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The more changes we make... that you don't see or get to use... gently caress you!! gently caress YOU!!
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During this time of Thanksgiving, I am most thankful for the shitposts in this thread. Sometimes I see the post count go up and load up the thread and there are serious posts and few shitposts, and me and baby jesus and our manger of turkeys cry. Maybe in a few
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That Castlevania tweet is from two years ago, by the way. There was a three-page thread on the Starbound forums shortly after that consisted almost entirely of "never played it"
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Dandywalken posted:The winner was a poo poo monster. Wasn't the winner literally a pokemon?
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This thread is and has always been basically a revival of that "Safe place to talk about how much you hate cis white males" thread that turned the Games forum into an utter shithole for months afterward. So check your privilege right into killing yourself, penis-having rapist.
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I’m afraid this motion has nothing to do with conquering the gender binary or whatever Tumblr is really happy about to be reblogging it so heavily. It’s not about making little children feel like they can get whichever toy they prefer. It’d be nice if it was, but I’d be shocked if that was the case. No, the girl toy here is a My Little Pony. Which means that the *real* reason for this notice is that a bunch of bronies, as there are bajillions of photos and videos of them doing, are coming into fast food restaurants and buying several happy meals. They threw pissy fits when asked if they wanted the “boy or girl” toy, insisting that My Little Pony isn’t for girls or whatever, again, only saying this because of overwhelming evidence that bronies do this poo poo. Management eventually has enough of it, asks employees to just ask if people want Skylanders or My Little Pony so they won’t have any more disgusted bronies getting mad that their precious fandom is targeted at crappy dumb little girls. So the short version is: this little paper unfortunately means the exact opposite of what you think it means, socially speaking. It was put up because grown-rear end men get all pissy when it’s suggested that they like a thing for girls.
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Rrussom posted:I’m afraid this motion has nothing to do with conquering the gender binary or whatever Tumblr is really happy about to be reblogging it so heavily. It’s not about making little children feel like they can get whichever toy they prefer. It’d be nice if it was, but I’d be shocked if that was the case. You see, this is what Starbound's all about.
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Afraid of Audio posted:You see, this is what Starbound's all about. hosed up if true.
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"And there were in the same country shepherds, abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them! And they were sore afraid ... And the angel said unto them, "I was posting updates and stuff, but yeah. Honestly, it takes like three seconds to type playstarbound.com into your internet browser, but even easier to endlessly post every day for months about a game you're trying to fool people into believing you're not interested in. " "That's what Starbound is all about, Charlie Brown." - Linus Van Pelt
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Ah Starbound, I still have very very very vivid memories of the day I got mine. I was living in Texas and had gotten my copy from saving up every penny I had for months and months, until I ended up getting it after all my friends had one . So I declared that I would get mine on release day, but was short by about half, and I wanted my beta damnit. Luckly Fate gave me an option, in my testicles. I woke up the day before it was to be released and noticed my left testicle had grown to the side of almost two oranges, I had been, I think, around the age of 10 or 11 now, so I didn't know what the gently caress. I was young, so my testicles were mysterious balls that contained pee-pee, I didn't care too much. So I ignored it until launch day. Bam, launch day, it came out and I showed my mother the half I had saved and begged for her to match it. No luck, I tried crying, threatening the cat, car, house, and my sister. At that point, I would've done anything to get it, suddenly I felt a surge of pain coming from my no-no area. Quick peek down and I noticed my ball had grown even bigger, red and was hurting now. So I seized the opportunity and dropped my pants. My mother screamed, "What are you do--- oh god jesus lets get you to the hospital", I shook my head. "Not until I get my copy". She laughed, "You can't be serious", oh but I was, I ran up stairs and hid like a ninja, until she gave in. "Ok ok we'll pick it up on the way back", later I would regret this but I said it had to be before. I think she nearly poo poo a brick that I would risk my balls, but she agreed and we hurried the gently caress up, she grabbed a steam gift card and ripped through the line to get it. I was then rushed to the emergency room, I was then informed that I would have to loose the testicle, if I had gotten there sooner in the day I would've been able to keep it. Now I look back and flick my plastic testicle and think if it was worth it, I don't know, but my mother still has the Steam Account, mint condition, Login Information, and all my games as a reminder that she'll take my balls away if I ever blackmail her again. I miss lefty.
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Chucklefish has used money of the early access to buy a office and move their crew over. I Bought/Invested in Starbound not Chucklefish. This poo poo has not been transparent at all and they just went on with it. Why not FINISH the game THEN use ur PROFITS to move. Not your investor money for Starbound. They used our trust in early access and poo poo all over it by using money for development for the gain of the company and NOT the game. Thats my issue i have with this. Also people forget they got crowdfunded like a million aswell and have not even added all promised starter content (fossils/archeologie for example). Keep backing up the devs and then after 6 months you will turn like a leaf in the wind and blame the devs while you could of pointed it out way earlier.
