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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Cmdr. Shepard posted:

This is a good thread. :3:

There is more reasonable discussion in the GiP current events thread than the entirety of D&D.

No, you shut the gently caress up Dad.

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Tremblay
Oct 8, 2002
More dog whistles than a Petco

8lbsofanalsex posted:

If it's a chemical weapon than that means it's the same as using WP.

I like where this is headed.

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Equine Don posted:

No, you shut the gently caress up Dad.

wait youre neo duckberg, the guy with the oversized avs of the big lipped plastic surgery babes???? lol didn't realize it

were you really in ferguson with expert black person bassguitarhero?

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
No but you see, by burning down all the private property and businesses they were strategically denying the Ferguson PD resources (that they were surely going to use to oppress minorities) by reducing the amount of funding they receive via property taxes. By literally sacking Ferguson, they've essentially put the local police out of business, and now racism is over. :shepface:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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justice4trayvawn posted:

wait youre neo duckberg, the guy with the oversized avs of the big lipped plastic surgery babes???? lol didn't realize it

were you really in ferguson with expert black person bassguitarhero?



Let's not do this here.

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.

8lbsofanalsex posted:

If it's a chemical weapon than that means it's the same as using WP.

Source your quotes so we can all point and laugh at the retard.

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Equine Don posted:

Let's not do this here.

lmao Internet Posting Serious Stuff

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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justice4trayvawn posted:

lmao Internet Posting Serious Stuff

Who cares.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

justice4trayvawn posted:

lmao Internet Posting Serious Stuff

HDI and I were just discussing how chill you've been lately.

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Godholio posted:

HDI and I were just discussing how chill you've been lately.

I love hdi and i love logan but your state hatred is odd and rude

LET THE RECORD SHOW

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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What rereg are you

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Equine Don posted:

What rereg are you

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Equine Don posted:

What rereg are you

Let's not do this here.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

justice4trayvawn posted:

I love hdi and i love logan but your state hatred is odd and rude

LET THE RECORD SHOW

I thought this said my state was odd and rude and I was ready to agree.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Equine Don posted:

What rereg are you

a good one

get on hangouts scrub

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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justice4trayvawn posted:

Let's not do this here.

Touché...

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011

50 Foot Ant posted:

Source your quotes so we can all point and laugh at the retard.

I haven't seen it but someone probably said it. I can't really keep up with the DND thread since it's moving at light speed with theories of how the cops are 100% responsible for all of this. I was just going along with how everything is a horrible chemical weapon.

I also love when they try to speak of things they obviously have no understanding of but try to convince themselves that they are right. Some people coughed so it's obviously CS never mind people coughing slightly while running through clouds of the poo poo and being fine a few seconds later. We should get some military advisers to escort the news crews to check some of the bullshit.

Reporter-"Yes Anderson, I'm currently walking through a cloud of smoke that we believe is VX mixed with the black death."

Adviser-"No that's just smoke."

Reporter-"I just heard an explosion that could potentially be police engaging protestors with nuclear weapons."

Adviser-"That was a flashbang."

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Blocking cars, always a smart idea.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

It's been awhile since I got marched to the gas chamber like shim's grandparents but isn't CS gas yellowish in the first place? Like it's super loving obvious when it's being used?

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011
I remember it being yellowish and it causes really bad coughing and burning sensation in the lungs and eyes. From my experience it also clears your sinuses out pretty well since I was congested as hell at that point in basic. So going out to visit a local riot might be good for anyone suffering from congestion right now.

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Bolow posted:

It's been awhile since I got marched to the gas chamber like shim's grandparents

ahahaha

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

8lbsofanalsex posted:

I remember it being yellowish and it causes really bad coughing and burning sensation in the lungs and eyes. From my experience it also clears your sinuses out pretty well since I was congested as hell at that point in basic. So going out to visit a local riot might be good for anyone suffering from congestion right now.
Oh, man, when I was in basic, everybody thought that the gas chamber was going to be the end of the world or some poo poo. Afterward, I was actually pretty happy to have done it because it cleaned out all the poo poo that had built up over a winter in loving Knox.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Oh, man, when I was in basic, everybody thought that the gas chamber was going to be the end of the world or some poo poo. Afterward, I was actually pretty happy to have done it because it cleaned out all the poo poo that had built up over a winter in loving Knox.

:stonk: I feel like I've been lied to. Your crossed rifles...

You just raped my brain.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Some people tried to hold out. As soon as I took my mask off, I took a deep breath to go ahead and get it over with.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Oh, man, when I was in basic, everybody thought that the gas chamber was going to be the end of the world or some poo poo. Afterward, I was actually pretty happy to have done it because it cleaned out all the poo poo that had built up over a winter in loving Knox.

