MLS Cup Playoffs 2014: Calvinism

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Who's winning this loving thing? This poll is closed.
(W1) Seattle Sounders	31	22.63%
(W2) Los Angeles Galaxy	13	9.49%
(W3) Real Salt Lake	1	0.73%
(W4) FC Dallas	4	2.92%
(W5) Vancouver Whitecaps	4	2.92%
(E1) DC United	16	11.68%
(E2) New England Revolution	27	19.71%
(E3) Columbus Crew	11	8.03%
(E4) Red Bull New York	5	3.65%
(E5) Sporting Kansas City	0	0%
(C1) Calvinball	25	18.25%
Total:	137 votes

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Nostradingus: Jul 13, 2009

SeaTard posted:

I actually had no idea what the hell it was other than the top of the net.

Who the hell came up with that?

Americans

# ? Nov 25, 2014 22:52

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 19:24

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Fucitol posted:

i say soccer and cleats and jerseys and upper 90 and

I say soccer, cleats, and jersey because I'm not a tool. I'll type out their variants so euros don't froth over seeing regional dialects in internet soccer discussion (despite them using american slang for almost everything else nearly every opportunity they get).

e- NYRB Revs game was fun. Shame they lost but it was a nice time and the weather was great. I drowned my sorrows in sangria and portuguese food in the ironbound afterwards so it was all good.

Seltzer fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Nov 25, 2014

# ? Nov 25, 2014 23:36

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

field and game and "Alexi Lalas is pretty garbage" and

# ? Nov 26, 2014 00:51

Hoover Dam: Jun 17, 2003; red white and blue forever

Fucitol posted:

field and game and "Alexi Lalas is pretty garbage" and

Hell I'm so :patriot:

I only say "fire" with one syllable

# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:11

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Hoover Dam posted:

Hell I'm so I only say "fire" with one syllable

And "dog" with three syllables?

# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:04

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

I say shutout. :colbert:

# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:07

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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davecrazy posted:

I say shutout.

When someone says 'Clean Sheet', I think of the song 'Clean Sheets'.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:09

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

I say "soccer" because Aussie Rules is God's own form of football.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:43

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

I say gently caress New Jersey

# ? Nov 26, 2014 06:05

Qu Appelle: Nov 3, 2005; "If a COVID-19 pandemic occurs, public health officials may have additional instructions, such as avoiding close contact with others as much as possible, and staying home if someone in your household is sick." - Official insights from Public Health: Seattle & King County staff

I say gnslknvtqe'wtqbnk.

The 'w' is silent.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 07:56

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I didn't realize you spoke Klingon

# ? Nov 26, 2014 08:02

Qu Appelle: Nov 3, 2005; "If a COVID-19 pandemic occurs, public health officials may have additional instructions, such as avoiding close contact with others as much as possible, and staying home if someone in your household is sick." - Official insights from Public Health: Seattle & King County staff

whypick1 posted:

I didn't realize you spoke Klingon

Eastern dialect, mainly. G'kaHa!

# ? Nov 26, 2014 08:40

guppy: Sep 21, 2004; sting like a byob

Say what you want about Americanisms in soccer but "outside back" makes sense and if you can't figure out what it means, it isn't because you're European, it's because you're an idiot

# ? Nov 26, 2014 14:16

B.B. Rodriguez: Aug 8, 2005; Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

guppy posted:

Say what you want about Americanisms in soccer but "outside back" makes sense and if you can't figure out what it means, it isn't because you're European, it's because you're an idiot

Don't worry, they use the term all the time, but feel the need to troll us out of some weird need to be superior.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 17:57

Xylorjax: Nov 27, 2002

guppy posted:

Say what you want about Americanisms in soccer but "outside back" makes sense and if you can't figure out what it means, it isn't because you're European, it's because you're an idiot

Makes a hell of a lot more sense than "center half" if you don't know the history.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 18:03

Poonior Toilett: Aug 21, 2004; m'lady

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

Don't worry, they use the term all the time, but feel the need to troll us out of some weird need to be superior.

