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Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

gently caress yeah

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Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?

African AIDS cum posted:

Reading meltdowns on the 49ers instagram while listening to KNBR postgame, the fans have turned on Kaep now, the knives are out. Lol I am loving this.
The best thing about being a 49ers fan in a place without 49er fans is that I dont have to interact with other 49ers fans.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

Wilson 15/22 236 1 td

Game status: Managed

1 TD called short that wasnt and another called back by a bogus penalty. He played great

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

African AIDS cum posted:

Last time Seahawks won @ SF was Seneca Wallace vs. JT O'Sullivan

It's a good thing this wasn't at sf then.

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

TubeStank posted:

The Bears had one job and they failed at is because they're bad.

The other games really didn't matter as much but it's always funny watching Dallas lose.

Wilson is going to see a similar contract to Kaep's over the summer.

I think the Seahawks will be incredibly lucky to get him to sign a contract like Kaepernick's.

edit: Bruce gettin attacked by 49ers fans, dang:

Bruce Irvin ‏@BIrvin_WVU11 56s
Lol sold it didn't smoke it lolol RT @ROGUE36BLACK: @BleacherReport Bruce Irvin needs to go be homeless and smoking crack again!

Bruce Irvin ‏@BIrvin_WVU11 12m
Lmaoooo 19-3 RT @4ever49ers: @BIrvin_WVU11 gently caress YOU!!! You dumb black rear end in a top hat! Go back to Africa

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

TubeStank posted:

It's a good thing this wasn't at sf then.

Yes, the game was Seattle @ SF despite them now playing in silicon valley stripmall hell your attempt at being pedantic will not succeed

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Schwack posted:

I think the Seahawks will be incredibly lucky to get him to sign a contract like Kaepernick's.

There will have to be more guarantees but the structure will be similar. Wilson is better at funslinging.

African AIDS cum posted:

Yes, the game was Seattle @ SF despite them now playing in silicon valley stripmall hell your attempt at being pedantic will not succeed

Lighten up poster African AIDS cum

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

African AIDS cum posted:

1 TD called short that wasnt and another called back by a bogus penalty. He played great

Game Manager isnt a big insult in my book.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

African AIDS cum posted:

Reading meltdowns on the 49ers instagram while listening to KNBR postgame, the fans have turned on Kaep now, the knives are out. Lol I am loving this.

Why shouldn't they, that was loving embarrassing

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Seahawks looking pretty drat good right now. The score should have been much higher. If they can beat the Cards again and finish strong they could take the division.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Vengarr posted:

Dez awaits rematch against "KINDA CHEAP" Eagles


It's like his brain nearly caught up to his mouth mid-run-on-sentence, but then it missed the tackle and his mouth zoomed away again. And why "kinda" cheap?


What's the fine for an elbow to the hip? Is it similar to the one for picking a fight after every snap?

Hey Dez, I feel I should tell you something

DOOP posted:

Did I mention that Dwayne Harris is a massive wiener

because he is

cheapest moment of the whole game

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The 49ers suck and Levi Field is cursed so I can't really figure out how good the Seahawks are from this game. At Philly and at Arizona are gonna be real tough for them since they are just a different team away from Centurylink Field brought to you by XBone.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

TubeStank posted:

There will have to be more guarantees but the structure will be similar. Wilson is better at funslinging.


Lighten up poster African AIDS cum

Yes I'm joking, might be too euphoric right now, will shut it down, what a day bros.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
Oh man, that Dwayne Harris thing.

I was all, "Wait, is that legal? It seems like it should happen all the time if it is...?"

I'm still not clear on it.

DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
Seahawks defense has dominated 2 of the worst offenses in the league in back to back weeks. So maybe they're back? Or maybe not?
Russel had a really good game tonight, 10.7 YPA and only 2 really bad throws that I recall. That's very encouraging since he's been really off throwing lately. Still, the
overall offense sputtered all night, failing at one point to punch in a 1st and goal from the 1. Niners defense is really good so that's part of it, of course.

Next week will be interesting to answer the twin questions of: Is Seattle's defense really back, or just playing bad offenses? Is Mark Sanchez actually good now, or just feasting on bad defenses with a great system and talent around him?


Man I am enjoying this rivalry so much these days.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

FuriousxGeorge posted:

Oh man, that Dwayne Harris thing.

I was all, "Wait, is that legal? It seems like it should happen all the time if it is...?"

I'm still not clear on it.

I don't have a full video of the play to confirm it, but I'm pretty sure he had signaled for a fair catch. In which case:

"A player who signals for a fair catch is not required to catch the ball. However, if a player signals for a fair catch, he may not block or initiate contact with any player on the kicking team until the ball touches a player. Penalty: snap 15 yards."

