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I've decided to close the SA offices (since there's only two of us working there now), so to celebrate and say goodbye, I'm having a Something Awful Open House this weekend. The office will be open all day, and I'll be giving away or selling fabulous merchandise, as well as a lot of beer and liquor. Come by, say hi, get free poo poo. Bring booze, drugs, and games! Here's our address: Something Awful 220 N State Route 7 Pleasant Hill, MO 64080 Please let me know if anybody plans on coming, because if not then I won't bother showing up. I don't expect many goons live out around here (we're 30 minutes away from KC though), so I'm not exactly expecting a huge turnout, especially since this is last minute. Let me know!
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:54 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 11:28 |
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Can you make a touching tribute video of closing it down, with cameos by crazy redneck natives?
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:58 |
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Shinjobi posted:Can you make a touching tribute video of closing it down, with cameos by crazy redneck natives? i want a video of a crowd watching as lowtax lowers the plunger to the explosives making the office implode.
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:59 |
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Shinjobi posted:Can you make a touching tribute video of closing it down, with cameos by crazy redneck natives? this, and also please make the selling of merchandise available to us in some kind of electronical way, low tax. i would totally buy some sa merch, but i live in florida
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:00 |
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what about us folk from another country? I have been here since 2006 and have nothing to show for it. willing to pay $$$$$
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:09 |
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Are you only doing this Saturday or Sat and Sun?
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:10 |
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e: wrong thread
DoomLazer fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Nov 20, 2014 |
# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:10 |
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I'm seriously considering driving out there. How long have there been somethingawful offices?
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:12 |
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can you give garbage day a high five for me?
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:14 |
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i hope the police shut down this gathering of sin
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:16 |
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SalTheBard posted:Are you only doing this Saturday or Sat and Sun?
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:17 |
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have you thought about asking goons to fund turning the offices into a food establishment?
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:18 |
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TOILETLORD posted:have you thought about asking goons to fund turning the offices into a food establishment? the tax's snack shack
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:18 |
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any goons in Athens OH wanna car pool its only 11 hours
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:19 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:the tax's snack shack a higher quality frog dog
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:21 |
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GROUDN FLOOR
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:29 |
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can you livestream it so thousands of goons can watch the event
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:30 |
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can you unfurl a mission accomplished banner?
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:30 |
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Sorry OP, already got plans to go to the renaissance festival this weekend
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:35 |
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Yeahhh sell this piece of poo poo to the mediumest bidder I hope the new owners make us sign up through facebook and open a forum about what products we would buy if they were on sale
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:37 |
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TOILETLORD posted:have you thought about asking goons to fund turning the offices into a food establishment? Seriously, SA gives thousands of dollars to a racist in Alabama but does next to nothing in comparison to contribute to the improvement of the website they use all the time? I'm sure there are plenty of ways money could be used to improve the site. If nothing else, we can buy Lowtax some anti-depressants.
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:39 |
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I Am A Robot posted:Seriously, SA gives thousands of dollars to a racist in Alabama but does next to nothing in comparison to contribute to the improvement of the website they use all the time? we should buy him a texas built delorean.
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:40 |
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You should come and visit all of us as a farewell tour.
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:42 |
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road trip
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:46 |
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My 54 year old dad is in KC this weekend, should I tell him to show up?
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:46 |
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wait is this my fault since i asked if you were going to close the offices?
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:47 |
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Nanomashoes posted:My 54 year old dad is in KC this weekend, should I tell him to show up? please do not show him any of my posts
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:48 |
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Lowtax posted:I'll be there Friday, Sat and Sunday if anybody lets me know they plan on coming I'll bite, i'll show up after work tomorrow
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:49 |
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Gimme free plat and I'll come. I'll even let you in on a secret.
ShadowMoo fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Nov 20, 2014 |
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Will there be an orgy? I'm only attending if there's an orgy.
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:51 |
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ok sounds like everything is going according to plan. Max can i still stay with you, or just po at your place Lowtax. Sounds sweet as gently caress!!! will come on sat and would stay on sun if we can watch the browns game, otherwise i have to go home
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:01 |
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so, wait, is SA really getting sold?
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:06 |
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junopsis posted:so, wait, is SA really getting sold? The office building, not the company, YA TURKEY
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:07 |
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junopsis posted:so, wait, is SA really getting sold? yes, to gawker. lowtax is going to become a senior writer for jezebel
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:09 |
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Lowtax posted:I'll be giving away or selling fabulous merchandise, Do you have SA branded male thongs, lowtax?
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:10 |
I will be there in spirit my friend
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:21 |
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Los Lobos posted:can you livestream it so thousands of goons can watch the event there are at most tens of goons
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:22 |
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Wow, KC. I actually am in the area, if the cool kids don't mind a teetotaler baby goon showing up on Saturday.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:26 |
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Tujague posted:Yeahhh sell this piece of poo poo to the mediumest bidder
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:27 |
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timp posted:The office building, not the company, YA TURKEY He's moving to new shiny headquarters in the Big Apple
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:29 |