The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

The Nastier Nate posted:

Hello my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.

Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?

...I don't know.

Who in the quote thread with eat the poisoned broth? It could be anyone... even Mr. Burns!

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Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

PT6A posted:

Who in the quote thread with eat the poisoned broth? It could be anyone... even Mr. Burns!

Well that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see, poison.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 21:59

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mira posted:

I think Nastier Nate gets stupider every year.

That's not a question.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 22:08

Gin_Rummy: Aug 4, 2007

MondayHotDog posted:

That's not a question.

Get outta mah office!

# ? Nov 21, 2014 22:12

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Well that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see, poison.

What if one of us has been good and the other one's been bad?

# ? Nov 21, 2014 22:35

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Striking Yak posted:

What if one of us has been good and the other one's been bad?

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 22:38

Perry Normal: Jul 23, 2010; Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

PT6A posted:

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

Go banana!

# ? Nov 21, 2014 22:45

sout: Apr 24, 2014

Perry Normal posted:

Go banana!

Zeppelin rules!

# ? Nov 21, 2014 22:45

Gin_Rummy: Aug 4, 2007

sout posted:

Zeppelin rules!

So the quote thread learned to exist as a society. Eventually they were saved by, oh, let's say... sout.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 22:56

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Gin_Rummy posted:

So the quote thread learned to exist as a society. Eventually they were saved by, oh, let's say... sout.

You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.

# ? Nov 21, 2014 23:21

Gin_Rummy: Aug 4, 2007

MondayHotDog posted:

You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.

Where ya been, MondayHotDog? The whole quoting industry is gay.

# ? Nov 22, 2014 01:10

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Gin_Rummy posted:

So the quote thread learned to exist as a society. Eventually they were saved by, oh, let's say... sout.

Not Souter!

# ? Nov 22, 2014 01:13

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.

I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled.

# ? Nov 22, 2014 01:34

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Gin_Rummy posted:

Where ya been, MondayHotDog? The whole quoting industry is gay.

Goons, we now have a girl poster among our ranks, so there are going to be a few changes. First of all, MondayHotDog, you are no longer the girliest poster here.

# ? Nov 22, 2014 01:41

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

IMJack posted:

I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled.

This year, I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then, bang! That's when I'll cash in. :smug:

# ? Nov 22, 2014 02:01

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Everything Counts posted:

haha holy poo poo WHAT? what episode is this from because I have absolutely no memory of this

Every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain!

Remember when I took that home wine making course and I forgot how to quote?

http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/A_Hunka_Hunka_Burns_in_Love

# ? Nov 22, 2014 02:43

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled.

Don't worry IMJack, if things had turned ugly I always had my mace.

# ? Nov 22, 2014 02:45

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Mira posted:

I think Nastier Nate gets stupider every year.

something said, not good.

don't yell at Nastier Nate!...no that's ok.

# ? Nov 22, 2014 02:59

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Goons, we now have a girl poster among our ranks, so there are going to be a few changes. First of all, MondayHotDog, you are no longer the girliest poster here.

Oh man, you quoted a girl!

That is so gay!

# ? Nov 22, 2014 03:25

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Cry Havoc posted:

Oh man, you quoted a girl!

That is so gay!

Oh, be nice!

# ? Nov 22, 2014 03:59

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Cry Havoc posted:

Oh man, you quoted a girl!

That is so gay!

I don't know what phallocentric means, but no girls!

# ? Nov 22, 2014 04:28

Perry Normal: Jul 23, 2010; Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

I'm not anything yet!

# ? Nov 22, 2014 04:45

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Cry Havoc posted:

Oh man, you quoted a girl!

That is so gay!

ZzzzzZZzzzap!

# ? Nov 22, 2014 04:51

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

PT6A posted:

Who in the quote thread with eat the poisoned broth? It could be anyone... even Mr. Burns!

I asked for no broth! Away with you, lest my cane find your backside!

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Gin_Rummy: Aug 4, 2007

Root Bear posted:

ZzzzzZZzzzap!

Everybody dance now!

# ? Nov 22, 2014 06:36

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

jscolon2.0 posted:

I asked for no broth! Away with you, lest my cane find your backside!

Hot stuff, comin' through!

# ? Nov 22, 2014 08:25

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Do over Ham posted:

Hot stuff, comin' through!

Hold thtill, there�th a thpark in your hair!

# ? Nov 22, 2014 08:27

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I don't know what phallocentric means

http://youtu.be/ONYJGGPBkgs

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sout: Apr 24, 2014

Skeesix posted:

Not Souter!

that is of course my name so I always enjoy that line
Do you want your son to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?

# ? Nov 22, 2014 10:22

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Gin_Rummy posted:

Everybody dance now!

And the award for Best Thrash Metal thread goes to...

Simpsons Quote Thread Boogie?!

# ? Nov 22, 2014 10:41

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Daddy, Daddy! I'm stealing!

# ? Nov 22, 2014 14:13

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

sout posted:

that is of course my name so I always enjoy that line
Do you want your son to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?

Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. What great men he would join. John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Burger. Mmmmmm, burger.

# ? Nov 22, 2014 15:45

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Skeesix posted:

http://youtu.be/ONYJGGPBkgs

Did that boy just quote, "What's a battle?"

# ? Nov 22, 2014 16:37

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Goons, we now have a girl poster among our ranks, so there are going to be a few changes. First of all, MondayHotDog, you are no longer the girliest poster here.

Well, we'll see about that.

# ? Nov 22, 2014 18:26