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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Nameless_Steve posted:

Just imagine Scott Brown, dejectedly walking along the highway in the pouring rain, attempting to thumb it with no success. Sad piano music plays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VinOIVqWWWA

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Cliff Racer posted:

I find Brown a more credible candidate than Warren, not sure why people think she'd run, let alone get the nomination, let alone win the general.

Anyway, I think the Democrats would have to be stupid to pick NYC. There's just too much potential for poo poo to go horribly wrong there. Philly and Columbus are both fine choices. Though NYC could have the added bonus of seeing how many pissed off people there are in the crowd if Clinton isn't picked.

He can't win a statewide election. Why would he be a viable nation-wide candidate? He upset a bad candidate to win a special election that no one showed up to, then got humiliated by someone with no political experience, then pulled up stakes and went to New Hampshire--only to eat poo poo once again in another Senate election.

Plus, didn't he just re-sign with Fox?

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

Joementum posted:

If you've got a 35 year old dog, congrats!

Box turtles live up to 35 years.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


I was thinking more along the lines of this when I read that comment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rccD1EWenio

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

The X-man cometh posted:

Box turtles live up to 35 years.

I don't think Mitch McConnell wants to run though.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

computer parts posted:

I don't think Mitch McConnell wants to run though.

Yeah really, if McConnell got elected president he might have to actually, you know, do something.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Cliff Racer posted:

He's a purebred so I'm sure its around somewhere.

Great, thats just what we need, a president who's inbred.

Cigar Aficionado
Nov 1, 2004

"Patel"? Fuck you.

Joementum posted:

(Jeb's) highest degree is a BA in Latin American Studies from UT Austin.

How the hell did this happen when Dubya went to both Yale and Harvard?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
George Pataki spent the day touring New Hampshire. He's a Yale and Columbia grad, for what it's worth.

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Joementum posted:

George Pataki spent the day touring New Hampshire. He's a Yale and Columbia grad, for what it's worth.

George Pataki, Jesus, he's old enough to have been a proposed presidential candidate on NYPD Blue.

Edit: Holy poo poo, he's only 69? Wow.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
If Pataki runs, I think it's only fair that Rudy gives it another shot so they can debate each other.

Republican Vampire
Jun 2, 2007

Cigar Aficionado posted:

How the hell did this happen when Dubya went to both Yale and Harvard?

I might be misremembering, but if I'm remembering right Jeb wasn't initially interested in going into politics. He taught ESL as a highschooler and was interested in doing business in Latin America. Plus he'd fallen in love with a Mexican woman so flying off to New England probably wasn't on his to-do list.

nrook
Jun 25, 2009

Just let yourself become a worthless person!

Joementum posted:

There's a non-zero chance that Scott Brown is the Republican nominee and Professor Warren is the Democratic nominee.

Newt Gingrich will finally get his Lincoln-Douglas debates!

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Joementum posted:

His highest degree is a BA in Latin American Studies from UT Austin.

We have the same degree!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Joementum posted:

George Pataki spent the day touring New Hampshire. He's a Yale and Columbia grad, for what it's worth.

Pataki hasn't been politically relevant for years, and he was governor of a state where you can't be insane. He'll get shredded by the primary meat grinder.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Alter Ego posted:

pulled up stakes and went to New Hampshire--only to eat poo poo once again in another Senate election.
Ate poo poo in an election year where the Republicans either captured or came within a whisker of capturing every single contestable Senate election - except his. He's a dud.

All these non-starters making noises about running in 2016 makes me think we're entering a new age where has-beens circle around a Presidential run just to draw attention to themselves and boost their profile and maybe catch on with a deep-pocketed sugar daddy or get a Fox media gig or maybe bump their speaker's fees. 2012 saw a lot of base-enthusiast True Conservative "book tour candidates" looking to boost their Q-levels and propel themselves up the right wing media ladder by a rung or two, 2016 may see faded Establishment types doing the same thing.

Pong Daddy
Oct 12, 2012
I don't know why everybody is so down on Scott Browns chances, he just needs to buy more trucks.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Pong Daddy posted:

I don't know why everybody is so down on Scott Browns chances, he just needs to buy more trucks.

In the future, Detroit's industry will be solely financed by Scott Brown's carpetbaggery.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
If he runs again he will officially be the white Alan Keyes.

Only slightly less crazy, of course.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Bill Kristol believes it's 1968 once again and the Silent Majority is longing for a Nixon.

So at least we know that's not the case.

ufarn
May 30, 2009
Wasn't Nixon (D-MO) mentioned as a VP pick at one point?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

ufarn posted:

Wasn't Nixon (D-MO) mentioned as a VP pick at one point?

He was, then Ferguson happened.

Joementum posted:

Bill Kristol believes it's 1968 once again and the Silent Majority is longing for a Nixon.

