ManMythLegend posted:Speaking of Star Wars Tales, I think this is a good time to mention Apocalypse Endor. this is the first good thing I've seen in this thread
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down with slavery posted:this is the first good thing I've seen in this thread You still butthurt over teddy bears beinging your kids movie nerd?
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Nov 27, 2014 15:09
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Sombrerotron posted:The wedding doesn't immediately ring a bell, but Fett's more or less the star of a complete trilogy about the bounty hunters guild, with Bossk the lizardman from ESB being one of his (largely braindead) adversaries, and it's all dreadful. Oh poo poo I was remembering that wrong. He said IG-88 was in Bossk's wedding not Boba Fett. Even if it's not true I choose to believe because  . I hope it's true though.
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Nov 27, 2014 19:41
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After reading the Star Wars wiki I am struck by the fact that so many of the biggest baddest battlecruisers the Empire made were taken down by one or two special snowflakes in B-Wings or some poo poo
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Nov 27, 2014 20:01
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Happy life day everyone
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Nov 27, 2014 20:13
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Damned canteena owners pushing life day farther and farther back every year
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Nov 27, 2014 20:22
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didnt they have a thing where some guy made a giant like lightsaber in space that was 100x better than the death star?
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Nov 27, 2014 20:25
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FirstPersonShitter posted:didnt they have a thing where some guy made a giant like lightsaber in space that was 100x better than the death star? The Sun Crusher? That wasn't a light saber but it was a really stupid Mary Sue ship.
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Nov 27, 2014 20:29
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FirstPersonShitter posted:didnt they have a thing where some guy made a giant like lightsaber in space that was 100x better than the death star? Darksaber was a floating death star cannon that could blow up planets but was actually pretty lovely. platedlizard posted:The Sun Crusher? That wasn't a light saber but it was a really stupid Mary Sue ship. Yeah it had torpedoes that triggered super novas.
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Nov 27, 2014 20:35
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:
Also had armor plating that made it invincible.
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Nov 27, 2014 20:38
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Tarquinn posted:Also had armor plating that made it invincible. Not entirely invincible, it was damaged but not destroyed when it got hit by the superlaser from the Death Star prototype in the Maw Nebula. Of course that it survived a superlaser hit at all says something about the armor.
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Nov 27, 2014 20:52
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ManMythLegend posted:What about stupid EU poo poo that we actually love? Because there were a couple of great stories tucked in the Jabba's Palace short story book. Starkiller unironically owns. FORCE LIGHTING POWERED LIGHT SABERS
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Nov 27, 2014 20:57
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 WARNING! WARNING! UNIRONIC STAR-WARS EXTENDED UNIVERSE CHAT DETECTED! "YEAH BUT _______ IS PRETTY COOL" LEVELS REACHING DANGEROUS LEVELS!
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Nov 27, 2014 21:30
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Professor Shark posted:
I liked tenel ka but I was also still watching and enjoying Xena at that point. Then she got her hand chopped off by jacen solo and never got it replaced because she was too tough for a robot hand and I thought that was stupid
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Nov 27, 2014 21:35
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The story in the Tales about the droid picked before R2D2 being a Jedi was pretty good imho. Anything good I've ever seen was either a comic or clone wars era stuff to fill in blanks.
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Nov 27, 2014 21:39
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Does lando ever become a Jedi? Does boba fett ever become a Jedi?
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Nov 27, 2014 22:51
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Does lando ever become a Jedi? Does boba fett ever become a Jedi? both of them have used light sabers so basically
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Nov 27, 2014 22:54
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Does lando ever become a Jedi? Does boba fett ever become a Jedi? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Unidentified_Ewok_Jedi loving ewoks were Jedi's too at some point.
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Nov 27, 2014 22:57
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happyhippy posted:http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Unidentified_Ewok_Jedi 
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Nov 27, 2014 23:07
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Light sabers for everyone! Tbh if i lived in Star Wars and I ran into some guy with a light saber I'd just shoot him.
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Nov 27, 2014 23:49
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That horse jedi with a lightsaber for a penis
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Nov 27, 2014 23:50
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FirstPersonShitter posted:didnt they have a thing where some guy made a giant like lightsaber in space that was 100x better than the death star? Darksaber and it was actually a giant pile of poo poo built by the lowest bidder and ends up colliding with an asteroid. Book also had a scene where the Hutt who was building it was executing henchmen by electrifying their bridge chairs all Dr. Evil style and he ends up killing the wrong person because he fat-fingered the button.
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Nov 28, 2014 00:31
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Does Jabba's monkey have a backstory?
