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Writer Cath posted:Why don't you make me? Don't. Jerk me. Around.
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Jerusalem posted:YOU are Lisa Simpson You pressed "you," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is "you".
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Dec 2, 2014 15:31
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Jerusalem posted:YOU are Lisa Simpson Pfft, I already have one of these, Jerusalem. 
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Dec 2, 2014 15:58
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TMMadman posted:You pressed "you," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is "you". TMMadman, I found another hurt shrew!
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Dec 2, 2014 16:44
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Gin_Rummy posted:TMMadman, I found another hurt shrew! How do you make a King Lear? Put the queen in a bikini! 
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Dec 2, 2014 17:06
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:How do you make a King Lear? I gotta witty rejoinder for ya 
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Dec 2, 2014 17:38
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Gin_Rummy posted:Don't. Jerk me. Around. Yeah, Gin_Rummy, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
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Dec 2, 2014 17:48
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Striking Yak posted:Yeah, Gin_Rummy, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! We interrupt this quote to bring you... A football game.
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Dec 2, 2014 19:30
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:How do you make a King Lear? Our "Unabashed Dictionary" defines IUD As "love springs internal". 
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Dec 2, 2014 20:31
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CatchrNdRy posted:Our "Unabashed Dictionary" defines IUD As "love springs internal". 
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Dec 2, 2014 20:46
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And so the tiny aorta fairies will take Mr. Leg Vein on a long trip to marry Ms. Left Ventricle.
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Dec 2, 2014 22:55
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:And so the tiny aorta fairies will take Mr. Leg Vein on a long trip to marry Ms. Left Ventricle. Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, too?
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Dec 2, 2014 22:57
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CatchrNdRy posted:Our "Unabashed Dictionary" defines IUD As "love springs internal".  I don't get it  Wait a minute... The All.... Ighty... Ollar? Haha OK now I get it!
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Dec 2, 2014 23:08
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Spectacle Rock posted:
What kind of slime would I marry?
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Dec 2, 2014 23:27
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Monday_ posted:What kind of slime would I marry? They call me Phillips, because I killed my husband with a Phillips-head screwdriver.
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Dec 3, 2014 00:09
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IMJack posted:They call me Phillips, because I killed my husband with a Phillips-head screwdriver. E-Mail, Cosine.... Lisa.
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Dec 3, 2014 00:16
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Enough of your borax, poindexter! We need action!
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Dec 3, 2014 00:26
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The Nastier Nate posted:Enough of your borax, poindexter! We need action! Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club. The sand wedge!
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Dec 3, 2014 02:10
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Do over Ham posted:Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club. The sand wedge! Welcome to Martytoof's quoting challenge. I am Martytoof. Now choose a quote. You have chosen "I bent my wookie". May I suggest "The mummy is ready for his mystical journey"? "I bent my wookie". Now choose a poster to quote. May I suggest "TMMadman"? You have entered "CatchrNdRy". Now press Quote, Submit Reply to to quote. Quote received no attention. Would you like to quote again? You have selected "No"
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Dec 3, 2014 02:27
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Do over Ham posted:Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club. The sand wedge! Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo. Now, choose a club.  You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter? Three wood. Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch. You have entered "power drive". Now, push seven eight seven to swing. Ball is in: parking lot. Would you like to play again? You have selected "no". edit - You blew it up! drat you! drat you all to hell! 
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Dec 3, 2014 02:27
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My client's quote predates all those things your honour.
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Dec 3, 2014 02:35
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Soooooooooo... You're not the best quoter here! Wait 'till I tell everyone about this! YOU STINK!
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Dec 3, 2014 02:40
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Martytoof posted:Welcome to Martytoof's quoting challenge. I am Martytoof. Now choose a quote. Ehh, quotes got boring. I'm really into this cup and ball now. You'll never know which way this crazy ball's gonna go!
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Dec 3, 2014 02:44
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Martytoof posted:My client's quote predates all those things your honour. This source quote is clearly poorly written faux-html.... and the header tag STILL reads snpp.com! And snpp.com is spelt incorrectly!
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Dec 3, 2014 02:45
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Martytoof posted:My client's quote predates all those things your honour. Quotes on contingency? No, money down!?
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Dec 3, 2014 02:58
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Martytoof posted:My client's quote predates all those things your honour. Hmm. "Dear TMMadman, keep drawring. Your moxie more than makes up for your lack of talent. Your pal, Martytoof, September 3 2014!!!" 
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Dec 3, 2014 03:12
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Martytoof posted:My client's quote predates all those things your honour. Well Martytoof. We've plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.
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Dec 3, 2014 03:19
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Jerusalem posted:This source quote is clearly poorly written faux-html.... and the header tag STILL reads snpp.com! And snpp.com is spelt incorrectly! I move for a bad BBcode thingy. You mean edit?
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Dec 3, 2014 03:39
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Jerusalem posted:E-Mail, Cosine.... Lisa. Why don't they look anything like their names?
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Dec 3, 2014 03:57
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Why don't they look anything like their names? You have to use your imagination! They call this one the handsome goon! 
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Dec 3, 2014 04:08
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Jerusalem posted:You have to use your imagination! They call this one the handsome goon! I heard your handsome goon went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
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Dec 3, 2014 04:14
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Gee, your lip looks hairlessTM
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Dec 3, 2014 04:15
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Jerusalem posted:You have to use your imagination! They call this one the handsome goon! Ach! Back to the loch with you, Nessie.
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Dec 3, 2014 04:18
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Jerusalem posted:Gee, your lip looks hairlessTM It's Krustariffic, Johnny Unitas
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Dec 3, 2014 04:20
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IMJack posted:Hmm. "Dear TMMadman, keep drawring. Your moxie more than makes up for your lack of talent. Your pal, Martytoof, September 3 2014!!!" In answer your question, yes, we do have hamburgers and french fries in England. But we call french fries "chips."
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Dec 3, 2014 04:22
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Jerusalem posted:You have to use your imagination! They call this one the handsome goon! And a new candle every now and then?
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Dec 3, 2014 04:29
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After The War posted:In answer your question, yes, we do have hamburgers and french fries in England. But we call french fries "chips." That's some language you've got there. And you talk like that 24/7, huh?
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Dec 3, 2014 04:30
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After The War posted:In answer your question, yes, we do have hamburgers and french fries in England. But we call french fries "chips." You people are pigs! I, personally, am gonna spit in every fiftieth burger!
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Dec 3, 2014 04:31
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TMMadman posted:And a new candle every now and then? That's right, and marry our cous... wait a minute, what!?! Martytoof posted:It's Krustariffic, Johnny Unitas 
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Remember what I told you... Just one thing... My car broke down... I'm Joe Namath... My car broke down... It was just vapor lock... vapor lock... vapor lock...
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