How are you still sensitive about this, and no, "they" don't

# ? Nov 26, 2014 21:42

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Post about the playoffs you retards.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 21:45

Poonior Toilett: Aug 21, 2004; m'lady

Insideback dumps and chases past the centerpitchers to the frontman, the frontman gets ball-you-man-goalside and HE UNLEASHES THE KRAKEN! A SIZZLING SHOT T90! THE NETTENDER NEVER STOOD A CHANCE! THEY'LL BE BLOGGING ADVANCED STATS IN THE STREETS TONIGHT

# ? Nov 26, 2014 21:53

Poonior Toilett: Aug 21, 2004; m'lady

Shrapnig posted:

Post about the playoffs you retards.

Not in it voted 1

# ? Nov 26, 2014 21:55

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Shrapnig posted:

Post about the playoffs you retards.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 21:58

threeagainstfour: Jun 27, 2005

Shrapnig posted:

Post about the playoffs you retards.

Do you think anyone will actually get sent off on Sunday when Seattle and LA play? Re watching the game from Sunday either the fix was in or Scott had the soccer gods looking out for him cause he definitely should have been sent off.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 21:59

B.B. Rodriguez: Aug 8, 2005; Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

threeagainstfour posted:

Do you think anyone will actually get sent off on Sunday when Seattle and LA play? Re watching the game from Sunday either the fix was in or Scott had the soccer gods looking out for him cause he definitely should have been sent off.

It's going to swing the other way entirely. I'm thinking 3 players sent off total.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 22:13

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

It's going to swing the other way entirely. I'm thinking 3 players sent off total.

What're the suspension rules for the final? Anyone who gets sent off misses it?

# ? Nov 26, 2014 22:34

Poonior Toilett: Aug 21, 2004; m'lady

Gigi Galli posted:

What're the suspension rules for the final? Anyone who gets sent off misses it?

I think yellows are reset at least, not sure about straight reds

# ? Nov 26, 2014 22:38

B.B. Rodriguez: Aug 8, 2005; Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Gigi Galli posted:

What're the suspension rules for the final? Anyone who gets sent off misses it?

I'm pretty sure the only way you miss the final is a red at this point.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 22:46

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

I'm pretty sure the only way you miss the final is a red at this point.

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

I think yellows are reset at least, not sure about straight reds

Makes sense.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 22:47

Hoover Dam: Jun 17, 2003; red white and blue forever

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

I'm pretty sure the only way you miss the final is a red at this point.

Correct. You get sent out with a straight red or two yellows this weekend, you miss the final, but yellow accumulation is wiped clean.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 22:54

Xylorjax: Nov 27, 2002

threeagainstfour posted:

Do you think anyone will actually get sent off on Sunday when Seattle and LA play? Re watching the game from Sunday either the fix was in or Scott had the soccer gods looking out for him cause he definitely should have been sent off.

He certainly deserved it. But I don't feel too bad since we were victims of other teams' excessive fouling this year plenty of times.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 23:14

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

A SIZZLING SHOT T90!

lol back when i played little lovely kid soccer we called it T90 every day. zero shame

# ? Nov 27, 2014 04:07

Hungryjack: May 9, 2003

13 year old girls posted:

lol back when i played little lovely kid soccer we called it T90 every day. zero shame

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T90 back home.

# ? Nov 27, 2014 12:53

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Section 107, see you at 3pm!

# ? Nov 29, 2014 17:39

fat greasy puto: Dec 30, 2001; Anime Lover David Beckham

come on red bulls jam it down their throats

# ? Nov 29, 2014 21:20

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

fat greasy puto posted:

come on red bulls jam it down their throats

They're going to lose sadly

# ? Nov 29, 2014 21:26

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

CAHILL DID SOMETHING BESIDES PICK UP A CARD

# ? Nov 29, 2014 21:50

Uniballer: May 14, 2005; Some guy bought me this avatar as a reward for defeating Skizzzer in Internet Hockey. I have slain the mighty! Also, Taylor Hall is gay.

poo poo just got real.

# ? Nov 29, 2014 21:51

threeagainstfour: Jun 27, 2005

It's a game now!!

# ? Nov 29, 2014 21:52

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

Good god

# ? Nov 29, 2014 21:56

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

NY looking good.

# ? Nov 29, 2014 22:01

Uniballer: May 14, 2005; Some guy bought me this avatar as a reward for defeating Skizzzer in Internet Hockey. I have slain the mighty! Also, Taylor Hall is gay.

Eckersley yelling at the ball boy lol

# ? Nov 29, 2014 22:03

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 19:24

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

THATS the Red bulls I know

# ? Nov 29, 2014 22:05

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