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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Ignite Memories posted:

I wanted more information on that image, re: whether it was a photoshop or if someone uploaded a photo of 'sex tape" with a spider on the dvd and people just ran with it.

I stopped myself from hitting 'enter' once I realized i had typed 'sex tape spider bite' into a google search bar.

I did it for you. First result is for a PornHub video of a guy having sex with a mutant spider-woman. Spider legs, spider eyes, spider mandibles, woman vagina.

More accurate searches got me to the Jason Segel movie, and I can't find anything about a spider bite, and I can't find those reviews on Amazon, so I honestly have no idea what the hell that image is or what is going on there. It makes me more confused than the spider-sex porno.

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

DrBouvenstein posted:

I guess when you spend your whole life doing nothing but copying books by hand, you've got to make your own fun.

Instead of surprise dickbutt, surprise trumpetbutt meme

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

Jamesman posted:

I did it for you. First result is for a PornHub video of a guy having sex with a mutant spider-woman. Spider legs, spider eyes, spider mandibles, woman vagina.

More accurate searches got me to the Jason Segel movie, and I can't find anything about a spider bite, and I can't find those reviews on Amazon, so I honestly have no idea what the hell that image is or what is going on there. It makes me more confused than the spider-sex porno.

Pretty sure it comes from the tumblr of everybody's favorite guy, Neil Cicierega.
http://neilblr.com/post/102398757053

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

ReidRansom posted:

also, some water guns


:fh: :fh: :barf:

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Jamesman posted:

I did it for you. First result is for a PornHub video of a guy having sex with a mutant spider-woman. Spider legs, spider eyes, spider mandibles, woman vagina.

More accurate searches got me to the Jason Segel movie, and I can't find anything about a spider bite, and I can't find those reviews on Amazon, so I honestly have no idea what the hell that image is or what is going on there. It makes me more confused than the spider-sex porno.

I love how Google tunes it's results to the user. I get a link to discovery.com, dailmail.co.uk, and dailymail.co.uk in the top three.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Len posted:

I love how Google tunes it's results to the user. I get a link to discovery.com, dailmail.co.uk, and dailymail.co.uk in the top three.

Yeah I got that too, I need to dirty up my searching.

This result was pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7uvwhFoYk

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Len posted:

I love how Google tunes it's results to the user. I get a link to discovery.com, dailmail.co.uk, and dailymail.co.uk in the top three.

Ukip voter spotted

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Len posted:

I love how Google tunes it's results to the user. I get a link to discovery.com, dailmail.co.uk, and dailymail.co.uk in the top three.

I use Bing. When I actually used Google, I got the same search results you did.

Gotta get those reward credits to spend on Amazon gift cards, yo.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Jamesman posted:

I use Bing.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


CancerCakes posted:

Ukip voter spotted

Sorry I'm American. I had to Google what Ukip even was.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world
I asked Jeeves

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

CharlieWhiskey posted:

I asked Jeeves

asked me what?

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

ReidRansom posted:

also, some water guns


Guess Japanese toy makers must've saw some of those squirt guns from the 1960s and thought "Ya, those are neat, but they don't have enough bestiality implications."





Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Google: No mutant spider/woman hybrid sex in search results.
Bing: Mutant spider/woman hybrid sex in search results.

It's pretty clear why I use Bing, and why you should too.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

DrBouvenstein posted:

What makes this even funnier, is that this is exactly the kind of stuff that was all over the place in illuminated manuscripts:





I guess when you spend your whole life doing nothing but copying books by hand, you've got to make your own fun.

http://britishlibrary.typepad.co.uk/digitisedmanuscripts/2013/09/knight-v-snail.html

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Is that Frylock as the guy's shield?

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Doctor Bishop posted:

Guess Japanese toy makers must've saw some of those squirt guns from the 1960s and thought "Ya, those are neat, but they don't have enough bestiality implications."







Everything about those is amazing.

Prenton
Feb 17, 2011

Ner nerr-nerrr ner

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

More like Anu's blast furnace if it's really authentic.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Dewgy posted:

More like Anu's blast furnace if it's really authentic.

NOW we're cooking with Anu's.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Cat... is big.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Paladinus posted:

Cat... is big.

Woman small.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Look at them noodle arms. Do some curls ffs

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Paladinus posted:

Cat... is big.
Eyes play tricks.

Cat... is long.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



We found him!

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
That looks nothing like him. Doesn't even have the right facial hair. C'mon dude.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




GenericOverusedName posted:

That looks nothing like him. Doesn't even have the right facial hair. C'mon dude.

Oh dear, that means there are two of them.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006


:wookie::rip:

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Angela Christine posted:

Oh dear, that means there are two of them.

Actually there is three. I spotted a Rawhide Kobayashi in Toronto's China Town the other day. He was heading east, I assume to Rock'n'Horse Saloon.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Vincent posted:

We found him!



This dude is awesome. Looks like he has stories to tell!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Solice Kirsk posted:

This dude is awesome. Looks like he has stories to tell!

Yes, stories about his endless quest to find "authentic" cowboy fashions in tiny asian sizes.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


I can't hate that guy. I have no idea what's going on with him, but he's owning it.

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




ReidRansom posted:

I can't hate that guy. I have no idea what's going on with him, but he's owning it.

Same. The clothes are worn in as well.

citybeatnik has a new favorite as of 06:11 on Nov 22, 2014

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



citybeatnik posted:

SameThe clothes are worn in as well.

That's how you know he's the real deal.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Jamesman posted:

Google: No mutant spider/woman hybrid sex in search results.
Bing: Mutant spider/woman hybrid sex in search results.

It's pretty clear why I use Bing, and why you should too.

I had completely forgotten goggle now has "moderate safe search" permanently set to 'ON'. Takes all the risk fun out of searching now.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





Do the have Anu's tart on the dessert menu?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Angela Christine posted:

Oh dear, that means there are two of them.

Yeehawboos?

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Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Vincent posted:

We found him!


Mustache is a bit much, but drat dude's making that poo poo look stylish. Well done, airport caballero.

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