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Technical Analysis: Nov 21, 2007; I got 99 problems but the British ain't one.

I like to think he was laughed off campus no less than five times before he figured it was a dumb idea.

Edit:

Oh look at that, I found my old youtube password from the Poison Ivey and Old Khemarra days. Might have to keep an eye out for more pubbie videos now.

Technical Analysis fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Dec 2, 2014

# ? Dec 2, 2014 15:46

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# ? May 9, 2024 16:02

AcidCouch: Aug 2, 2012

DonDoodles posted:

Does anyone remember when Oldkhemaraa threatened to hang out in front of UC Berkeley law school until he could find a law student that would help him sue us (and cryptic)? Over disrupting Grom's show.

Yup I also remember sending Ol' some contact numbers for some lawyers I knew. Not sure if he ever called them. Had warned one about it and one told me what he would do in any case like that, suggest psychiatric help.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 16:18

Berke Negri: Feb 15, 2012; Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
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Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
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Technical Analysis posted:

I like to think he was laughed off campus no less than five times before he figured it was a dumb idea.

Edit:

Oh look at that, I found my old youtube password from the Poison Ivey and Old Khemarra days. Might have to keep an eye out for more pubbie videos now.

I hope he stayed and got an education :unsmith:

# ? Dec 2, 2014 17:14

Anunnaki: Dec 2, 2014

Hello Space Travelers

Can I get a Invite to STO in game chat channel Thenexgooneration

Thanks

In Game name - Anunnaki@anunnakiAlliance

# ? Dec 2, 2014 18:36

Kesper North: Nov 3, 2011; EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

That's quite a remarkable posting history you've got there. :cripes:

# ? Dec 2, 2014 18:42

Yudo: May 15, 2003

Thanks for the ban you asses. I too have a ticket on account of four missing bug ships and two Galors. I just love being at the mercy of Cryptic support!

The billion EC cap needs to be removed: I'm sick of this bug ship barter poo poo to buy anything of value.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 18:43

Anunnaki: Dec 2, 2014

Mondian posted:

First page!

Man, so far the pubbies in my Undine queues are worse than usual!

Hello Fellow Space Traveler.

If you are looking for a few Good extra hands in those times when you can't get a team going. CHeck out STO Alliance global chat channel. Those guys over there are constantly Trekking.

Take care hope this helps out friend.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 18:44

Anunnaki: Dec 2, 2014

Kesper North posted:

That's quite a remarkable posting history you've got there.

Why thankyou GoodSIr !

WHo said Virgins arent easy

# ? Dec 2, 2014 18:46

GoatSeeGuy: Dec 26, 2003; What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?

Go away.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 19:20

Anunnaki: Dec 2, 2014

GoatSeeGuy posted:

Go away.

Aww im like soo sorry your Butt hurts. Can we be friends

# ? Dec 2, 2014 19:37

DAVE!!!(c)(tm): Feb 22, 2003

Anunnaki posted:

Aww im like soo sorry your Butt hurts. Can we be friends

We have a strict semi-strict, but mostly strict, couple year registration requirement. Go have fun on the forums and play around with some other groups and we'll see you then.

But, hey, thanks for the 10 bucks.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 19:50

AcidCouch: Aug 2, 2012

Is that Autumn? That's so cute. On the bright side we now have the newbies billing info

welcome friend.

Alright newbie: did you post in Fyad?
Did you sent technical a dic pic yet?
Have you wrote your 10k word essay on the topic of trolls in modern communications?
Did you get archive acess when you signed up?

