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TEAYCHES posted:i liked the part where he talks about pizza rolls and theres the creepy stuff about his dead wife and the imprisoned hookers the best part of waking up is lsd in your coffee
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Gonna laugh when JJ connects star trek to this. "Aw poo poo, Spock don't die bro!! Wait, out of no where Han solo saves the day!!! *super bro fist*"
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TEAYCHES posted:star wars prequels and jj abrams star trek dont suck on the same level or in the same way you're right, at least teh star wars prequels had ambition
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I actually like the new lightsabre. Reminiscent of some huge knight sword rather than, say, a katana. I mean they are knights after all.
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lemme know if Brienne of Tarth like, beats up a dude in this movie, all straddling up on him like, otherwise not gonna see
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Gutcruncher posted:I actually like the new lightsabre. Reminiscent of some huge knight sword rather than, say, a katana. I mean they are knights after all. This is going to be really silly but the laser part of the crossguard comes after a metal part... which could be sliced off just fine which makes it pointless. Or if the metal part of the guard is magic lightsaber resistant metal then why have part of it be laser in the first place? I know I'm taking it way too seriously though. Movie will probably be pretty good and I'm excited for it.
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yeah im pissed about that too def boycotting
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Ivor Biggun posted:George divorced his wife and all the Star Wars movies after that sucked. That's apparently the real story behind all the special editions. He wanted to change the editing enough that he wouldn't have to pay her royalties because he's a triflin' little bastard
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I came away from that trailer with no impressions whatsoever. There was a time where I hadn't seen that trailer and now there is a time where I have, and that is about all that has changed. A movie about Star Wars is being made. Okay.
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Daynab posted:This is going to be really silly but the laser part of the crossguard comes after a metal part... which could be sliced off just fine which makes it pointless. Or if the metal part of the guard is magic lightsaber resistant metal then why have part of it be laser in the first place? cause it's cool!! and looks like an upside down cross
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I hope the LAAT Gunship from the prequels makes a comeback in Imperial livery. It's such a cool, heavy duty dropship design and deserves a place right up there alongside the X-Wing, Mil Falcon, etc in terms of SW ships.
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Nov 29, 2014 11:38
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i watched it op it was good
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edit: the entire star wars 7 movie
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THE PENETRATOR posted:edit: the entire star wars 7 movie how does it compare to Moon
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psyman posted:I hope the LAAT Gunship from the prequels makes a comeback in Imperial livery. It's such a cool, heavy duty dropship design and deserves a place right up there alongside the X-Wing, Mil Falcon, etc in terms of SW ships. Agreed, these things were pretty awesome. In fact, Clone Troopers were the coolest part of the prequels. 
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Professor Shark posted:Agreed, these things were pretty awesome. In fact, Clone Troopers were the coolest part of the prequels. Makes sense since their just stormtroopers
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Race Realists posted:wanna pizza roll? Just one thing? eh. http://thestarwarstrilogy.com/starwars/FILES%2f2014%2f09%2fRed-Letter-Media-Episode-I-Review-A-Study-in-Fanboy-Stupidity.pdf.axdx
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burritolingus posted:Just one thing? eh. *makes jerking off motion with hand*
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burritolingus posted:Just one thing? eh. nothing can convince me that that pdf is not the stupidest gayest thing ever written
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I'm jacked up big time for the new Star Wars, practically rubbing my thighs in anticipation.
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Viridiant posted:I came away from that trailer with no impressions whatsoever. There was a time where I hadn't seen that trailer and now there is a time where I have, and that is about all that has changed. Teaser trailer? More like dicktease trailer!
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burritolingus posted:Just one thing? eh. my favorite part of this has always been how he uses 'stoklaska' constantly, like he's writing some kind of official document or some poo poo
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Nov 29, 2014 14:48
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Plinkett talks about movie "Protagonists" (annoying pronounced "Pro-toe-gone-ist").
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The Jurassic World trailer was crap but the Star Wars one was GOOD
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The part where he talks about the ideas of the Separatists using clones and all of a sudden having this huge army and the Republic having to emergency draft citizens and it bankrupts planets trying to quickly mobilize a military to defeat them and worlds are ruined and eventually the people are ready for just anyone who will save them and the Empire forms. That sounds way cooler and better than the poo poo Lucas put out and it makes me mad it couldn't be made that way.
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Plafop posted:The part where he talks about the ideas of the Separatists using clones and all of a sudden having this huge army and the Republic having to emergency draft citizens and it bankrupts planets trying to quickly mobilize a military to defeat them and worlds are ruined and eventually the people are ready for just anyone who will save them and the Empire forms. That sounds way cooler and better than the poo poo Lucas put out and it makes me mad it couldn't be made that way. obviously what people really wanted to see was two bad actors in a romance that made no sense reading the most awkward lines ever written in the history of cinema to one another.
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Um...a main character (who happens to be black, certainly new for a black person to lead a Star Wars movie...if he is) in shock in the middle of a desert in Stormtrooper armor (probably crashed after being shot down by the Falcon), new female character with a tank-like speeder bike, a roller droid, A LIGHTNING SABER (WITH LASER HANDLE)!!!!!!! Lack of originality? The only things not new are the Falcon, X-Wings (even then redesigned), and Stormtroopers (again, redesigned). That's pretty great for 88 seconds, they still want iconic original imagery early on to get in the casual crowd.
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loved it; those new x-wings skimming the water? Epic! The acting, the sense from the few character close ups we get that there is a palpable tension, there are high stakes; great. The fleeting shots of storm troopers getting ready to disembark; also epic. Now to the lightsaber; I think I'm in the minority here, but I really like it. Lucas talked about a lightsaber being difficulto to wield, like Excalibur, due to the energy flowing through it; I think it's obvious that this is a direct nod to that idea. Also, we don't know know yet how this factors into the story. If the rumors are true that the main baddie is obsessed with Sith relics, then this could very well be a very ancient (thousands of years old) lightsaber that he's collected, harkening back to a more "medieval" time in the Jedi/Sith struggle. It makes sense stylistically for this to be true; the side blades, presumably to prevent hands getting chopped off in close combat, and the blade itself; longer, a more frenetic, unfocused, and unrefined flicker, as if the technology were still in its relative infancy. Give it a chance, people; this is 88 seconds of an unfinished film, not desiged to give us plot; only to excite, to let us know that we are entering simultaneously familiar and unknown territory. I'm confident JJ is getting it right.
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They're all going to be bad and they're all going to make billions of dollars and some of that money will be from me.
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a starwar betamax posted:loved it; those new x-wings skimming the water? Epic! The acting, the sense from the few character close ups we get that there is a palpable tension, there are high stakes; great. The fleeting shots of storm troopers getting ready to disembark; also epic.
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a starwar betamax posted:Stormtroopers (again, redesigned). It'd be nice if the Stormtrooper resdesigns were ever anything more than slightly cosmetic
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Naw. That light saber was hella stupid and will be the easiest way to troll adult man children into tears.
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