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With some basic tools and mechanical knowledge, you could modify your toaster to NOT eject the bread when it's done. Bam, dedicated side-toaster for grilled cheese, bruschetta, whatever your imagination can dream up.
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Acne Rain posted:I found a good lifehack that demonstrates a good way to measure how many people your You'd only need to use it the one time. Best to borrow a friend's
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Or you could just buy a loving toaster oven instead
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If you don't have a toaster, a dishwasher also works.
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That one has to be a trap - even without the fun toast-launch mechanism most toasters are like mine in that they have a mechanism for squeezing the toast into the centre of the cavity before they toast. So you'll just end up with melted cheese next to the filaments for subsequent toastings and fun with fire.
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I am sorry, but are there even any toasters without a launch function included? While I was shopping in my electronic market I looked around a bit, just for poo poo and giggles, and there was literally not a single toaster that did not throw out the toast once it is done 
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The Glumslinger posted:Or you could just buy a loving toaster oven instead Also, most ovens have either a separate grill (broiler if you're American, I think?) or a grill mode you can use to the same effect.
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 When I was a kid I did use the toaster to make "fried bread" by buttering both sides of frozen bread and putting it into the toaster (not side on mind you). It...kind of worked and did produce a pale imitation of actually frying slices in a pan. If anything did run off it likely ended up in the crumb tray.
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Dec 2, 2014 11:33
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Brainbread posted:So, the Onion did a series called, "Troublehacking". They covered various topics such as One simple tip from a New York cop. Eurotrash terrorists hate him!
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Dec 2, 2014 12:51
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When you murder a young girl and have sex with or masturbate over the body, use a condom so you don't leave semen that can be traced back to you. -lifehack
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Michaellaneous posted:I am sorry, but are there even any toasters without a launch function included? While I was shopping in my electronic market I looked around a bit, just for poo poo and giggles, and there was literally not a single toaster that did not throw out the toast once it is done
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Goosed it. posted:So that's 330 calories of oil, plus 70 calories from an egg, plus I'm guess ~200 from the hot chocolate. Recipe posted:Didn't want to throw my nutrition degree out the window, so I made the cake with whole wheat flour, canola oil and sugar-free, calcium fortified hot chocolate. Plus I replaced half the oil with applesauce. Just as delicious! Totally healthy now. 
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cyberia posted:I don't know why the whole world seems to struggle with peeling goddamned garlic so badly. You cut the top and bottom off the clove then peel the skin off. It takes seconds per clove and almost no effort but every time I am cooking and someone sees me peeling garlic they trip over themselves to tell me about this One Weird Trick, Chefs Hate It, which is normally to crush the clove with the flat side of your knife before peeling but then I have to spend a magnitude of time longer peeling the skin off the lovely, crushed cloves and then I have a bunch of crushed cloves which I didn't want because I wanted to slice them or cook them whole or whatever. You're not supposed to crush it, just press down til you hear the skin crack. Then it's peel city and your garlic isn't crushed and you didn't lose any garlic to slicing, and since you don't have moist garlic exposed, you don't get dry garlic skin stuck to the ends. People telling you to go all Of Mice and Men on garlic want to hurt you and your garlic experience.
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Bunch of scrubs not grinding your garlic with a mortar and pestle.
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Dec 2, 2014 18:42
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Buy precrushed garlic that keeps in a jar and doesn't stink up your fridge. #lifehack
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Megera posted:Buy precrushed garlic that keeps in a jar and doesn't stink up your fridge. #lifehack Minced garlic in a jar is great for some things (like making white trash garlic bread) but it definitely doesn't replace fresh garlic in every application.
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Become a vampire, never need to worry about cooking with garlic again #afterlife hack
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MariusLecter posted:When you murder a young girl and have sex with or masturbate over the body, use a condom so you don't leave semen that can be traced back to you. A couple years after I graduated my college faced a huge scandal when they tried to cover up a dude who didn't follow this advice. His defense on the stand was the girl was already dead and he thought she was sleeping when he broke into her dorm room and blew his load on the pillow over her face. And speaking of college, all this grilled cheese talk makes me think of the time a friend of mine back then thought he was a genius when he tried to use his george foreman grill to make one. He pulled the sandwich out, started walking away with it, and all the melted cheese just poured out the side onto his carpet.
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A while back the local university got in trouble because their cafeteria was caught using their industrial dish washer to clean all the vegetables. Which seems like it was either some highdeas or lifehack logic at work.Choco1980 posted:And speaking of college, all this grilled cheese talk makes me think of the time a friend of mine back then thought he was a genius when he tried to use his george foreman grill to make one. He pulled the sandwich out, started walking away with it, and all the melted cheese just poured out the side onto his carpet. A GF is basically just a panini press so I have no idea how your friend hosed this one up. I do this at least once a week and I have never encountered any sort of molten cheese slough. El Estrago Bonito has a new favorite as of 11:38 on Dec 3, 2014 |
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Dec 3, 2014 11:36
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Maybe it was some horrible cheese-product and the oil separated from the milk solids?
