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Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

This is loving golden and everyone should read it.

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Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

Il Raggio Infernale


Lots more where this came from: https://twitter.com/colonsmellsgood

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i think i love you

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

This is loving golden and everyone should read it.

The doctor said "No."

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Copyright 2014 no copyright intended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-iFr9q1I8&t=118s

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

RIP @StealthMountain, the Twitter bot that made fun of everybody who posted "sneak peak".

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater.

I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.

Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

OP, what you've just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul...


... Ok, but the doctor said "No" would've done just fine.

beato has a new favorite as of 07:22 on Nov 28, 2014

Euphoriaphone
Aug 10, 2006

Gorilla Salad posted:

For everyone who went straight past this, it's the full thread of the "underwater weight test" thing and it is insane.

I read all of it and now I want to set things on fire.

Actually, the story was originally posted on IGN's The Vestibule. It shames me so much that I used to post there, and that's the only thing the board is ever known for.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It goes on for 52 pages. Does anyone ever figure out what the gently caress?

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008


:v:

Blamzor
Jul 10, 2009
Nap Ghost
I think it turns out hes autistic and just doesn't handle things well is all .

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Blamzor posted:

I think it turns out hes autistic and just doesn't handle things well is all .

I think he also isn't a native English speaker and doesn't understand girls (these two are probably not related). The first because his word usage and sentence construction are really awkward, and the second because he appears to have mistaken girls running their hands through their hair (which literally everybody with long hair does from time to time) as "pretending to put their hair up in a ponytail but not actually doing so" which is a conclusion only a goddamn weirdo would come to.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I think he also isn't a native English speaker

Very last thing he posted: "I am not from England, I was born in the US ..."

He may just be weird.

epopt
Feb 12, 2008




cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

Are you people actually analyzing that post?

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Jim DiGriz
Apr 28, 2008

Maybe there is no room for guys like us.
Grimey Drawer


Bot-generated memes

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007


twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

These were funny at first, but they kinda lose the magic once you see "something something dildos something something Nazis" for the 18th time and you start to realize what they put in the "word bank".

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Mezzanine posted:

These were funny at first, but they kinda lose the magic once you see "something something dildos something something Nazis" for the 18th time and you start to realize what they put in the "word bank".

Yeah, it really looks like they just used a limited set of words and then play madlibs with them.

These might be funnier if they used some kind of machine learning thing for them.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Wheany posted:

Yeah, it really looks like they just used a limited set of words and then play madlibs with them.

These might be funnier if they used some kind of machine learning thing for them.

Like a neural net processor? A learning computer?

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Revenge of the Swiss

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

fullroundaction posted:

Revenge of the Swiss

I'm sick of the swiss...

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Mayostard posted:

I'm sick of the swiss...

He's sick of the Swiss.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://vine.co/v/O1OA25HWbmj

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Everything Counts posted:

He's sick of the Swiss.



It's the great Throwdini!

Throwgali never had a chance.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Rib Kid + Peter Dinklage == that guy

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

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sforzacio
Nov 6, 2012


holy poo poo

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