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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Easy way to tell which drivers never reverse in anywhere, and never park against a curb

People that use their mirrors exclusively and never look around are some of the most dangerous folks on the road

"If I can't see it it must not be there!" :bahgawd:

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
I back into parking spaces 100% of the time in winter. That way if I need a jump start my hood is facing out.

Winterhacked

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
Five dollars for five words.
Saying 'lifehack' after discussing something off topic does not mean it's on topic again.


http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/5-quotes-from-bill-gates-that-will-teach-you-valuable-life-lessons.html

Here's a BILLHACK for everyone

Brainbread
Apr 7, 2008

SharkAKALegitShark posted:

Saying 'lifehack' after discussing something off topic does not mean it's on topic again.


http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/5-quotes-from-bill-gates-that-will-teach-you-valuable-life-lessons.html

Here's a BILLHACK for everyone

I was hoping it was lifehacks from Bill Nye but instead its just a dumb nerd in a suit :/

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Brainbread posted:

I was hoping it was lifehacks from Bill Nye but instead its just a dumb nerd in a suit :/

I am confused.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Ugly In The Morning posted:

When I lived in Mass, I couldn't believe the number of times people ran out from behind vans into the street, playing some kind of real-life Frogger, because "I have the right of way, they'll stop!"

#Deathiscoming
When I drive through the city I'm astonished at the number of people who just walk across the street in front of oncoming traffic. When they're in the crosswalk at least they legally have right of way so I'm resigned to it, but they have no idea that a driver might not see them, especially at night. Also this summer I saw someone drive into another car without even slowing down despite the fact that the other car was right in front of him and incredibly visible. It was sort of awesome to see.

Be careful around traffic and you won't die: literally a lifehack.

SharkAKALegitShark posted:

Saying 'lifehack' after discussing something off topic does not mean it's on topic again.

gently caress.

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

SharkAKALegitShark posted:

Saying 'lifehack' after discussing something off topic means it's on topic again. LIFEHACK

naptalan
Feb 18, 2009
Lifehack: want to remember things without using dedicated note-taking apps? You can just write them down!
http://lifehacker.com/ten-clever-uses-for-plain-text-files-that-can-increase-1662774267

And it's FREE!

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


naptalan posted:

Lifehack: want to remember things without using dedicated note-taking apps? You can just write them down!
http://lifehacker.com/ten-clever-uses-for-plain-text-files-that-can-increase-1662774267

And it's FREE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A7bq1HFygs

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008

Elliotw2 posted:

In most American states, you are automatically at fault if your car is in reverse during an accident.

Lifehack: Get out of accidents fault-free by making sure the other guy's car is set to reverse!

I think that's pretty universal.

For me the absolute best reverse parallel park I ever did was while I was getting my Heavy Combination license (semi-trailer).

It was weird because the whole time I was doing it I knew I was nailing it, but if you've ever driven a semi, you know that because of the way the prime mover and trailer go together that when you're doing a reverse parallel park you're doing it 100% blind and on feel alone for most of it.

I even did it in a B-Double (two trailers) when I got my Muli Combination license just to show off :smug: .

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Sorry, this is the "Stupid Life Hacks" thread, this is genius. This is going to save me so much fridge space.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

New Leaf posted:

Sorry, this is the "Stupid Life Hacks" thread, this is genius. This is going to save me so much fridge space.

you can also save fridge space by not ordering lovely takeout pizza :smug:

#fridgehax

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

New Leaf posted:

Sorry, this is the "Stupid Life Hacks" thread, this is genius. This is going to save me so much fridge space.

It's not really a "hack" if the box was designed specifically for that purpose.

Also domino's is poo poo :v:

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug
Shouldn't you just keep the pizza for the four days it takes you to eat it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPRheymdlXo

This video is full of pizza hacks... optimal time to order a pizza, getting the grease off your pizza, storage tips and tricks. So much information.

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?
Well yeah Domino's sucks, but there's no reason you can't do that with other pizza boxes.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

You could also save space by storing your leftover pizza in a container that isn't the massive box it came with.

