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Tiny Lowtax posted:Seriously though, why don't the Jedis use their jedi power to just turn off the other person's litesabre? Or use the Force to give the other guy a brain aneurysm or something. Don't go start thinking logically about that poo poo.
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Tarquinn posted:Or just do this instead:
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Frank Horrigan posted:this is terrible 
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Daynab posted:Talking about the new series for kids, wasn't there a mandalorian with a glowing black sword or something that obi-wan duels? that was an old sith light saber. the closest you get is the weird club thing savage opress had.
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A misanthrope posted:*checks in on thread and sees that everyone is still talking about the loving lightsaber* LOL but it's hilarious. Come on, stop being butt hurt and laugh along with us. I won't tell anyone. You can still like your dumb show for babbys and also think that sword is helllla dumb.
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TOILETLORD posted:that was an old sith light saber. the closest you get is the weird club thing savage opress had. Savage Opress. Theres a character named Savage Opress.
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Gutcruncher posted:Savage Opress. Theres a character named Savage Opress. darth mauls not brother.
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TOILETLORD posted:darth mauls not brother. I thought you were joking. I wish you were joking.
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Jackard posted:Sounds like a cheap James Bond villain Darth Onatop
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so announce at me nerds, is there anything to the rumor that the sith dude is darth revan or what
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the trailer looks cool but that loving lightsaber lmao
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Zippy the Bummer posted:so announce at me nerds, is there anything to the rumor that the sith dude is darth revan or what It's Darth Brooks
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Alan Smithee posted:Darth Brooks mods????
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I want this movie to be better than Empire Strikes back just to watch all the life long fanatics poo poo themselves that we live in a post Empire Superiority World.
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Moridin920 posted:I'm going to see this poo poo in the theater and get all excited for the opening music and credits and it better not blow or I swear to allah poo poo will go down My guess is that I you enjoyed the Star Trek reboot for the big dumb action picture it was then you'll enjoy the new Star Wars. If you hated the Star Trek reboot then you are probably in for a world of disappointment.
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i knew it was going to be a dumb action movie going in and I liked it I expect the same; nothing groundbreaking but if I see one Jar Jar Binks...
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Entropic posted:Darth Onatop Busty O'Goodjedi
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Moridin920 posted:I expect the same; nothing groundbreaking but if I see one Jar Jar Binks... Well, not unless there's a scene with the entire Gungan race getting herded into extermination camps or something. "Mesa smell stinky Zyklon-B!"
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Well, not unless there's a scene with the entire Gungan race getting herded into extermination camps or something. "Mesa smell stinky Zyklon-B!" I think the death star solution would be easier.
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Moridin920 posted:the trailer looks cool but that loving lightsaber lmao
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New trailer released! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng (not mine, found on youtube. Created by some mad genius)
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...of SCIENCE! posted:It's not true, but people like simple narratives rather than complex truths so George Lucas is both an incompetent boob who lucked into success on the back of Marcia Lucas and a Machiavellian schemer who wrecked his movies on purpose just to spite her While it may not be true that Lucas re-released the movies to screw over his ex, it is most certainly true that she was the one that saved the original movie and without her we would have had a campy Buck Rogers poo poo movie. So he's the boob.
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Entropic posted:Or use the Force to give the other guy a brain aneurysm or something. Don't go start thinking logically about that poo poo.
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Tarquinn posted:Or just do this instead: This is much cooler
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Miltank posted:the lightsaber was cool If the aluminum falcon didn't make your inner autist jump a little then you're dead inside
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Sombrerotron posted:I anxiously await David Cronenberg's interpretation of Star Wars, wherein Force adepts make other people's heads explode or bodies spontaneously ignite. This is what I wanted for the Yoda-Sidious fight
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Why did Obi Wan Kenobi go into hiding under the alias Ben Kenobi? Luke guessed his identity within seconds, anyone could've figured it out. Leia knew his pretend name based on her first meeting with Luke. Really? What good is it that the daughter of some guy you knew long ago knows where you hide and what your assumed identity is? Doesn't that defeat the purpose? Obi wan didn't think this through.
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Gutcruncher posted:Why did Obi Wan Kenobi go into hiding under the alias Ben Kenobi? Luke guessed his identity within seconds, anyone could've figured it out. It's almost as if Lucas was making poo poo up as he went along.
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Entropic posted:It's almost as if Lucas was making poo poo up as he went along. i prefer the idea that his name was really O B 1 the generation and model number of a clone, and the real obiwan is dead.
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Rian Johnson directing eight and nine is basically about as cool as Cronenberg, Scorcese and Lynch being approached to make the eighties Star Warses, but they are actually getting made.
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TOILETLORD posted:can't wait till future land gets turned into star wars land. disneyland is gonna own
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