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Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

fart simpson posted:

which country
Russia.

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

fart simpson posted:

which country

russia's national firewall blocks sites that support suicide

someone uploaded 32_ways_to_commit_suicide.txt to github

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
What a loving joke. You know what encourages suicide? LIVING IN loving RUSSIA.

Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies

Forgall posted:

You know what encourages suicide? LIVING

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


lol you live in russia, owned

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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don't you have to be like incredibly rich just to get permission to leave the country or something?

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Stringent posted:

don't you have to be like incredibly rich just to get permission to leave the country or something?
No, not yet anyway.

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

MononcQc posted:

Awk freaking owns at transforming lines into nicer lines and then piping that poo poo into xargs for whatever.

if you're gonna do awk you might as well use "perl -ane" anyway

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
I think Russia is just blocking github ahead of their own vcs where instead of doing commits you do put ins

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

I think Russia is just blocking github ahead of their own vcs where instead of doing commits you do put ins

good try

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

I think Russia is just blocking github ahead of their own vcs where instead of doing commits you do put ins
In soviet russia source controls you lol

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

St Evan Echoes posted:

In soviet russia source controls you lol

thanks slashdot

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Forgall posted:

welp my country just blocked github

lucky

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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and this is why shaggar is the most yospos poster <3

tef
May 30, 2004

-> some l-system crap ->
it's because octocat is queer

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

im slowly building up a set of small productivity tools written in haskell and getting people in my office to use them :madmax:

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

tef posted:

it's because octocat is queer

don't get jealous, you're still the Barry Sanders of finding poo poo to bitch about

tef
May 30, 2004

-> some l-system crap ->

Stringent posted:

don't get jealous, you're still the Barry Sanders of finding poo poo to bitch about

i have no idea what this means :toot:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
just use svn, Jesus Christ - Putin

AWWNAW
Dec 30, 2008

it's because the g in github stands for gay

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

rotor posted:

just use svn, Jesus Christ - Putin

i think you'll find mercurial is the best revision control system

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
just send a status update email at the end of your day saying "i changed this and that" no need to complicate stuff with that bullshit

Joe Law
Jun 30, 2008

i like bitbucket because they have free private repos which is nice for hiding my useless academic code

Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies

Sniep posted:

just send a status update email at the end of your day saying "i changed this and that" no need to complicate stuff with that bullshit

just have really good comments so your code is self-documenting, no need to bother coworkers with updates

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Joe Law posted:

i like bitbucket because they have free private repos which is nice for hiding my useless academic code

epic thissery they still hostin my thesis

MeruFM
Jul 27, 2010
I like bitbucket too for the private repos

also because github.txt

MeruFM
Jul 27, 2010
atlassian seems like a cool company
i like their adament support for native gui apps

wish they would change their chat app name to something less embarrassing though

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
i wont forgive atlassian for confluence

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Joe Law posted:

i like bitbucket because they have free private repos which is nice for hiding my useless academic code

if you have a .edu address github will give you a free private repo

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
I thought of a new interview question to try on people:

"please proofread this resume and correct any mistakes you find. also, condense it down to two pages"

and then I hand the person his or her own terrible resume

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Not trying to Shaggar it up here, but I assume Xamarin development through VS is a lot better than using Xamarin Studio?

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

CPColin posted:

I thought of a new interview question to try on people:

"please proofread this resume and correct any mistakes you find. also, condense it down to two pages"

and then I hand the person his or her own terrible resume

post examples

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

resumes longer than 1 page should be burned

along with the applicant

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
what about 1 page but double sided?

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

burn

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin
don't us MS word and poo poo templates for your resume

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
im not sure where this 1-page resume rule came from but I think its dumb. I mean I don't want to hear about what you did in high school but I do want to hear about where you worked and what you did there in more detail than

2006-2010: Engineer at Cisco Systems, worked on networking applications

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

last job i interviewed a guy with a ten page resume

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

i like non-minimal resumes b/c they give me things to ask the candidate about

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Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

fritz posted:

last job i interviewed a guy with a ten page resume
I wasn't interviewing a guy with ten page resume, but my boss showed a thing like that to me once to ask for my opinion. It was more like a crazy person manifesto than a resume really.

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