I swear to god I hacked a stream of mucus like 6ft long my first trip to chamber. I felt loving great afterwards though

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
Several types of smoke.

High Concentrate, that poo poo is THICK as hell and will tear up your sinuses something fierce. Probably phased out since about the only thing it was good for was popping smoke and running like a motherfucker.
Standard smoke: Comes in multiple colors because the DoD is gay. This is what the cops mainly use.
High Conc. Thermal Masking: This poo poo was used for tank cover, supposed to interrupt Soviet poo poo but not ours (different wavelengths) but who knows if it really worked.
WP Smoke: Only difference between regular smoke and this poo poo is #1: It uses WP to produce the smoke. You get a lot of smoke from tiny fragments. #2: The smoke goes out in a cool pattern and burns the poo poo out of lousy motherfuckers inside buildings or behind cover and keeps on burning till it gets cut out or the WP is consumed.

Then you have CS gas.

It's yellowish, has acrid tang in the mouth and sinuses at extremely low dosages, eye watering and itching as the amount increases.

Now, if you were to REALLY use that poo poo on crowds, I gar-un-loving-tee you that none of those protestors would stop screaming for about two days. At high concetrate as the smoke is being thrown it would cause skin irritation and possibly low level burns, extreme eye irritation to the point where they'd nearly close up, sinuses and mouth would try to purge that poo poo, and each inhale would be like razors cutting into your lungs. You wouldn't stay in it voluntarily as the little lizard takes over and tries to run you to safety because you're too loving stupid to survive and it wants to.

Gas chamber is low level, unless the guy running it is in a pissy mood, hung over, or just hates people that day.

There's no loving way 90% of people would be able to stand inside the cloud, unprotected, and talk without it affecting them.

Knowing is half the battle!

(The other half is killing dudes)

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Oh, man, when I was in basic, everybody thought that the gas chamber was going to be the end of the world or some poo poo. Afterward, I was actually pretty happy to have done it because it cleaned out all the poo poo that had built up over a winter in loving Knox.

I'd had pneumonia all throughout boot that got rediagnosed as bronchitis during week 10 so the day I did the gas chamber was the first time I breathed clearly in months.

I remember the gas being kinda yellowish but also I lied to the corpsman about when my symptoms had stopped and my throat closed up so I was a little distracted by not passing out for a bit.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
CS is actually awesome, it makes you feel tingly all over like the tip of your dick pre O-face and clears your sinuses to boot

OC is Satans own piss and will ruin your entire day, gently caress that forever

Hail Santa

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Bolow posted:

I swear to god I hacked a stream of mucus like 6ft long my first trip to chamber. I felt loving great afterwards though

My dad told me that he puked so much on his feet that he was wiping vomit out of the toe of his boots later.

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Oh, man, when I was in basic, everybody thought that the gas chamber was going to be the end of the world or some poo poo. Afterward, I was actually pretty happy to have done it because it cleaned out all the poo poo that had built up over a winter in loving Knox.

The 24 hours or so after the gas chamber was one of the few times during basic that I could actually breathe through my nose since everyone's sick the entire time in basic.

For a little bit more info for what it looks like.

https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=AwrBT8n3TnVUq8wA2eVXNyoA?p=basic+gas+chamber&fr=moz35&fr2=piv-web

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd8qXMnEqiQ

Not something that you can walk through a thick cloud of and just cough once and be perfectly fine going on with your sentence.

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.

8lbsofanalsex posted:

Not something that you can walk through a thick cloud of and just cough once and be perfectly fine going on with your sentence.

gently caress no most people can't. By the time I was halfway through my time in the world's biggest gay pride festival (AKA Fort Hood/Worst Cav) I'd been tasked with doing gas chamber qualification poo poo for units that had nothing better to do than assfuck lower enlisted who couldn't sham out of the chamber.

Saw a lot of tough guys who thought that weak rear end poo poo they went through in Basic where they want your stupid rear end to pass like they remembered was the gas chamber and would talk all kinds of poo poo about how gung-ho Rambo billy badass motherfuckers they were.

Throw some powder on the flame, then a couple extra hand-made pellets on the burner, wait 10 minutes, bring them in.

Then stand there without my mask and loving laugh at them when they pull off their mask and their body doesn't know whether to poo poo or go blind.

Hell, unless you're a lucky 0.1% who are immune to it, or have been exposed to that poo poo for so long you've built up a massive tolerance, that poo poo going in thick (not loving fumes, but honest to God CS smoke) will rip the gently caress out of even the most bone headed brain dead special-ed motherfucker in the world.

Seeing this loving wussy rear end reporters and bloggers out there crying about tear gas makes me want to give them CS and then loving laugh at them.

