The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Sturmtiger IV posted:

This is indeed a disturbing thread.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 04:26

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# ? May 27, 2024 10:27

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Sturmtiger IV posted:

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Red room... red room... up there...

# ? Dec 4, 2014 04:27

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

After The War posted:

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Red room... red room... up there...

I'm a torso!

# ? Dec 4, 2014 04:29

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'm a torso!

Ah crap, there's a clog in the torso chute. Mister Kingdom, get your rear end in gear!

# ? Dec 4, 2014 04:33

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Ah crap, there's a clog in the torso chute. Mister Kingdom, get your rear end in gear!

There's your problem, someone set this thing to 'evil'.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 04:48

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

There's your problem, someone set this thing to 'evil'.

Ewwwww, IMJack water!

# ? Dec 4, 2014 04:53

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Gin_Rummy posted:

That quote doesn't really seem appropriate for children.

You must be over 18 for page 379... it gets a little blue. :mmmhmm:

# ? Dec 4, 2014 05:12

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Gin_Rummy posted:

That quote doesn't really seem appropriate for children.

We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

# ? Dec 4, 2014 05:13

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You must be over 18 for page 379... it gets a little blue.

This scene probably has the most disturbing line I've ever heard on the show :stare:

# ? Dec 4, 2014 05:16

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

This scene probably has the most disturbing line I've ever heard on the show

Yes, I may be naked and reeking of panda love, but I've got to stop this before it goes too far.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 05:27

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Sturmtiger IV posted:

No, that's not the worst excuse I could come up with! :mad:

~hangs up phone~

Wise guy.... :rolleyes:

# ? Dec 4, 2014 05:34

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Jerusalem posted:

This scene probably has the most disturbing line I've ever heard on the show

It was finger Ling Ling good!

# ? Dec 4, 2014 06:45

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

After The War posted:

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Red room... red room... up there...

That's funny. The blood usually gets off on the second floor.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 06:55

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

jscolon2.0 posted:

That's funny. The blood usually gets off on the second floor.

Correction FREE blood. ahhhh!

# ? Dec 4, 2014 07:20

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Monday_ posted:

You gotta supply your own knobs!

Please refrain from tasting the knob.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 08:52

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Everything Counts posted:

We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

Hey thread, I couldn't afford to get you a new drum...So how about a nice pair of bongos? :nws:

# ? Dec 4, 2014 11:04

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Sex Cauldron posted:

Sorry... this place has been closed down.

Everybody's hugging!

# ? Dec 4, 2014 14:41

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Striking Yak posted:

Hey thread, I couldn't afford to get you a new drum...So how about a nice pair of bongos?

Stop pining for you saxophone thread, I got you a new instrument.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 14:42

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Jerusalem posted:

This scene probably has the most disturbing line I've ever heard on the show

Heh...you ain't quoting nowhere, sweetie. :heysexy:

# ? Dec 4, 2014 14:56

TL: Jan 16, 2006; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; Fallen Rib

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Ah crap, there's a clog in the torso chute. Mister Kingdom, get your rear end in gear!

Too big to be human. Send some kids down to dislodge it.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 16:42

grilldos: Mar 27, 2004; BUST A LOAF
IN THIS
YEAST CONFECTION; Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

This scene probably has the most disturbing line I've ever heard on the show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iBEAQHW_Cs

# ? Dec 4, 2014 16:45

Gin_Rummy: Aug 4, 2007

TL posted:

Too big to be human. Send some kids down to dislodge it.

TL, while you were quoting this, hoodlums made off with THREE bumper cars!

# ? Dec 4, 2014 17:53

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

This scene probably has the most disturbing line I've ever heard on the show

TRUTH is BEAUTY!

BEAUTY TRUTH sir!

# ? Dec 4, 2014 17:56

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

grilldos posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iBEAQHW_Cs

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 18:03

grilldos: Mar 27, 2004; BUST A LOAF
IN THIS
YEAST CONFECTION; Grimey Drawer

Don't let the name throw you Jimmy. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 18:18

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

grilldos posted:

Don't let the name throw you Jimmy. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 18:38

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

This scene probably has the most disturbing line I've ever heard on the show

Did you see Daddy dance? They all saw Daddy dance.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 18:58

TL: Jan 16, 2006; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; Fallen Rib

grilldos posted:

Don't let the name throw you Jimmy. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

The Simpsons Quote Thread is brought to you by: ILG: Selling your body's chemicals after you die! And by Li'l Sweetheart Cupcackes: a subsidiary of ILG.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 19:09

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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TMMadman posted:

Ten grand.

MONSTER .. PUT IN WALLET

# ? Dec 4, 2014 19:11

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Martytoof posted:

MONSTER .. PUT IN WALLET

Hey... that's not the wallet inspector... :ohdear:

# ? Dec 4, 2014 19:17

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

TL posted:

The Simpsons Quote Thread is brought to you by: ILG: Selling your body's chemicals after you die! And by Li'l Sweetheart Cupcackes: a subsidiary of ILG.

Sponsored by Grandma Plopwell's, the low fat pudding that's approved for sale by the government.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 19:40

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Sponsored by Grandma Plopwell's, the low fat pudding that's approved for sale by the government.

Those jerks always walking over the small businessman. Don't get me started about the government.

# ? Dec 4, 2014 22:19

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

TRUTH is BEAUTY!

BEAUTY TRUTH sir!

BUT THE TRUTH CAN BE HARSH AND DISTURBING! HOW CAN THAT BE CONSIDERED BEAUTIFUL?

# ? Dec 4, 2014 22:40

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

TL posted:

The Simpsons Quote Thread is brought to you by: ILG: Selling your body's chemicals after you die! And by Li'l Sweetheart Cupcackes: a subsidiary of ILG.

I have isolated the chemical which is emitted by every geek, dork, and four-eyes. I call it "poindextrose."

# ? Dec 4, 2014 23:00

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

grilldos posted:

Don't let the name throw you Jimmy. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

Don't kid yourself, grilldos. If a goon ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

# ? Dec 4, 2014 23:39

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Monday_ posted:

Those jerks always walking over the small businessman. Don't get me started about the government.

This government computer can process over nine Simpsons quotes per day. Did you really think you could fool it?

# ? Dec 4, 2014 23:41

grilldos: Mar 27, 2004; BUST A LOAF
IN THIS
YEAST CONFECTION; Grimey Drawer

That's why The Simpsons is keeping tabs on the government:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC3W1BiUjp0

# ? Dec 4, 2014 23:48

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

BUT THE TRUTH CAN BE HARSH AND DISTURBING! HOW CAN THAT BE CONSIDERED BEAUTIFUL?

Well he sure sucked the fun out of that thread.

# ? Dec 5, 2014 01:17

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

This government computer can process over nine Simpsons quotes per day. Did you really think you could fool it?

No sir I'm really sorry sir an older goon told me to do it.

# ? Dec 5, 2014 02:04

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# ? May 27, 2024 10:27

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

Well he sure sucked the fun out of that thread.

YES BUT WHAT MAN COULD TAME HER!?!

# ? Dec 5, 2014 03:24

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