Mans posted:

Maybe you should also stop stealing their content?

Volume posted:

Arx Monolith posted:

Well that IS how rape works.

Subjunctive posted:

Sometimes. Sometimes the rapist just drinks the victim under the Huxtable.

Subjunctive posted:

Sometimes. Sometimes the rapist just drinks the victim under the Huxtable.

Waltzing Along posted:

Charge per month. Just a dollar. I think most people would pay $20 a year to stay (bans would only cost $1 to resub.)

Trip Daddy X posted:

I wouldn't. I paid $10 11 years ago and it's because of posts like yours that I feel like I haven't gotten my money's worth yet.

Baronjutter posted:

Telling a white person "it's not all about you" is basically the n-word for white people. They can say it to each other, it's their word, but as an outsider no one has any business ever telling a white person not to be the centre of attention. But don't worry, they'll make you telling them it's not all about them into an issue all about them.

Yodzilla posted:

Yeah why the hell were there Native Americans in Never Never Land anyway?

raditts posted:

The Indian Removal Act was a hell of a thing.

Peanut and the Gang posted:

"Yeah, let that money flow!" Lowtax is swiping mad benjamins one at a time into the air to land in his Penthouse money pool. Shmorky the tran with a new boobjob laying spread eagle and catching some rays under the sunroof. "We did it hun" she says. "With the sell of the SA office, they all think we're poor as balls. They'll never realize we have all the moolah in the world. They'll never catch us!" Lowtax nods with a smirk on his face. "Yeah bae. Now gimme some sugar." Fade to black.

Sharkie posted:

Hell no. What the hell is wrong with you? Either quit drinking, or keep drinking until you drink yourself back into making sense. Jesus Christ. If I were your boss and I heard you ask this, I would tell you to pack your things and get the hell out. If I were your father I'd slap you for disrespecting your mother by parading her son's ignorance like that. I'm shaking my drat head. What a boneheaded question.

You mental leper. You stunted, gaping hobgoblin. You're the runt piglet of your generation. You're the drooling, slack-jawed, braying face of Ignorance itself. I've heard more thoughtful questions moaned through sanitarium walls by hydrocephalics.

Humanity itself should reject you, tossing you over the bow of civilization to float aimless upon the seas of idiocy until you are pulled under, lost and forgotten, by the weight of your own staggering stupidity.

An Angry Bug posted:

Agean90 posted:

I remember the good old days when you get non-nationalist wierdness in the in game chat. Like the guy who posted a script for a gay porn version of black hawk down line by line.

unlimited shrimp posted:

I catcalled on the sidewalk, but it belonged to the women.
No pavement under my feet, only shards of matriarchy.

I leaned in to smell hair, but it grew from a womens studies student.
No locks past her shoulders, only thorns of misandry.

I copped, I copped a feel, but it was "assault" by fiat.
No virile python between my legs, only a dagger of oppression.

"But you are we, don't you see?" shrieks Twitter.
"You'll fit in, you'll fit when properly cut!" howls the feminist.

No, I am Me! I am Me!
I'll fit myself wherever I'll be. I'll be me and I'll be free!

drat you gynocrat, tumblr, oppressor! drat you Feminist and Liberal!
I'd drat you all!

I'd drat you all to the Patriarchy...

...if there were one.

...of SCIENCE! posted:

was i a broken human being and terrible mod? hmm let me think
* Wrote 750 stories about parents raping their sexy kids
* Did erotic let's plays of The Sims(long story)
* Went to school for 10 years so I could make latin jokes
* Called rape "dubcon" to get around Amazon's content rules

Sound posted:

My brother (Tim) got out of Prison about 2 years ago after serving 9 years for producing/selling meth. He had a string of other drug related charges prior to his arrest, and made a bunch of really stupid choices.

He got out and I gave him a job, which he has been doing really well at. It's a skilled trade and he supervises others, hasn't had any gently caress ups in 2 years.

About 8 months ago he met a girl on craigslist, 6 months ago he tells me he is married to her.

[Snip for description of relationship in which OPs brother is being abused]

The real kicker is that after a fight earlier this week he relapsed and got high on meth "as a way to get out of my life with her". He has agreed to weekly drug tests to continue his employment.

