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Mans posted:
gently caress that! This is the internet!* Brought to you by Ebaum's world
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 22:21 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 17:34 |
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Well that IS how rape works.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 22:43 |
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Arx Monolith posted:Well that IS how rape works. Sometimes. Sometimes the rapist just drinks the victim under the Huxtable.
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:59 |
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Subjunctive posted:Sometimes. Sometimes the rapist just drinks the victim under the Huxtable. Subjunctive posted:Sometimes. Sometimes the rapist just drinks the victim under the Huxtable. Topical, but a bit of a reach. 5/10
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 02:36 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Charge per month. Just a dollar. I think most people would pay $20 a year to stay (bans would only cost $1 to resub.) Trip Daddy X posted:I wouldn't. I paid $10 11 years ago and it's because of posts like yours that I feel like I haven't gotten my money's worth yet.
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:34 |
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Baronjutter posted:Telling a white person "it's not all about you" is basically the n-word for white people. They can say it to each other, it's their word, but as an outsider no one has any business ever telling a white person not to be the centre of attention. But don't worry, they'll make you telling them it's not all about them into an issue all about them.
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 14:59 |
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Yodzilla posted:Yeah why the hell were there Native Americans in Never Never Land anyway? raditts posted:The Indian Removal Act was a hell of a thing.
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 20:18 |
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Peanut and the Gang posted:"Yeah, let that money flow!" Lowtax is swiping mad benjamins one at a time into the air to land in his Penthouse money pool. Shmorky the tran with a new boobjob laying spread eagle and catching some rays under the sunroof. "We did it hun" she says. "With the sell of the SA office, they all think we're poor as balls. They'll never realize we have all the moolah in the world. They'll never catch us!" Lowtax nods with a smirk on his face. "Yeah bae. Now gimme some sugar." Fade to black.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 05:51 |
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Pretty sure that's an old 4chan copy-paste
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 15:40 |
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Awful Quotes 7: pretty sure that's an old 4chan post
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 20:10 |
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Sharkie posted:Hell no. What the hell is wrong with you? Either quit drinking, or keep drinking until you drink yourself back into making sense. Jesus Christ. If I were your boss and I heard you ask this, I would tell you to pack your things and get the hell out. If I were your father I'd slap you for disrespecting your mother by parading her son's ignorance like that. I'm shaking my drat head. What a boneheaded question.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 20:53 |
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I was going to say that seems a little over the top but then I saw it was responding to My Imaginary GF.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 22:29 |
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Agean90 posted:I remember the good old days when you get non-nationalist wierdness in the in game chat. Like the guy who posted a script for a gay porn version of black hawk down line by line.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 00:46 |
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In honor of Thanksgiving, could someone please post or link that story about a package deliveryman or something who got attacked and chased by a turkey for a whole block? It ended with the bird attacking everything else at the intersection he stopped at and the words "gently caress that turkey".
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:20 |
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unlimited shrimp posted:I catcalled on the sidewalk, but it belonged to the women.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 03:05 |
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...of SCIENCE! posted:was i a broken human being and terrible mod? hmm let me think
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 05:27 |
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Request: that thread where Haomo critiques a dude's fantasy story line by line and talks about making GBS threads himself.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 05:41 |
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Sound posted:My brother (Tim) got out of Prison about 2 years ago after serving 9 years for producing/selling meth. He had a string of other drug related charges prior to his arrest, and made a bunch of really stupid choices. Straker posted:I don't mean to trivialize the rest of this and it sounds like stuff is generally under control anyway, which is awesome, but this stuck out as really weird/awkward. How is this "the kicker"? Meth is actually a pretty fantastic drug if you can handle your poo poo, it doesn't immediately turn you into a creepy John Malkovich character and make your teeth fall out.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 08:46 |
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That went in a direction I did not expect, exactly at Straker's "Meth is actually" it was like a railroad switch being set inside my head without my knowledge.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 08:52 |
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there's an entire GBS thread right now that's collecting TCC's greatest hits. Those were always my favourite parts of this thread so it's like catnip to me
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 10:27 |
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Shindragon posted:This was probably the first steam sale I didn't participate in. Being unemployed sucks. Rupert Buttermilk posted:I could get you in at Pornhub. Seriously. bowmore posted:Doing what? Rupert Buttermilk posted:Office stuff, like being a content gatekeeper, formatting videos with titles and proper tags, or technical support for our other sites. Guess the thread.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 13:57 |