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Nov 28, 2014 00:40
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Professor Shark posted:
I called it ages ago. Gonns can't be trusted. Lock The thread.
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Nov 28, 2014 00:48
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Yeah, we gotta abort, launch the pods (for the good posters, like me, cya suckersssssssssssssssssssss...........................)
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Nov 28, 2014 01:05
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Blistex posted:Does Jabba's monkey have a backstory?
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Nov 28, 2014 01:20
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Blistex posted:Does Jabba's monkey have a backstory? Yes, it's in tales from jaba's palace. If I remember correctly he's actually some sort of expert spy. Edit: Beaten.
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Nov 28, 2014 01:21
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Blistex posted:Does Jabba's monkey have a backstory? Uhhh yeah, the infamous Salacious Crumb has a backstory 
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Nov 28, 2014 02:10
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Why did Luke feel so constrained and compelled to leave Tatooine for adventure when Tatooine is one of the most poppin' spots in the entire goddamn universe.
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Nov 28, 2014 02:26
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Wolfsheim posted:Uhhh yeah, the infamous Salacious Crumb has a backstory I honestly thought that if there was a character that didn't have a backstory, it would be a loving pet monkey. How about the big box droid on the Jawa sandcrawler that walks around and goes, "donk", "donk".
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Nov 28, 2014 02:27
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I'd be willing to bet it has more of a documented back story than many actual accomplished humans.
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Nov 28, 2014 02:33
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NESguerilla posted:I'd be willing to bet it has more of a documented back story than many actual accomplished humans. Adolf Hitler Wiki Page - 12,500 words Emperor Palpatine Wiki Page - 6,300 words Emperor Palpatine Wookie Page - 61,800 words
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Nov 28, 2014 02:55
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Blistex posted:How about the big box droid on the Jawa sandcrawler that walks around and goes, "donk", "donk". Wookiepedia posted:Characteristics
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Nov 28, 2014 02:57
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Blistex posted:I honestly thought that if there was a character that didn't have a backstory, it would be a loving pet monkey. quote:"Gonk. Gonk." quote:Sometime after the Battle of Endor, rumors began to spread regarding a "Cult of the Power Droids." Apparently, a pair of GNK Power Droids would come to one's door and request funding for a religious fringe group. Advice from renowned linguist Ebenn Q3 Baobab was that one should merely utter the phrase "Gonk. Gonk. Gonk ko kyenga see," a highly controversial statement that was not allowed to be legally translated (see Baobab Security Directive 51-C). 
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Nov 28, 2014 02:57
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Blistex posted:I honestly thought that if there was a character that didn't have a backstory, it would be an irresistible siren song to a furry literotica writer with aspirations of making it big with official fan fiction They're, that should help you understand the situation
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Nov 28, 2014 02:59
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Nov 28, 2014 03:01
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Why is their epoch (the point in time that is "year 1" i.e. Jesus' approximate date of birth for us) the battle of Yavin? It would be one thing if the Emperor declared it year 1 when he took over, or if the Rebels declared it the year 1 when they killed the Emperor and partied with the Ewoks, but to date everything as being before or after a battle in the middle of a war?!
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Nov 28, 2014 03:14
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Why is their epoch (the point in time that is "year 1" i.e. Jesus' approximate date of birth for us) the battle of Yavin? It would be one thing if the Emperor declared it year 1 when he took over, or if the Rebels declared it the year 1 when they killed the Emperor and partied with the Ewoks, but to date everything as being before or after a battle in the middle of a war?! Galactic 9/11?
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Nov 28, 2014 03:22
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Also do they even need to call it "the new republic?" The Republic existed for like, 10,000 years or more, and then went away for like, less than 25 years, and then it came back. Any senators not rubbed out by Palpatine should still be alive, assuming rich people in Star Wars can afford life-extending medical care. This empire be a tiny little footnote in galactic legislative history, with many people on outer planets barely even noticing any change. "This one time a senator got supreme executive power and instituted some government-wide uniform redesigns. Then he died and everything went back to normal." e: "Oh also he tried to stop having the government of the entire galactic government, responsible for trillions of people, from being so intwined with and beholden to the opinions of some weird order of monks with magic powers and a propensity to go insane and do stupidly evil things. Liquid Dinosaur fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Nov 28, 2014 |
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Also do they even need to call it "the new republic?" The Republic existed for like, 10,000 years or more, and then went away for like, less than 25 years, and then it came back. Any senators not rubbed out by Palpatine should still be alive, assuming rich people in Star Wars can afford life-extending medical care. This empire be a tiny little footnote in galactic legislative history, with many people on outer planets barely even noticing any change. If the Tea Party served a term I'm sure it would be just as disruptive.
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