Straker posted:

I don't mean to trivialize the rest of this and it sounds like stuff is generally under control anyway, which is awesome, but this stuck out as really weird/awkward. How is this "the kicker"? Meth is actually a pretty fantastic drug if you can handle your poo poo, it doesn't immediately turn you into a creepy John Malkovich character and make your teeth fall out.

Not that your brother sounds like he should be doing drugs, just saying getting high once isn't really a big deal and poo poo, he probably needed that.

slinkimalinki posted:

slinkimalinki posted:

Shindragon posted:

This was probably the first steam sale I didn't participate in. Being unemployed sucks.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I could get you in at Pornhub. Seriously.

bowmore posted:

Doing what?

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Office stuff, like being a content gatekeeper, formatting videos with titles and proper tags, or technical support for our other sites.

Or, if you're a developer, you'd earn some serious money working on our network's backend.

Heh. But really...

... heh.

kirbysuperstar posted:

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

working on our network's backend.

KoldPT posted:

Guess the thread.

Fatkraken posted:

there's an entire GBS thread right now that's collecting TCC's greatest hits. Those were always my favourite parts of this thread so it's like catnip to me

KoldPT posted:

Guess the thread.

KoldPT posted:

Guess the thread.

CAT rear end now!!! posted:

why

why would you offer a job to a complete stranger in a thread about buying games on Steam, on an online forum full of manchildren

CAT rear end now!!! posted:

why

why would you offer a job to a complete stranger in a thread about buying games on Steam, on an online forum full of manchildren

BKPR posted:

Request: that thread where Haomo critiques a dude's fantasy story line by line and talks about making GBS threads himself.

Casu Marzu posted:

oldpainless posted:

I can stare into a man's stretched anus with not a blink of discomfort, but that picture disgusts me on a very basic level.

Gonz posted:

I require these alleged spoilers immmediately. Give them to me. GIVE THEM TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Gonz posted:

Wait, nevermind. Found 'em.

*reads alleged spoilers*

Oh my god. Ohhhhhh godddddddddddddddddddddddddd. AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGH. If that's legit, then goddamn. What a swerve that'd be.

Fatkraken posted:

there's an entire GBS thread right now that's collecting TCC's greatest hits. Those were always my favourite parts of this thread so it's like catnip to me

Pierson posted:

Oh god that sounds amazing have you got a link? Can't really check gbs from my phone.

Fatkraken posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3684376 (Subjunctive linked it above too)

Bishop posted:

I've come across a fair number of addicts in the real world and the scary thing is that TCC really is far more informed and rational (to the extent you can be rational about hard drugs) than junkies as a whole

Grody posted:

She can't be less than 240 pounds and he's probably 220. It's pretty atrocious. She's so fat that one time when they went kayaking the boat sunk so low it started letting water in and she flipped trying to get out

Lipset and Rock On posted:

TOTAL LOL! Amirite OP!

Sounds like you saved your brother a whole lot of trouble having to bang a fat chick for the rest of his life, yeah?


Mods, please change the title to 'Brother's girlfriend is a lunatic and probably weighs 240 pounds'

Tony Homo posted:

What sorts of personal problems do you have? I have a 4" penis and can only bone my wife when she's drunk. One time my dad walked in when I was leaving the shower at age 11 and he stared at me and said "hahahaha you're going to satisfy someone with that?? Hahaha". I told my wife this during a drunk time and during a very bad argument she told me my dad was right. Pow zip pow! Right in the self-esteem. What tales do you have to tell that really cut you deep when you tell people?

1stGear posted:

Probably because its loving Pornhub. Its not exactly a site that requires detailed management and meticulous care.

Full Battle Rattle posted:

Every Lifetime original that is made, every spousal abuse portrayed, every jilted white lady signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in terrible movies is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern Lifetime script is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single cringe-worthy plotline with a half million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single no-name actress with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. This is, I repeat, the best way of life to be found on the road the world has been taking. This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening mediocrity, it is humanity hanging from a cross of velvet.

mllaneza posted:

The Grumpy Cat movie is premiering on Lifetime. We got this.