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Nice quote. But seriously you can't just feed bills into a programmer to get a game out. (you at least have to put in caffeine as well) What, official starbound forums poster, should they do with those extra millions of dollars that just sit around stagnant?
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Crimson Harvest posted:Nice quote. But seriously you can't just feed bills into a programmer to get a game out. (you at least have to put in caffeine as well) What, official starbound forums poster, should they do with those extra millions of dollars that just sit around stagnant? Clearly not help fund those things they're publishing, that's what further crowdfunding is for
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If you're not excited for more midi instruments, you're as wrong as you are corpulent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG-SYBzaWeM
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Tell me about the ocean biomes, George.
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Crimson Harvest posted:Nice quote. But seriously you can't just feed bills into a programmer to get a game out. (you at least have to put in caffeine as well) What, official starbound forums poster, should they do with those extra millions of dollars that just sit around stagnant? Roll up their Wacky Tabaccy with the extra money and smoke it.
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Hello supernorn in like one nightly release there were playable penguins or maybe that was just some leftover idiot mod that was laying around in my folder, either way will they make a return?
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Ernie Muppari posted:i used to post updates Honestly it takes like three seconds to type playstarbound into youtbhurgtb bbthhtthhrhththtbtth
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Bob NewSCART posted:Honestly it takes like three seconds to type playstarbound into youtbhurgtb bbthhtthhrhththtbtth It makes me happy that this is a thing now.
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Hey has this stupid loving game updated since they lied about the artist leaving and then didn't update it for months upon months?
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Hey has this stupid loving game updated since they lied about the artist leaving and then didn't update it for months upon months? There's been a lot of development on nightly builds but no stable updates.
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Dr. Video Games 0031 posted:There's been a lot of development on nightly builds but no stable updates. Game is dead cancel christmas
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Hey has this stupid loving game updated since they lied about the artist leaving and then didn't update it for months upon months?
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Dec 2, 2014 10:44
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Starbound is that famous photo of the starving african baby crawling toward a food camp while a vulture watches.
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boo_radley posted:If you're not excited for more midi instruments, you're as wrong as you are corpulent: Can you actually play the instruments yet? As in, hit keys and make notes come out, instead of just downloading a lovely midi copy of whatever dumb meme song is popular right now? That's all I want. Lord of the Rings Online has spoiled me as far as ABC notation is concerned. E: glowy trees look nice at least
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I would like to suggest musical instruments helping plants to grow. That would be nice.
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I would like to suggest making exploration and treasure hunting fun
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I'd suggest not telling people your artist didn't leave while the artist posts that they left.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:I'd suggest not telling people your artist didn't leave while the artist posts that they left.
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What artist left, the one that used to post in this thread?
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Blackheart posted:What artist left, the one that used to post in this thread? Bartwe. He didn't join the rest in the move to the UK.
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Mokinokaro posted:Bartwe. He didn't join the rest in the move to the UK. Bartwe was a programmer. Rho (who was indeed one of the devs who used to post in the thread) was the artist.
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Wasn't Rho still on the Roadmap?
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Hey has this stupid loving game updated since they lied about the artist leaving and then didn't update it for months upon months? Up til August they still had the old development team page with all the people who left or got fired on it. People like Legris (fired), Rho (quit), Bartwe (quit), Solatrus (?), Fetalstar (was she even a paid employee?), Tastycrumpet (quit in February 2014? Listed as former staff, first member on the forums, probably the guy who made the website who quit), Archvince (who?), and thefluvirus (who?). If you want to see what I'm talking about Web Archive has a snapshot of the chucklefuck website: http://web.archive.org/web/20140626100803/http://www.chucklefish.org/ Party Plane Jones fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Dec 2, 2014 |
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Party Plane Jones posted:Up til August they still had the old development team page with all the people who left or got fired on it. People like Legris (fired), Rho (quit), Bartwe (quit), Solatrus (?), Fetalstar (was she even a paid employee?), Tastycrumpet (quit in February 2014? Listed as former staff, first member on the forums, probably the guy who made the website who quit), Archvince (who?), and thefluvirus (who?). Hahaa gently caress me and also gently caress everyone who paid for this we're all dumb idiots Did they ever make the keys bind able properly like a modern computer game or not
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StarCitizenbound
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Blackheart posted:What artist left, the one that used to post in this thread? Was it the one who designed the bird race? If not, I couldn't really give two shits.
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