I'm pretty sure that's what happened.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

Vengarr posted:

I don't have a full video of the play to confirm it, but I'm pretty sure he had signaled for a fair catch. In which case:

"A player who signals for a fair catch is not required to catch the ball. However, if a player signals for a fair catch, he may not block or initiate contact with any player on the kicking team until the ball touches a player. Penalty: snap 15 yards."

I'm pretty sure that's what happened.

No signal that I see...

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/cowboys--garrett--harris-get-strange-explanation-for-flag---he-hit-him-too-hard--035046611.html

quote:

"They told us that he hit him too hard unnecessarily."

I feel like if they are gonna make rules to allow the returner an attempt to make the catch he shouldn't also get to level a gunner trying to do the same, but I don't know what the precise rules are here. "Hit him too hard" is not a good standard I think.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Schwack posted:

I think the Seahawks will be incredibly lucky to get him to sign a contract like Kaepernick's.

edit: Bruce gettin attacked by 49ers fans, dang:

Bruce Irvin ‏@BIrvin_WVU11 56s
Lol sold it didn't smoke it lolol RT @ROGUE36BLACK: @BleacherReport Bruce Irvin needs to go be homeless and smoking crack again!

Bruce Irvin ‏@BIrvin_WVU11 12m
Lmaoooo 19-3 RT @4ever49ers: @BIrvin_WVU11 gently caress YOU!!! You dumb black rear end in a top hat! Go back to Africa

Dag

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
A guy who sat in front of me in Candlestick & screamed for Kaepernick over Alex Smith for 6 months was yelling after the game today at Levi's that the Niners should have stuck with Smith. I don't think he banked on the people being next to him at Candlestick being there. :laffo:

This is the denial stage of grief. 49ers fans are reacting... poorly. Personally I'm relieved that when people tell me the Niners suck I can go "yup" or "your team is 1-10"

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Nov 28, 2014

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
that game was almost as satisfying as my dinner + drinks + desserts. just kidding it was actually way more satisfying. 3 points lmbo nice futbol score you silicon valley fucks

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

wheez the roux posted:

that game was almost as satisfying as my dinner + drinks + desserts. just kidding it was actually way more satisfying. 3 points lmbo nice futbol score you silicon valley fucks

How was the pizza?

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
At least watching people overreact to one game of football is entertaining.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
I burnt my mouth on some frozen pizza I made last night because I was so drunk I couldn't feel the pain. So I feel for you wheeez.

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
The Seahawks are far from perfect and definitely have some other stuff they can work on, but at least they proved today that the San Francisco Forty-Niners Football Team is a Bad Football Team. That is all I could ask for, happy Thanksgiving.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Bad Moon posted:

How was the pizza?

my pizza dough + gravy as sauce + turkey and cheese toppings is the attack plan for leftovers tomorrow, along with stuffing and turkey empanadas and maybe a pot pie or two. this year's thanksgiving was small since it was just my parents and one of my sisters all here in my tiny pullman apt with a joke of a kitchen, we did it here to avoid having to do a bunch of driving on black friday and since we're all going to the apple cup. anyway for today I did the turkey, hasselback potato gratin, harvard beets, sausage & sage dressing, and gravy with the drippings from the bird and from roasting all the giblets, spines, mirepoix, etc. desserts are a bourbon pecan pumpkin pie and a spiced bourbon caramel apple pie w/dates and currants. no pics of the dessert yet since im holding on baking them until we have space after the main courses. probably will hold them until tomorrow and we'll just eat ferdinands ice cream and drink tonight







nothing particularly fancy today, just classics done right

wheez the roux fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Nov 28, 2014

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
49ers' GM's daughter tweeted to fire Greg Roman. Hopefully she's a spoiled brat and gets whatever she wants.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Ha ha ha what a terrible game.

Let's ignore the offensive problems for a second.

The defense played pretty great for what they were given to work with; we bottled up Lynch well until exhaustion started setting in, and we made some amazing stands that kept the score close. It did feel like we kept getting beat on the same play over and over because the secondary wasn't backing up the linebackers effectively. Wilson made some incredible escapes, but he's still very reliant on them, and my thin comfort is these dark days continues to be that he really is going to fall off a cliff when he loses a step; but he might get the Seahawks back to the Super Bowl a few more times before then, so Seahawks fans can't complain too much.

Special teams play has completely collapsed over the last few years, and I don't know who could possibly be blamed for that except Harbaugh. Fumbles on punts happen. Punters who mishandle snaps, however, should have waking nightmares for weeks about the sudden sensation of a backup linebacker's hands, pulling them down, down into that special circle of hell reserved for kick specialists who are somehow still holding on to the ball five seconds after the snap. They must not be allowed to calmly collect themselves and launch the punt downfield anyway. They must know brimstone.

