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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Gutcruncher posted:

So why do I keep hearing people say that Stormtroopers are clones? Where in any of the films does it even suggest this? Even in the DVD cuts where they went out of their way to redub Boba Fett to sound like Jango Fett because hes a clone, they didnt redub the stormtroopers. Who started spreading this lie? The films themselves certainly didnt.

some old EU said that the early storm troopers were late batches of clones. It's why they were so lovely at shooting.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

So I'm assuming the black cloaked dude with the lame lightsaber IS the Force awakened, which in turn draws out a monastic Skywalker?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

redshirt posted:

So I'm assuming the black cloaked dude with the lame lightsaber IS the Force awakened, which in turn draws out a monastic Skywalker?

no the girl on the speeder is supposed to be hans daughter and a force senitive if rumors are correct. She is the one who has the force awaken, she is the main character i think.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

TOILETLORD posted:

no the girl on the speeder is supposed to be hans daughter and a force senitive if rumors are correct. She is the one who has the force awaken, she is the main character i think.

But it's his voiceover, is it not? Evil force dude.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

redshirt posted:

But it's his voiceover, is it not? Evil force dude.

yeah sith dude looking for apprentice.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I hope Bad Lightsaber Man dies so we don't have to see his bad lightsaber in Star Wars 8 and 9

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Harime Nui posted:

I hope Bad Lightsaber Man dies so we don't have to see his bad lightsaber in Star Wars 8 and 9

well rumors say he is in 7 for maybe 10 mins at most, and he is just there to lead into the next movies.

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Harime Nui posted:

I hope Bad Lightsaber Man dies so we don't have to see his bad lightsaber in Star Wars 8 and 9

Then they'll just come up with something even worse. Like lightnunchucks.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Iamblikhos posted:

Then they'll just come up with something even worse. Like lightnunchucks.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
when do we get an office space star wars movie and it's just some storm troopers stuck in accounting.

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

How are you supposed to do bruce lee moves with those

Wrap them under your armpit and slice your arm off

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Jackard posted:

How are you supposed to do bruce lee moves with those

Wrap them under your armpit and slice your arm off

still in the packaging someone needs to snip the middle piece

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Any word on whether there are any LGBT characters in the new Star Wars movie?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Iamblikhos posted:

Any word on whether there are any LGBT characters in the new Star Wars movie?

who cares and probably not in any major role to protect profits.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity



Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Iamblikhos posted:

Any word on whether there are any LGBT characters in the new Star Wars movie?

luke skywalker and c3po are gay everyone knows that

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Jackard posted:

How are you supposed to do bruce lee moves with those

Wrap them under your armpit and slice your arm off

Someone ordered some arm slicing lightsabers?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Sweet Tea posted:

luke skywalker and c3po are gay everyone knows that

well luke had to say he was gay after nailing his sister.

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Sweet Tea posted:

luke skywalker and c3po are gay everyone knows that

Robots in the Star Wars universe are not sexed and therefore cannot have any sexual orientation.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Odds of R2-D2 being in this flick?

100%?
99.98%?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Iamblikhos posted:

Any word on whether there are any LGBT characters in the new Star Wars movie?

http://darth.wikia.com/wiki/Cin_Drallig


redshirt posted:

Odds of R2-D2 being in this flick?

100%?
99.98%?

100%, he's already been confirmed. I'm surprised he wasn't in the teaser trailer.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


it's darth dumbass

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
http://darth.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Saruman

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

etalian posted:

it's darth dumbass

As you can see, my young apprentice, common sense has failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Expanded Universe!

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

MizPiz posted:

Why does everyone hate soccer droid, it's adorable.



Wait. Is this in the movie?

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

serious norman posted:

Wait. Is this in the movie?

That is the movie. It's two hours of football droid.

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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burritolingus posted:

That is the movie. It's two hours of football droid.

Then it is as we feared. The Dark Side truly is awakening.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Gutcruncher posted:

So why do I keep hearing people say that Stormtroopers are clones? Where in any of the films does it even suggest this? Even in the DVD cuts where they went out of their way to redub Boba Fett to sound like Jango Fett because hes a clone, they didnt redub the stormtroopers. Who started spreading this lie? The films themselves certainly didnt.

The impression I got was that the clones were clones of a Maori Kiwi bountyhunter who dressed like a tv repairman when he was off duty.

Stormtroopers were just conscripts?

I'm not an EUsperg though so

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

burritolingus posted:

That is the movie. It's two hours of football droid.

International box office is through the roof. Domestic is a total bomb

Darth Diver is a little bitch who keeps tripping and falling the moment a Jedi bumps into him

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Two hours of football droid. Zero goals.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEEK1hwBCY4

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!

TOILETLORD posted:

when do we get an office space star wars movie and it's just some storm troopers stuck in accounting.

Finally a Star Wars I can call MINE. How far are they with this concept?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
"Darth Scott. I demand council with you!"

"What now Dwight Kenobi?!"

"Halpert Fett inserted my matter conjoiner into wamp rat jel again! Punish him!

*Halpert Fett doing the "get a load of this guy face"*

*Tatoine laser piano music plays*

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

psyopmonkey posted:

"Darth Scott. I demand council with you!"

"What now Dwight Kenobi?!"

"Halpert Fett inserted my matter conjoiner into wamp rat jel again! Punish him!

*Halpert Fett doing the "get a load of this guy face"*

*Tatoine laser piano music plays*

Lol

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
wow... wow. this looks great. i love the effects. wow, so much emotion... whoa, you can really feel the tension. finally a dark a gritty star war! whew, feeling pretty tense just watching the trailer. wow, the maltese falcon.... whoa, wow.. is that... is that tatooooonine??? wow

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
red vs blue remade with clone troopers a 6 hour long tv miniseries.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

zen death robot posted:

How many times have you watched it now

he's had it looping nonstop at youtuberepeat.com since it launched, I'm getting worried for his health

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


SunAndSpring posted:

http://ironmarch.org/index.php?/topic/4509-are-you-excited-for-the-star-wars-movie-goyim/


:lol: Neo-Nazis are such fags. Not sure how you're gonna be an Aryan superman if all you do is get mad over shows about space wizards.

very good

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Alan Smithee posted:

The impression I got was that the clones were clones of a Maori Kiwi bountyhunter who dressed like a tv repairman when he was off duty.

Stormtroopers were just conscripts?

I'm not an EUsperg though so

I don't know exactly when they switched over but yeah, Stormtroopers were just conscripts later on after the Old Republic -> Empire didn't have access to cloning facilities anymore.

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

zen death robot posted:

How many times have you watched it now

not enough

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