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Cry Havoc posted:You can't, like, own a quote goon, man. It's one of Mother Earth's creatures. That's like tellin' Gene Krupa not to go "boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!"
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Nov 29, 2014 18:38
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NoMoneyDown posted:Actually, I thought your quoting was a little labored. You gotta lose yourself in the moment, man What do you mean, I gotta give two weeks' notice? Why you frickin', no good, motha [beep] [beep] cheese! ...No, not you, I'm just talking to my oven.
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Nov 29, 2014 18:44
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Mister Kingdom posted:That's like tellin' Gene Krupa not to go "boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!" We're tried nothin', and we're all out of ideas!
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Nov 29, 2014 19:07
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Striking Yak posted:We're tried nothin', and we're all out of ideas! You tried, and you failed. The lesson is: Never try.
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Nov 29, 2014 19:14
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Everything Counts posted:You tried, and you failed. The lesson is: Never try. I don't know, Everything Counts. Trying is the first step towards failure.
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Nov 29, 2014 19:51
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Everything Counts posted:You tried, and you failed. The lesson is: Never try. But I was using my whole rear end. 
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Nov 29, 2014 20:27
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Mister Kingdom posted:But I was using my whole rear end. Mister Kingdom, if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed - that's the American way.
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Nov 29, 2014 20:44
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TMMadman posted:Mister Kingdom, if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed - that's the American way. If you cut every corner, it's really not so bad. Everybody does it, even mom and dad. If nobody sees it, then nobody gets mad. It's the American way!
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Nov 29, 2014 20:49
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Mister Kingdom posted:But I was using my whole rear end. I knew a goon in Paris, France, had a big hole in his underpants.
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Nov 29, 2014 21:43
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TMMadman posted:What do you mean, I gotta give two weeks' notice? Why you frickin', no good, motha [beep] [beep] cheese! ...No, not you, I'm just talking to my oven. Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices.
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Nov 29, 2014 22:05
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Cry Havoc posted:I knew a goon in Paris, France, had a big hole in his underpants. Heh heh.. Nobody ever says Italy 
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Nov 29, 2014 22:07
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Martytoof posted:Heh heh.. Nobody ever says Italy Grazie, grazie. You have-a brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype.
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Nov 29, 2014 22:10
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Prolific Mexican comic Chespirito - who The Simpsons character was based on - dies aged 85 Muchas gracias, amigos, por tolas las memorias. Y super gracias a Goya! 
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Nov 29, 2014 22:40
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jscolon2.0 posted:Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices. This just in, jscolon2.0 sleeps in an oxygen tent, because he thinks it gives him sexual powers.
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Nov 29, 2014 22:50
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CatchrNdRy posted:Prolific Mexican comic Chespirito - who The Simpsons character was based on - dies aged 85 
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Nov 29, 2014 23:02
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CatchrNdRy posted:Prolific Mexican comic Chespirito - who The Simpsons character was based on - dies aged 85 Don't worry, CatchrNdRy. I'm sure he's in heaven right now laughing it up with the other celebrities. John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Josef Stalin... 
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Nov 29, 2014 23:05
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Don't worry, CatchrNdRy. I'm sure he's in heaven right now laughing it up with the other celebrities. John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Josef Stalin... I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world: Doggie Heaven. In Doggie Heaven, there are mountains of bones, and you can't turn around without sniffing another dog's butt! And all the best dogs are there, Old Yeller, and about eight Lassies.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:06
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Don't worry, CatchrNdRy. I'm sure he's in heaven right now laughing it up with the other celebrities. John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Josef Stalin... 
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Nov 29, 2014 23:23
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Nov 29, 2014 23:56
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Don't worry, CatchrNdRy. I'm sure he's in heaven right now laughing it up with the other celebrities. John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Josef Stalin... Is there a doggie hell? 
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Nov 30, 2014 04:27
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CatchrNdRy posted:Prolific Mexican comic Chespirito - who The Simpsons character was based on - dies aged 85 
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Nov 30, 2014 05:49
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CatchrNdRy posted:Prolific Mexican comic Chespirito - who The Simpsons character was based on - dies aged 85 Ah, tiempo para relaxar en paz y quieto.
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Nov 30, 2014 05:54
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Do over Ham posted:Ah, tiempo para relaxar en paz y quieto. 
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Nov 30, 2014 05:56
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Do over Ham posted:Ah, tiempo para relaxar en paz y quieto. He says that Spanish and Italian are the same language.
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Nov 30, 2014 06:16
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:He says that Spanish and Italian are the same language. They're controlling our minds with flu shots. I knew it. Well, kids, now aren't you glad that we don't believe in inoculations?
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Nov 30, 2014 06:32
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Do over Ham posted:They're controlling our minds with flu shots. I knew it. Well, kids, now aren't you glad that we don't believe in inoculations? Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?
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Nov 30, 2014 08:47
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TMMadman posted:Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers? ...I never realized how boring this game is.
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Nov 30, 2014 09:00
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Everything Counts posted:...I never realized how boring this game is. Here come the cricket bats.
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Nov 30, 2014 11:32
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:He says that Spanish and Italian are the same language. Pepito, The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World!
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Nov 30, 2014 12:37
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:He says that Spanish and Italian are the same language. I don't know... isn't that whole area a little iffy? 
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Nov 30, 2014 14:33
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Do over Ham posted:Is there a doggie hell? Do over Ham, what gives with this post? You say the forum looks like bark and the threads were very grrrrrrrr. This reads like it was written by a dog.
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Nov 30, 2014 15:05
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Cry Havoc posted:Do over Ham, what gives with this post? You say the forum looks like bark and the threads were very grrrrrrrr. This reads like it was written by a dog. Hey, wait a minute! There's no such thing as a talking dog!
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Nov 30, 2014 15:30
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Mister Kingdom posted:Hey, wait a minute! There's no such thing as a talking dog! When do they get to the fireworks factory?
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Nov 30, 2014 15:31
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I don't know... isn't that whole area a little iffy? Goons are quoting in our threads, and we're not probating them? That's not TVIV...that's not even FYAD.
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Nov 30, 2014 15:35
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Nov 30, 2014 18:25
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Do over Ham posted:Here come the cricket bats. And now the final ordeal: the paddling of the swollen rear end... with paddles!
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Nov 30, 2014 19:50
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:And now the final ordeal: the paddling of the swollen rear end... with paddles! That's a paddlin'
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Nov 30, 2014 19:52
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sout posted:That's a paddlin' Hey...have you ever noticed that the Crossing the Desert is a lot like the Unblinking Eye. And it's exactly like the Wreck of the Hesperus.
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Nov 30, 2014 20:12
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I don't know... isn't that whole area a little iffy? Get eurass back to Eurasia!
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