Offense, just... fire Greg Roman, for one, and then after you're done burning his gameplans and his playbooks and his player notes and his house and his servants and his cattle, maybe take a good long look at Kaep and see if there's anything there left salvaging. Kaep never has made good decisions, but he did once have some degree of accuracy, and he certainly had an ability to scramble effectively, both of which seem to have been completely lost to time. And I swear there was a point a few years when he was at least trying to make multiple reads.

STOP LITTERING
Sep 11, 2005


if this guy is your Uber driver you are hosed.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Corny Cornflake posted:

if this guy is your Uber driver you are hosed.

He's headed to a theme party but I can't put my finger on what the theme might be.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Spoeank posted:

He's headed to a theme party but I can't put my finger on what the theme might be.

Russell Wilson.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

wheez the roux posted:

my pizza dough + gravy as sauce + turkey and cheese toppings is the attack plan for leftovers tomorrow, along with stuffing and turkey empanadas and maybe a pot pie or two. this year's thanksgiving was small since it was just my parents and one of my sisters all here in my tiny pullman apt with a joke of a kitchen, we did it here to avoid having to do a bunch of driving on black friday and since we're all going to the apple cup. anyway for today I did the turkey, hasselback potato gratin, harvard beets, sausage & sage dressing, and gravy with the drippings from the bird and from roasting all the giblets, spines, mirepoix, etc. desserts are a bourbon pecan pumpkin pie and a spiced bourbon caramel apple pie w/dates and currants. no pics of the dessert yet since im holding on baking them until we have space after the main courses. probably will hold them until tomorrow and we'll just eat ferdinands ice cream and drink tonight







nothing particularly fancy today, just classics done right

Sounds like an aftermath as delicious as the win tonight

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



MonsterWalk posted:

Dude looks like the worst genie from the worst lamp.

hahahahahahaha


Also please continue to run Jim Harbaugh out of San Francisco and to Ann Arbor, 9ers

LEGO Genetics
Oct 8, 2013

She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

Neodoomium posted:

hahahahahahaha


Also please continue to run Jim Harbaugh out of San Francisco and to Ann Arbor, 9ers

He's coming to Oakland :colbert:

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



LEGO Genetics posted:

He's coming to Oakland :colbert:

Yeah probably but I get to be delusional about this until mid-January before we hire Greg Schiano and I go hang myself

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


rjmccall posted:

Ha ha ha what a terrible game.

Let's ignore the offensive problems for a second.

The defense played pretty great for what they were given to work with; we bottled up Lynch well until exhaustion started setting in, and we made some amazing stands that kept the score close. It did feel like we kept getting beat on the same play over and over because the secondary wasn't backing up the linebackers effectively. Wilson made some incredible escapes, but he's still very reliant on them, and my thin comfort is these dark days continues to be that he really is going to fall off a cliff when he loses a step; but he might get the Seahawks back to the Super Bowl a few more times before then, so Seahawks fans can't complain too much.

Special teams play has completely collapsed over the last few years, and I don't know who could possibly be blamed for that except Harbaugh. Fumbles on punts happen. Punters who mishandle snaps, however, should have waking nightmares for weeks about the sudden sensation of a backup linebacker's hands, pulling them down, down into that special circle of hell reserved for kick specialists who are somehow still holding on to the ball five seconds after the snap. They must not be allowed to calmly collect themselves and launch the punt downfield anyway. They must know brimstone.

Offense, just... fire Greg Roman, for one, and then after you're done burning his gameplans and his playbooks and his player notes and his house and his servants and his cattle, maybe take a good long look at Kaep and see if there's anything there left salvaging. Kaep never has made good decisions, but he did once have some degree of accuracy, and he certainly had an ability to scramble effectively, both of which seem to have been completely lost to time. And I swear there was a point a few years when he was at least trying to make multiple reads.

Agreed

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

rjmccall posted:

Special teams play has completely collapsed over the last few years, and I don't know who could possibly be blamed for that except Harbaugh. Fumbles on punts happen. Punters who mishandle snaps, however, should have waking nightmares for weeks about the sudden sensation of a backup linebacker's hands, pulling them down, down into that special circle of hell reserved for kick specialists who are somehow still holding on to the ball five seconds after the snap. They must not be allowed to calmly collect themselves and launch the punt downfield anyway. They must know brimstone.

That's a great paragraph.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

He should stop hawking beats and start hawking Beatens. :downsrim:


Schwack posted:


Bruce Irvin ‏@BIrvin_WVU11 56s
Lol sold it didn't smoke it lolol RT @ROGUE36BLACK: @BleacherReport Bruce Irvin needs to go be homeless and smoking crack again!


Bruce Irvin is the man.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Kaep looked really bad, but so did everyone else on the 49ers offense. I eagerly await more Michigan fans jerking off at the thought of Jim Harbaugh coaching their team.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I'm not aiming that at anyone here btw

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FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
NFL coaches with succesfull track records are just dying to go back to the minors apparently.

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