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Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Omi-Polari posted:

do you still have your industrial music albums the NMD goons say it's good and daniel myer-ish

It's not good or Daniel Myerish, but I will upload them tomorrow

EDIT: you can download / listen to some of them on Snodclod: https://soundcloud.com/lowtaxico/tracks

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Izumi Konata: May 4, 2012; by Ralp

DO U HAVE AN ANTHOLOGY OF CHIPTUNES U MADE ON A DIRECTORY SOMEWHERE? I LIKE YOUR MUSIC...

E: nm, ty

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Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

what handgun should i buy lowtax?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:43

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

what is your favorite street fighter 2 turbo for sega genesis character?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:45

ChickenHeart: Nov 28, 2007; Take me at your own risk.; Kiss From a Hog

Lowtax, did that Kansas City Worldskippers VS. Dontrel the Dolphin crossover deal ever go through?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:46

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

have you ever fondled feline bottom, op? gently caressed a cat's bum?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:47

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Lowtax posted:

It's not good or Daniel Myerish, but I will upload them tomorrow

EDIT: you can download / listen to some of them on Snodclod: https://soundcloud.com/lowtaxico/tracks

sweet thx

# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:49

Father Wendigo: Sep 28, 2005; This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Now that you've discovered you're actually an underground internet sensation, what does the outlook for Gaming Garbage look like?
Will Shmorky return, or will you find someone else to be your wacky sidekick who may or may not be a muppet?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:58

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

Father Wendigo posted:

Now that you've discovered you're actually an underground internet sensation, what does the outlook for Gaming Garbage look like?
Will Shmorky return, or will you find someone else to be your wacky sidekick who may or may not be a muppet?

bet timmy the least popular whitest kid would do them.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 02:01

Breadallelogram: Oct 9, 2012

Father Wendigo posted:

Now that you've discovered you're actually an underground internet sensation, what does the outlook for Gaming Garbage look like?
Will Shmorky return, or will you find someone else to be your wacky sidekick who may or may not be a muppet?

I will do my best Shmorky voice for the videos.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 02:14

Breadallelogram: Oct 9, 2012

The closest I can get is about 3 octaves too low though.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 02:15

A Tasteful Nude: Jun 3, 2013; A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)

lowtax why/when did forum babby av change and is new forum babby an anime

# ? Nov 21, 2014 02:50

Pete Campbell: Feb 23, 2006; Same price as a chip and dip!

If Something Awful was commandeered by Chinese military hackers and you lost control of the site forever, what would you do with the rest of your life?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 03:21

ShitheadDeluxe: May 14, 2007

Lowtax can you email me a stick of gum?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 03:38

Treebeh: Sep 20, 2010; we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

Lowtax can you email me a loaded gun?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 03:42

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Lowtax posted:

No, I love SA and am proud of it and you guys on the forums. I still think the community here is, by and far, the best on the internet.

And yes that would be a cool AV

Lowtax posted:

Stop asking for free things, forums revenue is already down 70%, buy them your stinkin' selves!!!

I've been meaning to buy an AV for years, so gently caress it, why not?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 04:10

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Dead Precedents posted:

I've been meaning to buy an AV for years, so gently caress it, why not?

Good fukken av, bud!

I hope he was being honest

# ? Nov 21, 2014 04:26

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

mng posted:

Good fukken av, bud!

I hope he was being honest

Thanks and I don't think anyone can lie about that sweet Iron Maiden photo, bro.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 04:28

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Dead Precedents posted:

I've been meaning to buy an AV for years, so gently caress it, why not?

that av is bad

# ? Nov 21, 2014 04:29

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

a starwar betamax posted:

that av is bad

Thanks, man. You were my favorite IK. :coffeepal:

# ? Nov 21, 2014 04:30

madeupfred: Oct 10, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

If I mailed you like $3 and postage, would you send me a grenade stickum?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 05:13

Danger-Pumpkin: Apr 27, 2008; That's the way the bee bumbles.

What's more obnoxious: Goons who try to act like meeting you is no big deal, Goons who act like meeting you is a huge deal, Goons trying to impress you with deference and respect, or Goons trying to impress you with a lack of deference and respect?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 05:15

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

what can you see right now?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 05:16

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

Danger-Pumpkin posted:

What's more obnoxious: Goons who try to act like meeting you is no big deal, Goons who act like meeting you is a huge deal, Goons trying to impress you with deference and respect, or Goons trying to impress you with a lack of deference and respect?

d. the guy who posted this question

# ? Nov 21, 2014 05:28

Treebeh: Sep 20, 2010; we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

Matoi Ryuko posted:

d. the guy who posted this question

I think you mean e.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 06:03

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Serious question: When you initially set up SA, what was your expectation? I mean, you currently have more members than AOL, and personally, I think that the forums are the best on the Internet. Were you expecting it to last this long, or did you expect that it would fade away fairly quickly?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:05

Fenderbender: Oct 10, 2003; You have the right to remain silent.

I seriously bought a keychain back when you still accepted paypal (2004?) and never got it even after a bunch of emails WHAT GIVES RICHARD

# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:07

PurdWerfect: Aug 29, 2000

Lowtax posted:

Experience crippling anxiety that prevents me from accomplishing anything meaningful

Well sure, but not because of the forums, but because that's the SOP for today's troubled grownup.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:22

PurdWerfect: Aug 29, 2000

PS. I enjoy your tweets usually.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:23

Kidsolo: Dec 4, 2006; Give the dog a bone

Go north

what direction do you want to go now?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 11:44

Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

OP do you have a bucket list? And what is Number one on the list?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 12:20

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Lowtax,

What is your opinion on the great state of Texas?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 14:50

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

genesplicer posted:

Serious question: When you initially set up SA, what was your expectation? I mean, you currently have more members than AOL, and personally, I think that the forums are the best on the Internet. Were you expecting it to last this long, or did you expect that it would fade away fairly quickly?

I think it's safe to say it was the late 90s and nobody knew what the hell they were about to do

only now, at the end, do we understand

# ? Nov 21, 2014 14:58

milkingmycow: Mar 28, 2008; by Cyrano4747

TOILETLORD posted:

LP thexder please.

Holy flashback. I bought that on 12(?) 3.5 inchers from Electronics Boutique. Hard game!

# ? Nov 21, 2014 15:53

fatal oopsie-daisy: Jul 30, 2007; by R. Guyovich

do you sleep with two pillows or one? because i use to know a guy who slept with pillows doubled up

just wondering if you're one of "those" people

# ? Nov 21, 2014 15:58

A Bad King: Jul 17, 2009; Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

How many cats does it take to be considered a cat lady?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:24

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Angry Fish posted:

How many cats does it take to be considered a cat lady?

how many do you have?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:30

ScrawnyJohnny: Oct 26, 2006; If I can beat cancer, I sure as hell can beat you!

If Something Awful went tits up and you had to get a 'Real Job' what kind job would you look for?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:41

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

why wont you answer our questions, lowtax?? what are you trying to hide

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# ? May 27, 2024 01:52

A Bad King: Jul 17, 2009; Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

gnarlyhotep posted:

how many do you have?

One but I'm planning for 32 more and I don't want the social stigma. :shrug:

# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:48

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