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March 8th: New twitter mysteriously goes down March 9th: NEW New Twitter Presented by Coors Light hits the Internet.
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November 2015. Obama reelected. Four years of darkness commence. Humankind enters the last four years of its existence. December 2015. All humans are now gay, Gay abortions are nigh. December 2015. The blood of 1000 gay abortions is sacrificed upon the constitution. Obama wins the favor of the chaos gods, and becomes king human being of Ferguson mountain.
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OCT 2nd: i go to golden corral and try that chocolot fountain!
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THE MOON! posted:November 2015. Obama reelected. Four years of darkness commence. Humankind enters the last four years of its existence. Barack Obama is a gentleman and I love him. I do not appreciate you're pessimism regarding his upcoming reign of terror.
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OP is a pastor and posts words like f*ck and s*it online and that's pretty hypocritial imho what do you all think??
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Whirlwind Jones posted:OP is a pastor and posts words like f*ck and s*it online and that's pretty hypocritial imho what do you all think?? Probably just a Unitarian
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Whirlwind Jones posted:OP is a pastor and posts words like f*ck and s*it online and that's pretty hypocritial imho what do you all think?? i would never use blue language like that :stair:
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a starwar betamax posted:i would never use blue language like that :stair:
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Whirlwind Jones posted:lieing is a sin. just fyi. the only thing that is a sin here...... is your posting
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August 23rd: Hippos are breeding like rabbits on the moon, who knew?
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FEB 2: netflix makesf documentaries illegal 
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Whirlwind Jones posted:OP is a pastor and posts words like f*ck and s*it online and that's pretty hypocritial imho what do you all think?? Man, f*ck that sh*t.
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Oct 22 - Apples are now extinct
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a starwar betamax posted:JULY 5th: god beat you to this about 2000 years ago, pal
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September 15th, 2015: Trying to pursue the youth demographic that is leaving TV for the internet. ABC family premiers a show made to appeal to tumblr. Actual tumblr users mock the show for including only an ambiguously gay character, and not having any genderqueer asexuals.
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May 12th: The HAPPENING
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June 1st: Ron Paul sits back and whispers "I told you so..."
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May 31st: A new device measures every dick on the planet and finds the biggest one.
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Joust posted:May 31st: A new device measures every dick on the planet and finds the biggest one. June 1st: I accept my award with dignity and humility.
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February 18th: Republican-controlled Senate passes Keystone XL pipeline February 19th: President Obama vetoes the Keystone XL pipeline February 20th: Republican-controlled Congress passes a new pipeline bill, one whose route originates in Canada and ends "up the President's butthole" February 21st: President Obama vetoes new pipeline.
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Applewhite posted:June 1st: I accept my award with dignity and humility. You just admitted to being Ron Paul. Trap sprung.
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Joust posted:You just admitted to being Ron Paul. Trap sprung. *Runs away whooping like Daffy Duck*
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Applewhite posted:June 1st: I accept my award with dignity and humility. June 2nd: Your dick is sawed off by poachers and ground into powder and sold to the Chinese.
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JAN: New kind of instant ramen that's a combo of the pork and roast beef and is kind of spicy, like kimchi, is released. FEB: I'm liking this ramen. MAR: This ramen goes pretty good with coca cola. APR: Coca Cola officially has two percent less sugar. MAY: This new ramen is still decent tho. JUN: I wish they made potato chips that tasted like this ramen. JUL: Reup Amazon Prime. AUG: Buy ramen & get free shipping with Amazon Prime. SEP: Maybe a celebrity dies this month? OCT: I bet the ramen I'm going to like will be the hottest thing to hand out to trick-r-treaters this year. NOV: A newer ramen is released that combines the roast chicken flavor with broccoli. DEC: I don't like it as much as the other one. and then JAN again...
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Videogames will be more realistic.
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circ dick soleil posted:Videogames will be more realistic. By May, video games are so realistic that they engender powerful fear reactions in all those who play. As a result, there is a movement for less realistic games, culminating in "The New 8-Bit Revolution". By December, the most popular games are those that can be played on machines with 8088 chips and VGA graphics.
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mysterious frankie posted:JAN: New kind of instant ramen that's a combo of the pork and roast beef and is kind of spicy, like kimchi, is released. this was already my 2014
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genesplicer posted:By May, video games are so realistic that they engender powerful fear reactions in all those who play. As a result, there is a movement for less realistic games, culminating in "The New 8-Bit Revolution". By December, the most popular games are those that can be played on machines with 8088 chips and VGA graphics. I already basically don't play any game without retreaux graphics these days. Shovel Knight is one of the best games to come out this decade. Better than that hacker game with the baseball caps that's for sure. Sep 15: A new open world game is released that you don't have time to play.
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