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alkanphel
Mar 24, 2004


Anchovies, Mercato Orientale, Genova by alkanphel, on Flickr

alkanphel fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Oct 1, 2014

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Bubbacub
Apr 17, 2001

I think you should crop out the bottom quarter or so. The OOF fish and the yellowy reflection are distracting. Other than that, love it.

alkanphel
Mar 24, 2004

Bubbacub posted:

I think you should crop out the bottom quarter or so. The OOF fish and the yellowy reflection are distracting. Other than that, love it.

Good point, I've done just that.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Great.


Also great.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008



I call it "The Circle of Life"

Casu Marzu fucked around with this message at 08:02 on Nov 5, 2014

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

This thread should have an exhibition in a major gallery. It's beautiful

Subyng
May 4, 2013
all these photos of foods in or next to toilets is so played out, why don't you guys challenge this conventional aesthetic and make some real art

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
Yeah. I want to see artisinal donkey sauce drizzled into a urinal or something. Step up your game.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

I want to see someone sous vide in a toilet bowl.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


Fat Lou posted:

I want to see someone sous vide in a toilet bowl.

thanks rear end in a top hat now i'm working out if i can control the speed of a stick blender to use it as an immersion circulator

bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

Fat Lou posted:

I want to see someone sous vide in a toilet bowl.



can't get it clipped to my bowl, does the tank work?

30hz
Nov 3, 2014


Hawaiian Poke.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
My shot at the Bon Apetit look:


soup with noodles
by difficult listening on flickr

404notfound
Mar 5, 2006

stop staring at me

I tried it too! :buddy:

DSC_7621 by khyrre, on Flickr

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc
You last three aren't even trying. Better step up your floor/toilet game.

Bubbacub
Apr 17, 2001

I dunno, there's something I find exciting about the last three. The tight crop keeping the toilet juuuust out of view really makes you think.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


Bubbacub posted:

I dunno, there's something I find exciting about the last three. The tight crop keeping the toilet juuuust out of view really makes you think.

The toilet is there. You know it's there. Every house has a toilet. The power of the image lies in purposely denying you the image of the toilet.

real nap shit
Feb 2, 2008


lol good

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

"Untitled Photograph of Black Beans and Rice"

Geektox
Aug 1, 2012

Good people don't rip other people's arms off.
That's a weird looking toilet.

Seagull Fiasco
Jul 25, 2011

I can't seem to make food (and drink) not look like vomit so I wanted to try the toilet approach but I don't think I'm doing this right

365 Nog Hogger
Jan 19, 2008

by Shine
That's cool as heck, but I really want the edges to be PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


Norrskensren posted:

I can't seem to make food (and drink) not look like vomit so I wanted to try the toilet approach but I don't think I'm doing this right



Hey man, food doesn't have to be in/on/near a toilet to be art.

...it helps, though.

Geektox
Aug 1, 2012

Good people don't rip other people's arms off.
I still haven't figured out what I am looking at here.

MrBlandAverage
Jul 2, 2003

GNNAAAARRRR

Geektox posted:

I still haven't figured out what I am looking at here.

It's a glass of a beverage in one of those tiny European top-loading washing machines.

Here's one with the drum closed: http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/12042027/Top_Loading_Washing_Machine.jpg

MrBlandAverage fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Nov 17, 2014

Seagull Fiasco
Jul 25, 2011

MrBlandAverage posted:

It's a glass of a beverage in one of those tiny European top-loading dishwashers.

Here's one with the drum closed: http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/12042027/Top_Loading_Washing_Machine.jpg

Bingo (and the beverage would be Maltese white wine).

As for the lack of symmetry, I learned from the street thread not to fetishise the straight line! Also, it might be because I have some sort of straight line dysmorphia and have trouble keeping horizons straight even with a tripod. :smith:

It was a fun exercise though, partially fuelled by the depicted wine.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


"Spinach Chopping Mishaps."

alkanphel
Mar 24, 2004

Breakfast

yung lambic
Dec 16, 2011

Sausage party?

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

404notfound
Mar 5, 2006

stop staring at me

While looking for Thanksgiving recipes a few days ago, I stumbled across this blog of recipes with fine artsy photos: http://notwithoutsalt.com/

The food isn't thrown into a toilet, but hopefully it strays far enough from the Bon Appetit aesthetic that the Dorkroom can still find something of merit.

Oh, and bonus: she shoots film:

quote:

All photos were taken by me unless otherwise noted. I use a Canon 5d Mark II or a Canon A-1 when I choose to shoot film.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Light colors and tones? Food that doesn't look half-digested? Somebody bring me a basin, I'm going to be sick!

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

404notfound posted:

While looking for Thanksgiving recipes a few days ago, I stumbled across this blog of recipes with fine artsy photos: http://notwithoutsalt.com/

Those are really good photographs and the recipes I read look great.

alkanphel
Mar 24, 2004


Officina della Bistecca by alkanphel, on Flickr

Geektox
Aug 1, 2012

Good people don't rip other people's arms off.
DSCF2242.jpg by Geektox, on Flickr

bon appetit

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Those creamer cartons are really not compostable.

Geektox
Aug 1, 2012

Good people don't rip other people's arms off.
yeah, some nerd put those in there even though the container was labelled for compostables but don't worry I picked them all out

Nightmare Zone
Aug 3, 2014

Do you like sucking jalapenos?

SoundMonkey posted:

"Spinach Chopping Mishaps."



Sweet, more iron.

alkanphel
Mar 24, 2004


Takazawa's Ratatouille by alkanphel, on Flickr

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alkanphel
Mar 24, 2004

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