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TMMadman posted:Turkeys...the only animal smarter than man. Except the weasel. 
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Badger my rear end, it's probably Root Bear... ROOT BEAR!
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Nov 27, 2014 04:28
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TMMadman posted:Turkeys...the only animal smarter than man. Anyway, about my washtub...I just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a "walking bird". We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball"...
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Nov 27, 2014 04:48
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Do over Ham posted:
If that Do over Ham guy weren't staring at us, I'd take off my towel.
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Nov 27, 2014 04:54
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Cry Havoc posted:If that Do over Ham guy weren't staring at us, I'd take off my towel. You'll have to speak up; I'm wearing a towel.
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Nov 27, 2014 05:00
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Cry Havoc posted:If that Do over Ham guy weren't staring at us, I'd take off my towel. Incidentally, thank you for not making fun of my genitalia.
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Nov 27, 2014 05:08
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After The War posted:Incidentally, thank you for not making fun of my genitalia. I thought I did. 
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Nov 27, 2014 05:12
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After The War posted:Incidentally, thank you for not making fun of my genitalia. Hey After The War, I can see your doodle!
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Nov 27, 2014 05:19
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TL posted:Hey After The War, I can see your doodle! TL, can we trade? I don't trust these guys! 
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Nov 27, 2014 05:42
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I saw the best meals of my generation destroyed by the madness of my brother. My soul carved in slices by spikey-haired demons.
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Nov 27, 2014 07:41
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And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar which is just a pipe dream. Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love this thread has experienced. Well, not today.... you saw what happened. Oh Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic posters in the universe or what?
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Nov 27, 2014 16:16
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Do over Ham posted:Don't let Marion Barry's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. All I'm saying is, we'll go down to the pound and get a new Jazz-Mayor. 
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Nov 27, 2014 16:55
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TL posted:Hey After The War, I can see your doodle! C'mon TL, the human wang is a beautiful thing!
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Nov 27, 2014 17:00
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DrBouvenstein posted:All I'm saying is, we'll go down to the pound and get a new Jazz-Mayor. ♬ When the quote man's testifyin', a faithless man believes! ♬
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Nov 27, 2014 17:25
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After The War posted:C'mon TL, the human wang is a beautiful thing! Florida? That's America's wang!
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Nov 27, 2014 17:26
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Sasha aint ratchet posted:Florida? That's America's wang! I'm not a state, I'm a monster! 
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Nov 27, 2014 18:06
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Do over Ham posted:I saw the best meals of my generation 
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Nov 27, 2014 18:11
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Do over Ham posted:I saw the best meals of my generation Well, I hope they show the time where they traded guns to the Indians for corn, and then the Indians shot them, and took the corn.
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Nov 27, 2014 18:14
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Schremp Howard posted:Well, I hope they show the time where they traded guns to the Indians for corn, and then the Indians shot them, and took the corn. Hey, those kids are trying to learn for free!
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Nov 27, 2014 18:16
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Schremp Howard posted:Well, I hope they show the time where they traded guns to the Indians for corn, and then the Indians shot them, and took the corn. Hey, wait a minute. That was the same day he was at Ticonderoga. How could he be in two places at once?
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Nov 27, 2014 18:49
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Hey, wait a minute. That was the same day he was at Ticonderoga. How could he be in two places at once? This exhibit is closed!
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Nov 27, 2014 18:54
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Hey, wait a minute. That was the same day he was at Ticonderoga. How could he be in two places at once? You are banned from this quoting board! You, and your children, and your children's children!
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Nov 27, 2014 19:17
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Everything Counts posted:You are banned from this quoting board! You, and your children, and your children's children! For three months.
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Nov 27, 2014 23:17
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Schremp Howard posted:Well, I hope they show the time where they traded guns to the Indians for corn, and then the Indians shot them, and took the corn. Oh not the corn! Paul Newman is gonna have my legs broke! 
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Nov 28, 2014 00:17
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Striking Yak posted:I just put a quote in your crummy thread! That's an empty quote; it belongs in the comedy gas chamber!
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Nov 28, 2014 00:22
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Schremp Howard posted:Well, I hope they show the time where they traded guns to the Indians for corn, and then the Indians shot them, and took the corn. I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy danish.
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Nov 28, 2014 00:28
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Spectacle Rock posted:That's an empty quote; it belongs in the comedy gas chamber! No forum would ever gas a stupid newbie thread! ...maybe Pet Island.
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Nov 28, 2014 01:03
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jscolon2.0 posted:I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy danish. Yoink!
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Nov 28, 2014 01:26
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TMMadman posted:Yoink! My insulin!
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Nov 28, 2014 01:27
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Writer Cath posted:My insulin! Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!
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Nov 28, 2014 01:33
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Schremp Howard posted:Well, I hope they show the time where they traded guns to the Indians for corn, and then the Indians shot them, and took the corn. The enemy surrounded the fort, and said that if the captain was sent out, the rest would be spared. What did they do? They sent him out! Was he killed? And how! That's why they call it 'Fort Sensible'.
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Nov 28, 2014 01:33
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:No forum would ever gas a stupid newbie thread! What he meant was the Pet Island is actually a peninsula.
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Nov 28, 2014 01:34
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Merry Fishmas!
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Nov 28, 2014 02:12
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar which is just a pipe dream. Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love this thread has experienced. Well, not today.... you saw what happened. Oh Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic posters in the universe or what? Uuuh, Boardroom Jimmy? Bring me another one of those...uuh...
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Nov 28, 2014 05:28
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Do over Ham posted:Uuuh, Boardroom Jimmy? Bring me another one of those...uuh... The turkey's a little dry. ...the turkey's a little dry! O foul accursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee? 
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Nov 28, 2014 05:35
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I see these kids now with 'Jive' printed on their shirts, pff. Now I can teach you how to say 'Jive'.
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Nov 28, 2014 05:56
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:The turkey's a little dry. It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good! It's just a little slimy, it's still good, it's still good! It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!
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Nov 28, 2014 06:36
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Do over Ham posted:It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good! I don't need any quoting suggestions from you, you quote thread-wrecking, know-nothing, know-it-all!
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Alright pie, I'm just gonna do this And if you get eaten, it's your own fault.
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