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Megera posted:Buy precrushed garlic that keeps in a jar and doesn't stink up your fridge. #lifehack Ugh, please don't.  That is not what "clean" means.  Fun.
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El Estrago Bonito posted:A GF is basically just a panini press so I have no idea how your friend hosed this one up. I do this at least once a week and I have never encountered any sort of molten cheese slough.  Be silently judged by your seatmates! #flighthax  Unless you have a food safe syringe handy, you're going to spend three times as long getting the salad dressing in the bottle as you are eating the drat salad. Get these  or go to a site selling bento supplies and get the actual syringe and cute little bottles for like four bucks.
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Ahahaha. I used to do similar to this when I was poor and working retail, and required to wear (unsupplied) black shoes that got scuffed pretty quickly. But it was shoes, and not my buttcheek.
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kinmik posted:
I have never bought a mio before (seriously just drink some loving water you fat gently caress), but I feel like that bottle has to be the biggest pain in the rear end to clean. mio is just pure syrup in a lovely plastic bottle. You will never get the sugar smell out.
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Shwqa posted:You will never get the sugar smell out. For these people its not a bug it's a feature.
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zVxTeflon posted:Wheres the lifehack to help me find a dead dog Lifehack: kill a dog
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Shwqa posted:I have never bought a mio before (seriously just drink some loving water you fat gently caress), but I feel like that bottle has to be the biggest pain in the rear end to clean. mio is just pure syrup in a lovely plastic bottle. You will never get the sugar smell out. kool aid is good and so is mio i am not fat
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SaltLick posted:kool aid is good and so is mio i am not fat Yet.
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Shwqa posted:I have never bought a mio before (seriously just drink some loving water you fat gently caress), but I feel like that bottle has to be the biggest pain in the rear end to clean. mio is just pure syrup in a lovely plastic bottle. You will never get the sugar smell out. A while back I was at a friend's dorm, and one of his roommate's friends had one of those Mio things and she would just drink it straight out of the bottle. Lifehack: who needs water? Just drink the syrup.
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kinmik posted:
Or go to the trial/travel size section of Target and get a similar bottle (with a wide enough mouth to pour dressing into) for $1.
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There are 0 calories in Mio because it is just "natural flavor with other natural flavors" 
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Decrepus posted:There are 0 calories in Mio because it is just "natural flavor with other natural flavors"
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Hirayuki posted:I think pretty much all of those liquid water flavors are sugar-free and zero calorie. Some may be as high as five calories! Fat fucks, indeed. If Mio and its like were sweetened with sugar, you couldn't fit it in that little container. Just go ask the Brits who are the cultural pioneers of dumping loads of flavored sugar syrup into water. When I visited the UK I was constantly baffled by the people my age there who were constantly ragging on the US for being fat fucks who eat terribly because they would sit around mixing horrendous syrup drinks and eating the fattiest saltpile of lunch foods imaginable.
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Just go ask the Brits who are the cultural pioneers of dumping loads of flavored sugar syrup into water. When I visited the UK I was constantly baffled by the people my age there who were constantly ragging on the US for being fat fucks who eat terribly because they would sit around mixing horrendous syrup drinks and eating the fattiest saltpile of lunch foods imaginable. But Ribena!!!!
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Bunch of scrubs not grinding your garlic with a mortar and pestle.
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kinmik posted:
Shwqa posted:I have never bought a mio before (seriously just drink some loving water you fat gently caress), but I feel like that bottle has to be the biggest pain in the rear end to clean. mio is just pure syrup in a lovely plastic bottle. You will never get the sugar smell out. If you remove the label you can twist the top off:  ...and rinse it out, if you're a  about potentially getting trace amounts of non-sugar sweetener in whatever else you'd put in the bottle you could probably even get a narrow bottle brush inside of it. I really don't understand the problem behind reusing something that's just going to be thrown out/recycled anyways. However I guess you'd never need to put condiments in a smaller container because you shouldn't eat them anyways - condiments aren't biologically necessary to sustain life functions. Lifehack: eat a nutritionally-complete yet tasteless paste and drink only water 
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Geoj posted:If you remove the label you can twist the top off: or Or OR You could just buy a loving bottle of salad dressing like a normal human being.
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Geoj posted:If you remove the label you can twist the top off: Turns out goons are super defensive about their $2.30 small lovely plastic bottles filled with a flavored chemical syrup. And yes I did check out how they much cost at my local winco.
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Shwqa posted:goons are super defensive Who knew?!
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