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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Fuckin NAZI GOLD

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Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Didn't Swagger back out of team cena

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax

Omally posted:

thank you cesaro for making sure i never shave my head bald and keep my beard

Just get really fat / muscular and be Zangief.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
I feel like I haven't seen Zeb for a while

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
Wait, please injure him Swagger so Cesaro can come back with a new push.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Nazi and goldust

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
perfect timing to show us it's available in SAP

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Jack Swagger looks so sad right now.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Team Nazi Gold

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Cesaro should finance the Authority's bid for power with his Nazi gold

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Zeb hates brown things.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
This is really depressing after seeing what happened after Wrestlemania :smith:

Also I love how Cole went "In American" what the gently caress does that even mean

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Man, when this whole "gently caress YOU FOREIGNERS HELL YEAH USA" thing ends I'll be a happy man

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

What's Swagger been up to lately anyway?

I haven't been watching but I don't even recall seeing his name appear in recaps.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Swiss hid Nazi Goldust.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Thauros posted:

What's Swagger been up to lately anyway?

I haven't been watching but I don't even recall seeing his name appear in recaps.

Nothing!

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax

GenericMartini posted:

Jack Swagger looks so sad right now.

Its the Macklemore haircut. He knows he's a douche.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


#AJNaziGold

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Thauros posted:

What's Swagger been up to lately anyway?

I haven't been watching but I don't even recall seeing his name appear in recaps.

they built him up a bit then fed him to rusev and now he's back in lower midcard hell

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

achillesforever6 posted:

This is really depressing after seeing what happened after Wrestlemania :smith:

Also I love how Cole went "In American" what the gently caress does that even mean

Kind of like when people talk to those who don't speak English louder as if speaking louder will help them understand.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

achillesforever6 posted:

This is really depressing after seeing what happened after Wrestlemania :smith:

In retrospect, the WWE should have ceased to exist after the night after Wrestlemania :sigh:

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

am I able to sign up for WWE Network and then cancel afterward if I hate the show without paying december

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
How is Cesaro the heel in this situation?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Thauros posted:

What's Swagger been up to lately anyway?

I haven't been watching but I don't even recall seeing his name appear in recaps.

Was gonna join Team Cena, got squashed by Rollins

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

OldTennisCourt posted:

Man, when this whole "gently caress YOU FOREIGNERS HELL YEAH USA" thing ends I'll be a happy man

I'm sorry you'll never be happy.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
^--- I've slowly accepted it

Dias posted:

How is Cesaro the heel in this situation?

Nazi Gold

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
jack swagger was TAKEN OUT but is still around to fight in the preshow

oh hey green smiley face man is here sting is confirmed

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
oh my god king

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Dexters Secret posted:

am I able to sign up for WWE Network and then cancel afterward if I hate the show without paying december

yes

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Thauros posted:

What's Swagger been up to lately anyway?

I haven't been watching but I don't even recall seeing his name appear in recaps.

He joined team Cena then the authority beat him up so he quit because he's the only face that realizes Cena's a bad friend and partner.

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax

OldTennisCourt posted:

Man, when this whole "gently caress YOU FOREIGNERS HELL YEAH USA" thing ends I'll be a happy man

I have some bad news about pro wrestling...

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Dias posted:

How is Cesaro the heel in this situation?

Murrica

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Cool counter

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Dias posted:

How is Cesaro the heel in this situation?
he's foreign

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Dias posted:

oh my god king

that was great

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Dias posted:

How is Cesaro the heel in this situation?

He was boring Americans with his multilingual nonsense.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

OldTennisCourt posted:

Man, when this whole "gently caress YOU FOREIGNERS HELL YEAH USA" thing ends I'll be a happy man

Well it's prowrestling so it will probably never end.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
KING TURN LEFT KING NOOOOO

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Dimebags Brain posted:

He joined team Cena then the authority beat him up so he quit because he's the only face that realizes Cena's a bad friend and partner.

smartest man in the WWE

also picking the ankle lock off the double foot stomp was a pretty cool counter

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bullfights on acid
Jul 21, 2012
cesaro is strong man

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