AcidCouch fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Dec 2, 2014

# ? Dec 2, 2014 19:55

Xexre: Jan 26, 2010; Elder Brother, you're so dreamy

Anunnaki posted:

Aww im like soo sorry your Butt hurts. Can we be friends

# ? Dec 2, 2014 20:23

Mogomra: Nov 5, 2005; simply having a wonderful time

Anunnaki posted:

Aww im like soo sorry your Butt hurts. Can we be friends

We can be friends, Anunnaki.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 20:26

Axe-man: Apr 16, 2005; The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.; Clapping Larry

Wait they only paid 10 bucks to get into dental, :negative:

I got so ripped off, but that dental salary makes up for it.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 21:18

Aleth: Aug 2, 2008; Pillbug

WW rewards tab is up here, no carrier stats yet though.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 21:43

DonDoodles: Aug 18, 2010; by general anime

Anunnaki posted:

Aww im like soo sorry your Butt hurts. Can we be friends

Can we post examples of autumn@col.potter losing his poo poo in-game? I know some of you goons have logs.

Edit:

quote:

[Zone #2] D'Bryg@Col.Potter: It's funny really. Both my grandfathers put their life on the line to protect my country during WWII. Sandrine meanwhile spends all her life playing a video game and harassing people

Both my grandfathers were drafted into a war with pretty much every male of that generation so I can erp on a fake spaceship.

DonDoodles fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Dec 2, 2014

# ? Dec 2, 2014 22:03

Axe-man: Apr 16, 2005; The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.; Clapping Larry

DonDoodles posted:

Can we post examples of autumn@col.potter losing his poo poo in-game? I know some of you goons have logs.

Edit:

Both my grandfathers were drafted into a war with pretty much every male of that generation so I can erp on a fake spaceship.

Both of my grandfathers died so that the conservative bronies and furries could live. :patriot:

# ? Dec 2, 2014 22:16

Goat Pillager: Mar 1, 2013

DonDoodles posted:

Can we post examples of autumn@col.potter losing his poo poo in-game? I know some of you goons have logs.

Edit:

Both my grandfathers were drafted into a war with pretty much every male of that generation so I can erp on a fake spaceship.

Mine ended as an alcoholic after three tours in Vietnam so two men pretending to be questionably aged girls of unrealistic proportions could pass seventh grade level pickup lines to each other in virtual Star Trek bars. :patriot:

# ? Dec 2, 2014 22:23

Acer Pilot: Feb 17, 2007; put the 'the' in therapist

did you know that $10 will give you instant access to the super secret goon channel, wiki, and in-game bonus system?

:greencube:

also, i will vouch for you for 800m ec

Acer Pilot fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Dec 2, 2014

# ? Dec 2, 2014 22:25

AcidCouch: Aug 2, 2012

The newbie went quite. Technical has yet to get his dic pic, and don't cheat and grab one from online because we will know. Your webcam proves all

# ? Dec 2, 2014 22:53

Acer Pilot: Feb 17, 2007; put the 'the' in therapist

probably realized they wasted $10 to try and "infiltrate" a video game fleet

# ? Dec 2, 2014 23:02

Tunicate: May 15, 2012

Aleth posted:

WW rewards tab is up here, no carrier stats yet though.

Oh hey, new modules.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 23:06

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

My ban is lifted but I only got another Cardassian Boff and a JHDC. I was promised a Galor and bugship do I file a ticket or go straight to our source?

# ? Dec 2, 2014 23:13

Lord Ludikrous: Jun 7, 2008; Enjoy your tea...

Axe-man posted:

Both of my grandfathers died so that the conservative bronies and furries could live.

One of my grandfathers was too young and the other was on the German side. Does this make me more evil than the average Denalt?

# ? Dec 2, 2014 23:14

g0del: Jan 9, 2001; Fun Shoe

Tunicate posted:

Oh hey, new modules.

Hooray, another grenade. I certainly don't have too many of those already.

Come on, cryptic! Where's my double fist punch module?

# ? Dec 3, 2014 00:50

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

AcidCouch posted:

The newbie went quite. Technical has yet to get his dic pic, and don't cheat and grab one from online because we will know. Your webcam proves all

Use a sharpie to draw a disco globe on your tiny dic pic for authenticity.

# ? Dec 3, 2014 00:59

Technical Analysis: Nov 21, 2007; I got 99 problems but the British ain't one.

AcidCouch posted:

The newbie went quite. Technical has yet to get his dic pic, and don't cheat and grab one from online because we will know. Your webcam proves all

He's right. I reverse google image search all my dick pics. It's the only way to make sure it's legit.