But no, I'm sure pizzabox origami is much simpler.

Bob Saget IRL
Oct 24, 2014

Lol like any of you fatties dont eat the whole thing or just leave it out all night and eat it in the morning

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Why are American Pizzas larger than a serving for one person?

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Bob Saget IRL posted:

Lol like any of you fatties dont eat the whole thing or just leave it out all night and eat it in the morning

I like to leave it on the floor of my room for a week so age it to perfection

every extra day imparts a new layer of flavour

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Why are American Pizzas larger than a serving for one person?

Because they're for more than one person. Theoretically.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
There is no possible way to reheat pizza without making it extremely gross.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


karl fungus posted:

There is no possible way to reheat pizza without making it extremely gross.

Reheat it in a pan with the topping side down.

Bob Saget IRL
Oct 24, 2014

karl fungus posted:

There is no possible way to reheat pizza without making it extremely gross.

Wrong, turdguzzler. Put it on an oven safe dish. Throw it in a cold oven and turn it on to 400F. 15 mins or so and you got good pizza again with melty cheese and crispy crust. Lifehack.... dont be lazy.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Why are American Pizzas larger than a serving for one person?

Why are your lovely foreign pizzas small enough for one person? I don't think you guys "get" pizza.

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

Noyemi K posted:

I like to leave it on the floor of my room for a week so age it to perfection

every extra day imparts a new layer of flavour

So youre going to eat it off the floor...
seriously thats really gross dude, dont do that

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


kazil posted:

Why are your lovely foreign pizzas small enough for one person? I don't think you guys "get" pizza.

You can get larger ones, of course.

Brainbread
Apr 7, 2008

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Why are American Pizzas larger than a serving for one person?

They're not larger than a serving for one person though.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Brainbread posted:

They're not larger than a serving for one person though.

Why is there a leftover pizza problem then?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

You can get larger ones, of course.

...and it didn't occur to you that the ones we were talking about might be of the larger variety?

This is why we had to save everyone during WWII.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


So I guess you save a ton of money by ordering too much pizza and then eating old food for the next couple of meals?

Brainbread
Apr 7, 2008

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Why is there a leftover pizza problem then?

Its because the people weren't properly hungry for a pizza?

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Reheat it in a pan with the topping side down.

This is the thread for stupid life hacks, not legit good tips

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


karl fungus posted:

There is no possible way to reheat pizza without making it extremely gross.

Don't reheat it. Pizza is so much better cold.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Lucy Heartfilia posted:

So I guess you save a ton of money by ordering too much pizza and then eating old food for the next couple of meals?

Cold pizza for breakfast is the food of the gods. HTH.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Put that poo poo in a toaster over for 10 minutes you loving animals.

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

So I guess you save a ton of money by ordering too much pizza and then eating old food for the next couple of meals?

This is delivery pizza and individual pizzas are generally not available for delivery or don't meet the minimum order price on their own, but you don't want an explanation, you just want to keep playing that "I'm ignorant about this which means I'm better than you" game that's the star attraction of the goon olympics. Just turn on some porn if you want to stroke yourself like this.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Lucy Heartfilia posted:

So I guess you save a ton of money by ordering too much pizza and then eating old food for the next couple of meals?
See, there's this thing called "leftovers"...

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

This is delivery pizza and individual pizzas are generally not available for delivery or don't meet the minimum order price on their own, but you don't want an explanation, you just want to keep playing that "I'm ignorant about this which means I'm better than you" game that's the star attraction of the goon olympics. Just turn on some porn if you want to stroke yourself like this.

Calm down man. I was just wondering because there are so many leftover pizza lifehacks and recipes.

poo poo like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iJeU76veok

I just wasn't aware that the minimum order price is too high for single meals.

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Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
Also the price per unit area of pizza gets cheaper as the diameter increases. You get more value from an 18" pizza than you would a 12":

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2014/02/26/282132576/74-476-reasons-you-should-always-get-the-bigger-pizza

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