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kirbysuperstar posted:
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 14:15 |
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KoldPT posted:Guess the thread. The first quote gives it away
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 14:37 |
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Fatkraken posted:there's an entire GBS thread right now that's collecting TCC's greatest hits. Those were always my favourite parts of this thread so it's like catnip to me that thread is a pretty great use of some time.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 14:39 |
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KoldPT posted:Guess the thread. That poor man's inbox
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 14:50 |
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KoldPT posted:Guess the thread. why why would you offer a job to a complete stranger in a thread about buying games on Steam, on an online forum full of manchildren
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 15:33 |
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CAT rear end now!!! posted:
You say that like the one offering isn't included in that description.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 15:39 |
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CAT rear end now!!! posted:
Probably because its loving Pornhub. Its not exactly a site that requires detailed management and meticulous care.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 16:01 |
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BKPR posted:Request: that thread where Haomo critiques a dude's fantasy story line by line and talks about making GBS threads himself. This isnt it but he made the post soon after this one http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3496693&userid=40689 which owns
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 16:40 |
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oldpainless posted:I can stare into a man's stretched anus with not a blink of discomfort, but that picture disgusts me on a very basic level.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 18:50 |
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Gonz posted:I require these alleged spoilers immmediately. Give them to me. GIVE THEM TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE. Gonz posted:Wait, nevermind. Found 'em.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 20:00 |
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Fatkraken posted:there's an entire GBS thread right now that's collecting TCC's greatest hits. Those were always my favourite parts of this thread so it's like catnip to me Oh god that sounds amazing have you got a link? Can't really check gbs from my phone.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 20:13 |
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Pierson posted:Oh god that sounds amazing have you got a link? Can't really check gbs from my phone. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3684376 (Subjunctive linked it above too)
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 20:23 |
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Fatkraken posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3684376 (Subjunctive linked it above too) Bishop posted:I've come across a fair number of addicts in the real world and the scary thing is that TCC really is far more informed and rational (to the extent you can be rational about hard drugs) than junkies as a whole
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 21:23 |
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I don't care what you people say, E/N is the best forum on this siteGrody posted:She can't be less than 240 pounds and he's probably 220. It's pretty atrocious. She's so fat that one time when they went kayaking the boat sunk so low it started letting water in and she flipped trying to get out
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 23:43 |
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Lipset and Rock On posted:TOTAL LOL! Amirite OP! Someone got really offended about the OP saying she was super fat.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 00:17 |
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Tony Homo posted:What sorts of personal problems do you have? I have a 4" penis and can only bone my wife when she's drunk. One time my dad walked in when I was leaving the shower at age 11 and he stared at me and said "hahahaha you're going to satisfy someone with that?? Hahaha". I told my wife this during a drunk time and during a very bad argument she told me my dad was right. Pow zip pow! Right in the self-esteem. What tales do you have to tell that really cut you deep when you tell people?
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 01:53 |
1stGear posted:Probably because its loving Pornhub. Its not exactly a site that requires detailed management and meticulous care. You made me think about it and I expect it's probably pretty complicated to run any video hosting site of that size. Aside from developers and system administrators, they'd also need people to advertise, monetize, deal with legal troubles, etc. I'm sure there are some unique problems that come with hosting pornography too. Not that it's not weird to offer people jobs like that on SA. He's probably just some junior developer too hahaha
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 02:03 |
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The Grumpy Cat movie is premiering on Lifetime. We got this.Full Battle Rattle posted:Every Lifetime original that is made, every spousal abuse portrayed, every jilted white lady signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in terrible movies is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern Lifetime script is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single cringe-worthy plotline with a half million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single no-name actress with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. This is, I repeat, the best way of life to be found on the road the world has been taking. This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening mediocrity, it is humanity hanging from a cross of velvet.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 03:40 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 17:34 |
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mllaneza posted:The Grumpy Cat movie is premiering on Lifetime. We got this. Has SuperMechaGodzilla posted a 10,000 word essay about how the Grumpy Cat movie is secretly a deconstruction of American life and how we are all truly the Grumpy Cat at the end of the day?
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