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