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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
"Downtown Orlando is a blast" is the dumbest thing so far this season

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Orlando has a downtown?

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Oh Christ, this is turning into the loving Young & The Restless.

Soapy nonsense drama.

Mercaptopropyl
Sep 16, 2006

I can be framed easier than Whistler's Mother
Great my DVR decided it only needed to record the 2nd episode, so I missed the first 30 minutes of this one. :sigh:

xbilkis posted:

"Downtown Orlando is a blast" is the dumbest thing so far this season

glad I didn't miss any of this though

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Alec and Jaclyn shamelessly flirting while Jon is on exile is, like, really weird to me

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

TMMadman posted:

Jaclyn is being ridiculous about the reward. I mean Natalie/Jeremy gave up their rewards a couple of weeks ago so that Jon/Jaclyn could go on one and then they also went on one last week.

Just let Natalie go and shrug your shoulders.

And then, they voted Jeremy out who the knew Natalie was tight with.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Mercaptopropyl posted:

Great my DVR decided it only needed to record the 2nd episode, so I missed the first 30 minutes of this one. :sigh:

reward was the typical "chop" challenge, Reed/Alec/Keith went out first and then the other five just decided Missy was going to win and Probst was pretty annoyed. Missy took Baylor and Natalie and Jaclyn sat home and pouted a whole lot. She flirted a ton with Alec while the others were gone. And now we're at immunity

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Go Keith!

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Holy poo poo it's an actual challenge.

Mercaptopropyl
Sep 16, 2006

I can be framed easier than Whistler's Mother

Poque posted:

reward was the typical "chop" challenge, Reed/Alec/Keith went out first and then the other five just decided Missy was going to win and Probst was pretty annoyed. Missy took Baylor and Natalie and Jaclyn sat home and pouted a whole lot. She flirted a ton with Alec while the others were gone. And now we're at immunity

thanks! I hate that challenge, Jeff shouldn't be surprised.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Keith the challenge monster!

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Wow, if you thought Keith was acting the rear end at Tribal before? Hooboy.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Ghostpilot posted:

And then, they voted Jeremy out who the knew Natalie was tight with.

"It's so weird that the other 2 people in our alliance are tighter with Natalie than us"

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


"Way to get those balls in there"

lmao

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I think Jon/Jaclyn's smartest move would be to vote out Reed and then partner with Alec and Keith, since Alec and Keith are morons. They obviously see the Baylor/Natalie/Missy trio, so it would surprise me if they did anything else.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Mercaptopropyl posted:

thanks! I hate that challenge, Jeff shouldn't be surprised.

The challenge is great, because of this exact reason. It exposes which alliances are the tightest.

Just don't use it for immunity.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Ghostpilot posted:

Wow, if you thought Keith was being a dumb rear end at Tribal before? Hooboy.

I went ahead and fixed this for you.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Hahaha, did I just hear Reed call Keith a "ball master"?

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Poque posted:

I think Jon/Jaclyn's smartest move would be to vote out Reed and then partner with Alec and Keith, since Alec and Keith are morons. They obviously see the Baylor/Natalie/Missy trio, so it would surprise me if they did anything else.

I think there's gonna need to be some initiative from the other side to get Jon and Jaclyn to flip again, which is why Reed might be in a pretty good position. This is definitely way safer though; Reed is way more dangerous

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?
Why is his face still dirty? I'd love to see the unaired exile island stuff.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I went ahead and fixed this for you.

A fair correction!

Good god, Jaclyn may be the most self-absorbed person to have been on Survivor.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I feel so bad for Jon. This is the most clarity he's had all game and Jaclyn is freaking out for no reason

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Ohhhh...and #winkwink

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Pissing off your closest ally in the game and girlfriend. Another landmark move in season 29 of Survivor.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I really like Reed. I can see why Reed and Josh work well together even if they're weirdly celibate.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Recursive posted:

Why is his face still dirty? I'd love to see the unaired exile island stuff.

Well, he did say that the two things he did on Exile was be paranoid and miss Jaclyn.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Goddamn, Jon is awful at politics.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
oh my godddd you have like an hour until tribal GET THE gently caress OVER IT

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
This is exactly the absurd trainwreck gameplay I expected with these people left in the game / controlling the game, and it's beautiful

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Wow, Jaclyn is loving terrible

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe
Does Jaclyn just walk from place to place where she can lie down?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
ahahaha they're timing her tantrum

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Speaking of brats...

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
"This is really weird, why are they doing a super slow fade from Jon to the sunrise?"

[5 HOURS LATER]

Mercaptopropyl
Sep 16, 2006

I can be framed easier than Whistler's Mother

xbilkis posted:

I feel so bad for Jon. This is the most clarity he's had all game and Jaclyn is freaking out for no reason

True but it's hilarious.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


TMMadman posted:

Orlando has a downtown?

Well, sorta :v:

Also Jaclyn is legit the worst.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Hahaha, first Jaclyn was being a baby and now Jon is the baby.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Every time I think it must be over, it JUST KEEPS GOING

This is fascinating

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

TMMadman posted:

Hahaha, first Jaclyn was being a baby and now Jon is the baby.

You just know they're going to be together forever.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
this is the best thing. i am so entertained.

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