# ? Dec 3, 2014 00:59

DonDoodles: Aug 18, 2010; by general anime

Ludicro posted:

One of my grandfathers was too young and the other was on the German side. Does this make me more evil than the average Denalt?

Ivey was right all along...

# ? Dec 3, 2014 02:33

AirborneNinja: Jul 27, 2009

I'm my own grandpa.

# ? Dec 3, 2014 02:48

DonDoodles: Aug 18, 2010; by general anime

Olivia has now created a special chat channel just for his giveaway...seasoned goons know what to do.

# ? Dec 3, 2014 03:12

Atrayonis: Jul 6, 2008; Godspeed, brave canary

quote:

Both my grandfathers were drafted into a war with pretty much every male of that generation so I can erp on a fake spaceship.

quote:

One of my grandfathers was too young and the other was on the German side. Does this make me more evil than the average Denalt?

Both of my grandfathers put their life on line for my country too. My one grandfather lost his legs in France in patriotic service, the other fought bravely in Berlin in '45 (after heroically allowing assorted foreign workers to find occupation in support of our boys in the field up to that point), just so that I could hang out with way too many Anglos and play a game owned by a Chinese company (and it's not even our old friends, it's those goddamn Commie ones who kicked them off the mainland!).

Where's my pity party, Anunnaki? Or at least a crying eagly smilie?

# ? Dec 3, 2014 06:52

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Is there any way to use sto's macro stuff to bind something to activate a togglable power but not deactivate it?

# ? Dec 3, 2014 08:17

Aleth: Aug 2, 2008; Pillbug

This is amazing.

xxtern1ty posted:

Many of you have probably seen me, Xean around Doranza or have heard how that I am the sole contributor to the ESD Daily Giveaway via Saint Olivia.

I have avoided disclosing this, as I generally do not get into the fleet politics that can come into play.

That being said, at this point, Saint Olivia and I are proud to announce our new alliance:

Saint Olivia on XTERN1TY

and we are now recruiting!

What you will Get:

Reputation Perks of being associated with the ESD Giveaway Daily! (You may not know this, but I'm kind of a big deal around here..COME AT ME BRO)

Free Professional Reputation Building/Recovery Assistance via our very own Saint Olivia, PR expert

We Let the Dogs Out: been helping players for over a year and invite you to share your insights, tips, and other info on this new voyage with fellow helpful players and those in need of help.

/channel_join XTERN1TY

If you're in NOP or Starfleet Dental and haven't joined a channel before, you can now!!

Just click the channel name. Right-clicking a chat tab will pull up the Chat options where you can select chat color and set up a new tab if you like for a channel.

UPDATE: Starfleet Dental members who transfer in will now receive A FREE LOBI SHIP too!

What you WILL NOT get:

You will not have access to the bank as a new member. Period.

We do not give EC or items to people in the fleet if asked so do not come here thinking this is a charity.

Joining the fleet will not give you access to any of the donated items from the giveaway. Period. (However, you may skim off the top from any donations you may get)

You will not get early access to the fleet stores. Saint Olivia has spent too much time and effort building up the reserves to have someone come in and beg for access�PERIOD!!!!!!!!!

See you in the Delta Quadrant!

With Love,

XEAN

--HNIC of Saint Olivia On XTERN1TY

# ? Dec 3, 2014 11:29

hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; Upset Trowel

Oh my

# ? Dec 3, 2014 11:34

Asimo: Sep 23, 2007

Wow. It really is the Christmas season. :swoon:

# ? Dec 3, 2014 11:34

Acer Pilot: Feb 17, 2007; put the 'the' in therapist

Aleth posted:

This is amazing.

i wish i could give that thread a 5

# ? Dec 3, 2014 11:53

Preechr: May 19, 2009; Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1315391

They're doing another screenshot contest, this time winter-themed. There are zen prizes for the top three entries, and the winner will get their screenshot turned into a loading screen.