Cue: That's no a kniouf joke.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

beanieson posted:

CS is actually awesome, it makes you feel tingly all over like the tip of your dick pre O-face and clears your sinuses to boot

OC is Satans own piss and will ruin your entire day, gently caress that forever

Hail Santa

When I got OC Sprayed when I was getting my riot control training done in Iwakuni they were pretty explicit to not take a shower afterwards and just let that poo poo evaporate off your dumb rear end. Hearing a 23 year old man scream like a little girl in his barracks room because he decided to take a shower was one of the funniest loving things I've ever heard.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

zombie303 posted:

:stonk: I feel like I've been lied to. Your crossed rifles...

You just raped my brain.
Recon, bitch. :getin:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Same, but infantry. Shouldn't you have crossed sabers?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

zombie303 posted:

Same, but infantry. Shouldn't you have crossed sabers?
v:)v

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011

50 Foot Ant posted:

gently caress no most people can't. By the time I was halfway through my time in the world's biggest gay pride festival (AKA Fort Hood/Worst Cav) I'd been tasked with doing gas chamber qualification poo poo for units that had nothing better to do than assfuck lower enlisted who couldn't sham out of the chamber.

Saw a lot of tough guys who thought that weak rear end poo poo they went through in Basic where they want your stupid rear end to pass like they remembered was the gas chamber and would talk all kinds of poo poo about how gung-ho Rambo billy badass motherfuckers they were.

Throw some powder on the flame, then a couple extra hand-made pellets on the burner, wait 10 minutes, bring them in.

Then stand there without my mask and loving laugh at them when they pull off their mask and their body doesn't know whether to poo poo or go blind.

Hell, unless you're a lucky 0.1% who are immune to it, or have been exposed to that poo poo for so long you've built up a massive tolerance, that poo poo going in thick (not loving fumes, but honest to God CS smoke) will rip the gently caress out of even the most bone headed brain dead special-ed motherfucker in the world.

Seeing this loving wussy rear end reporters and bloggers out there crying about tear gas makes me want to give them CS and then loving laugh at them.

Cue: That's no a kniouf joke.

I remember in basic being told that the poo poo we see in the gas chamber is pansy bullshit compared to what a real CS grenade will do. Where we could see someone fighting through the pain of the gas chamber and potentially still being a threat we assumed that just about no one would be able to do that if hit by the real stuff. I remember stories of the few times my unit used it in Iraq that it wasn't really worth it because it lingers in the house for a while and your clothes carry a decent bit of the poo poo for a while so you have to keep your mask on for a while rear end time. Also, some of the guys found out that they had cracks in their masks on that mission and weren't having a very good time.

Though it's funny that we have a bunch of people reacting to smoke grenades enough to think that it's CS and will be telling stories for years how they braved hours of exposure to tear gas and totally stuck it to the man.

rifles
Oct 8, 2007
is this thing working

50 Foot Ant posted:

Several types of smoke.

High Concentrate, that poo poo is THICK as hell and will tear up your sinuses something fierce. Probably phased out since about the only thing it was good for was popping smoke and running like a motherfucker.
Standard smoke: Comes in multiple colors because the DoD is gay. This is what the cops mainly use.
High Conc. Thermal Masking: This poo poo was used for tank cover, supposed to interrupt Soviet poo poo but not ours (different wavelengths) but who knows if it really worked.
WP Smoke: Only difference between regular smoke and this poo poo is #1: It uses WP to produce the smoke. You get a lot of smoke from tiny fragments. #2: The smoke goes out in a cool pattern and burns the poo poo out of lousy motherfuckers inside buildings or behind cover and keeps on burning till it gets cut out or the WP is consumed.

Then you have CS gas.

It's yellowish, has acrid tang in the mouth and sinuses at extremely low dosages, eye watering and itching as the amount increases.

Now, if you were to REALLY use that poo poo on crowds, I gar-un-loving-tee you that none of those protestors would stop screaming for about two days. At high concetrate as the smoke is being thrown it would cause skin irritation and possibly low level burns, extreme eye irritation to the point where they'd nearly close up, sinuses and mouth would try to purge that poo poo, and each inhale would be like razors cutting into your lungs. You wouldn't stay in it voluntarily as the little lizard takes over and tries to run you to safety because you're too loving stupid to survive and it wants to.

Gas chamber is low level, unless the guy running it is in a pissy mood, hung over, or just hates people that day.

There's no loving way 90% of people would be able to stand inside the cloud, unprotected, and talk without it affecting them.

Knowing is half the battle!

(The other half is killing dudes)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFwHom3Z-xk

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I should change my AV to a ranger tab. I never got one IRL but gently caress it v:)v

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Stolen valor...

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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

How many months did a ~legit MARSOC operator~ start the Marine thread here?

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