So at least we know that's not the case.

I actually thought of this last night while watching someone's shop burn to the ground on MSNBC. If Ferguson swells into a nationwide thing, look for the next Republican Presidential candidate to run on a "law and order" platform, just like Tricky Dick did.

ufarn
May 30, 2009
Jeez, that avatar-post combination is not unsettling in the slightest.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Alter Ego posted:

He was, then Ferguson happened.


I actually thought of this last night while watching someone's shop burn to the ground on MSNBC. If Ferguson swells into a nationwide thing, look for the next Republican Presidential candidate to run on a "law and order" platform, just like Tricky Dick did.

Rand Paul has an awesome plan for defeating ISIS, but you'll have to elect him before he'll tell you what it is.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Joementum posted:

Bill Kristol believes it's 1968 once again and the Silent Majority is longing for a Nixon.

So at least we know that's not the case.

I just read Nixonland (and wasn't old enough to watch the events described firsthand) last summer so watching all of this happen is simultaneously fascinating, horrifying, and disappointing.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Alter Ego posted:

If he runs again he will officially be the white Alan Keyes.

Only slightly less crazy, of course.

I still remember my fundie high school physics teacher telling me that Keyes had real momentum. I think this was in the lead up to his race against Obama for Senate. He was a super nice guy and a great teacher, but for some reason he just really liked reading the Drudge report. His starry-eyed belief in Alan Keyes was just one of the most precious things, and something you don't usually see outside of Ron Paul's supporters and Jon Huntsman's supporter.

With the stomping Keyes got there, and then Obama's ascendancy it's just gotten funnier and funnier to me over the years.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

ufarn posted:

Jeez, that avatar-post combination is not unsettling in the slightest.

I AM NOT A CROOK'S HEAD! :nixon:

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Chadderbox posted:

I just read Nixonland (and wasn't old enough to watch the events described firsthand) last summer so watching all of this happen is simultaneously fascinating, horrifying, and disappointing.

It's morbidly amusing (not being stuck in America might help here) that the Ferguson unrest has nothing on the 1960s but the conservative reaction to it is and will be just as hysteric as it was back then.

Additionally you are going to be completely lacking any members of the political class even trying their hand at a rational approach into the matter. Reading Nixonland the greatest surprise was probably reading all these liberal politicians actually having sober opinions on the unrest and trying to pivot it into a discussion on racism and poverty.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Antti posted:

It's morbidly amusing (not being stuck in America might help here) that the Ferguson unrest has nothing on the 1960s but the conservative reaction to it is and will be just as hysteric as it was back then.


It's fairly similar in intensity to 1940s race riots, however.

Though the main difference there is that roving bands of white people started a fair number of those.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


computer parts posted:

It's fairly similar in intensity to 1940s race riots, however.

Though the main difference there is that roving bands of white people started a fair number of those.

As opposed to now when the bands of white people causing riots are dispatched from police control?

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

duz posted:

As opposed to now when the bands of white people causing riots are dispatched from police control?

Yes, because those were a factor in the 40s too.

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

Joementum posted:

George Pataki spent the day touring New Hampshire. He's a Yale and Columbia grad, for what it's worth.

I was really disappointed this wasn't a story about George Takei.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Cheekio posted:

I was really disappointed this wasn't a story about George Takei.

Brad Takei would be the best First Lady.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

computer parts posted:

It's fairly similar in intensity to 1940s race riots, however.

Though the main difference there is that roving bands of white people started a fair number of those.

Ah, yeah, stuff like the Zoot Suit Riots is oft forgotten. I only learned about them reading The Good War and that was a few months ago!

Math Debater
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
It appears that Elizabeth Warren recently visited Israel and met with Netanyahu. So I definitely would never vote for her in a Democratic primary if she were to run for president.

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ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

Math Debater posted:

It appears that Elizabeth Warren recently visited Israel and met with Netanyahu. So I definitely would never vote for her in a Democratic primary if she were to run for president.

The following is the list of electable presidential candidates meeting Math Debator's minimal criteria:

Ninjasaurus
Feb 11, 2014

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

ComradeCosmobot posted:

The following is the list of electable presidential candidates meeting Math Debator's minimal criteria:

I love seeing far left purity tests just as much as far right purity tests. They're both so precious. :allears:

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
Yeah I'm disappointed she didn't drive a railroad spike through his head too, but c'est la vie.

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
You don't kill people you don't know. That's a rule.

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De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine
Someday, someday the Party for Socialism and Liberation will put enough fear into the Democrats to drive them to be a anti-Israel left wing party.

That right kind of class consciousness will hit like a bolt of lightening. It's scientific.

Til then, I hope that Law and Order candidate is Lindsey Graham.

Or Fred Thompson.

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